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15 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

I'm surprised the Trump administration is claiming assaults on ICE are only up 1000 percent, since that encompasses free speech now.

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Again, a two-week public ad blitz broadcasting all of this shit and the Democrats could turn the entire public narrative against these fuckers.

Go for the jugular.

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sooo many of these new goons are men of color 😳 it's insane.

1 minute ago, mchookem said:

sooo many of these new goons are men of color 😳 it's insane.

People got to eat.

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25 minutes ago, mchookem said:

sooo many of these new goons are men of color 😳 it's insane.

Perverse mutation of the Black Sheep Effect from social psychology. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_sheep_effect

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In other fun news, due to ICE lurking near schools, the Doomlet and every other kid in our district has now had their last outdoor recess and PE for the foreseeable future. 

Motherfuckers. 

51 minutes ago, mchookem said:

sooo many of these new goons are men of color 😳 it's insane.

There are always kapos and Judenräte.

Collaborate with the oppressor to buy yourself favor, power, and time.

But in the end....the oppressor always comes for you too.  You actually bought yourself nothing except a little bit of time.  And all it cost you was your soul.

2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Perverse mutation of the Black Sheep Effect from social psychology. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_sheep_effect

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In other fun news, due to ICE lurking near schools, the Doomlet and every other kid in our district has now had their last outdoor recess and PE for the foreseeable future. 

Motherfuckers. 

One of their childhood memories will be avoiding an oppressive government.  That sucks. 

Possibly coming soon to a warehouse originally built for amazon near you - concentration camps for ICE captives. The deal is past the "early" stage but not yet finalized. 

 

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The Trump administration is exploring buying warehouses that were designed for clients like Amazon and retrofitting them as detention facilities for immigrants before they are deported, a move that would vastly expand the government’s detention capacity, according to a Homeland Security Department official and a White House official.

The precise warehouses that Immigration and Customs Enforcement may buy have not yet been determined, but the agency is looking at locations in the southern U.S. near airports...

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/immigration/mega-detention-centers-ice-considers-buying-large-warehouses-hold-immi-rcna242423

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13 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Possibly coming soon to a warehouse originally built for amazon near you - concentration camps for ICE captives. The deal is past the "early" stage but not yet finalized. 

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/immigration/mega-detention-centers-ice-considers-buying-large-warehouses-hold-immi-rcna242423

Remember how all the now-MAGAs got all fired up about Jade Helm and how "they" were gonna turn abandoned Wal-Marts into jails?  Every accusation is a confession, exhibit fucking infinity.

9 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Bovino’s a bitch is the word on the street

 

 

Incomplete.  Remember, he's an "ADJUDICATED LYING PUSSY-ASS BITCH."

Seriously, it seems that all the locals need to have pre-made signs ready to go -- "LOOK AT THIS ADJUDICATED LYING PUSSY-ASS BITCH OVER HERE!"

Another reminder I like is "YOUR GRANDCHILDREN WILL ERASE YOUR NAME."

You're going down in history.  And your name will be shit for eternity.  You have one chance to get right with the lord.  You'd be wise to take it.

7 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Dallas tells ICE to pound sand

 

 

Johnson is such a toady. I'm glad the Chief and City Council were right-minded on this.

45 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Bovino’s a bitch is the word on the street

 

 

Look at those motherfuckers, armed with black rifles and tacticool gear, walking down the sidewalk in an American neighborhood that looks to be above the mean.

This is what you voted for.

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How do they know it’s impersonating?

 That’s old school spoils of war. 

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10 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

FBI sends out memos to its agents that men wearing masks and impersonating ICE are raping women and committing other violent crimes.

Gee, if someone can convincingly and seamlessly impersonate you by putting on a mask and being truly deplorable human beings, you'd think that would ring some alarm bells.

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How do they know it’s impersonating?

 That’s old school spoils of war. 

Coming soon: Supreme Court to debate the merits of prima nocta. 

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So that FBI bulletin now becomes Exhibit A for the defense against anyone charged with obstruction, resisting, or assaulting Noem’s goon squad?

I mean if even Uncle Sam himself can’t differentiate an imposter/criminal from a legit LEO, then how is John Q. Public supposed to know the difference?

3 hours ago, Player said:

So that FBI bulletin now becomes Exhibit A for the defense against anyone charged with obstruction, resisting, or assaulting Noem’s goon squad?

I mean if even Uncle Sam himself can’t differentiate an imposter/criminal from a legit LEO, then how is John Q. Public supposed to know the difference?

Even if they start shooting you, that doesn't tell you anymore as to whether it's an imposter or an actual ICE agent. 

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

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That abuela is laying down a curse so vile that it echoes into antiquity.

Every ice loser is going to wake up with warts their micro dicks.

 

You know, I’ll say this: the near-instant and ferocious resistance and verbal abuse these fascist cocksucking pieces of shit face whenever they show up (in Illinois at least) warms my heart.
Fuck fascists. Always. And forever.

i started following Chicago reddit while planning our recent trip...

the shit going down there is kind of insane 😳 like it literally feels like watching a movie. we saw some on nightly news while we were there, but it seems to have gotten a lot more violent than DC, LA or NYC did...probably bc that sadistic fuck Bovino is in charge. video of him today taunting and mocking victims/protesters and pulling an Elonazi salute... i wonder if he's showing up for his daily court reports. Chicago PD also seems all in with ICE/CBP, lots of violent clashes on video.

somebody supposedly took a driveby shot at ICE there today..."per DHS"

i guess Chicago is as good a place as any for shit to pop off. 

10 hours ago, safe sex said:

So ICE was taking driveby shots, got it.

or some gravy seal was finger fucking his penis substitute and had an accidental discharge

15 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 


seems like an important part that might could be part of the tweet. 
 

"During the operation, a U.S. citizen exited his vehicle wielding a hammer and threw rocks at law enforcement while he had a child in his car," the statement alleged. "He was arrested for assault and during his arrest a pistol was found in his car, that is reported stolen out of the state of New York. The individual has an active warrant for property damage."

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15 hours ago, mchookem said:

i started following Chicago reddit while planning our recent trip...

the shit going down there is kind of insane 😳 like it literally feels like watching a movie. we saw some on nightly news while we were there, but it seems to have gotten a lot more violent than DC, LA or NYC did...probably bc that sadistic fuck Bovino is in charge. video of him today taunting and mocking victims/protesters and pulling an Elonazi salute... i wonder if he's showing up for his daily court reports. Chicago PD also seems all in with ICE/CBP, lots of violent clashes on video.

somebody supposedly took a driveby shot at ICE there today..."per DHS"

i guess Chicago is as good a place as any for shit to pop off. 

Meanwhile, the Bears are playing in Chicago and you would never know any of this is happening. Until sports and large events are disrupted or abandoned by the citizens en masse, this will continue. Sports, and the NFL specifically, are the opiate of the masses. 

6 hours ago, Anastasis said:


seems like an important part that might could be part of the tweet. 
 

"During the operation, a U.S. citizen exited his vehicle wielding a hammer and threw rocks at law enforcement while he had a child in his car," the statement alleged. "He was arrested for assault and during his arrest a pistol was found in his car, that is reported stolen out of the state of New York. The individual has an active warrant for property damage."

Until there’s clear video of it, I won’t believe a fuckin word from those shit heels 

weren't they court-ordered to have their body cams on at all times? 🤔 and isn't literally everyone filming these altercations? 

im sure we'll see the proof of the hammer attack as well as the 'shots fired at ICE' momentarily. 

 

We’ve spent the last 20 years with a shitload of people telling us “THE REASON WE HAVE A SECOND AMENDMENT IS TO PROTECT THE PEOPLE AGAINST A VIOLENT OPPRESSIVE GOVERNMENT!”

Fucking hell. Turns out they were right.

Except it also turns out that they were much more interested in BEING the violent, oppressive government than protecting the people from it.
3 hours ago, bluto said:

Until there’s clear video of it, I won’t believe a fuckin word from those shit heels 

The judges in Oregon and Chicago have found ICE accounts of violence from protestors justifying their own violence to be not credible, which is a polite way of saying complete bullshit.

And whose testimony contradicts and belies ICE and CBP?  Local cops, mostly, supplemented by video.

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