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Judge out here winning weeks by himself.
Love it.

Need to figure out how to get 10 innings out of my crew by tomorrow though lol.

Oh damn I didn’t realize the week ended tomorrow. What a terrible move, ESPN.

Could have sworn week 1 went a week plus last year.

It should have but instead they added way too much emphasis to the Japan series.

why you should trade for salvador perez:

•multi-position eligibility 

•he sucks

•i hate him 

On 3/31/2025 at 7:48 PM, Derka said:

why you should trade for salvador perez:

•multi-position eligibility 

•he sucks

•i hate him 

suspiciously quiet after he hit a bomb yesterday huh

No love for Shane Baz? He's got great stuff and has the requisite TJ box checked off. Got more run support Tuesday than his entire 2024 campaign. 10/0 k/bb ratio obviously much improved...sure the Pirates (save Skenes) are ass but hoping he's in the rotation long term. 

My team is looking......grim 

14 minutes ago, huge said:

My team is looking......grim 

You'll feel better once you play my sorry sack of shit team. 

Thats more than my team for sure.

cal raleigh with a steal, exactly why i traded for him. 

cal raleigh with a steal, exactly why i traded for him. 
On pace for double digits... sneaky speed.

Isn't our lineup acquisition limit usually 10? Looks like it's at 7 this year which sucks ass. 

Yeah I'm fairly certain all the settings roll over from the previous season. The only thing I touched this year was the playoff settings (since i fucked that up last year).

On 4/6/2025 at 9:23 PM, Derka said:

@Fawesome do we have a list of team owners paired up with their team names? @castolon are you Stay Back?

I can put this together

On 4/7/2025 at 7:57 AM, NorthLoop said:

Isn't our lineup acquisition limit usually 10? Looks like it's at 7 this year which sucks ass. 

I also thought it was 10 and ran out last week for the first time, like, ever.  Guess it was the Mandela effect, man.

On the actual topic of this thread...

 

Watching the rays play at Steinbrenner looks like fun. More fun than what Oakland is doing. Rays are definitely going to have a lot of sellouts. 

Definitely didn’t bench soderstrom today. someone fix that please.  

yeah, and if we could get all of hunter greene’s stats retroactively added to my box scores, k thx.

I actually drafted a different set of players, come to think of it.

I have 12 RBI today, so I understand...

12 hours ago, APMP said:

I actually drafted a different set of players, come to think of it.

Oh I see this problem spans across the board. 

Fawesome when do we re-draft? 

Ha ha, you funny Dr. Jones.

But I’m being serious. I didn’t bench Soderstrom.

Hell, maybe I did fuck me whatever

And derka didn’t draft Salvador Perez. We all have problems

Yes we do. (Stares off to the middle distance and rips a heater). Yes we do. 

Landen roupp and jorge Polanco are on the block. 

On 4/11/2025 at 7:03 PM, beer said:

On the actual topic of this thread...

 

Watching the rays play at Steinbrenner looks like fun. More fun than what Oakland is doing. Rays are definitely going to have a lot of sellouts. 

Other than the Braves winning in late innings, I had a fantastic time at Steinbrenner watching the Rays last Saturday.  It was a beautiful day in Tampa and my buddy threw out the first pitch.  

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On 4/16/2025 at 7:54 AM, NorthLoop said:

Oh I see this problem spans across the board. 

Fawesome when do we re-draft? 

Nah I'm good

Yeah we good. That said I got a lot of pitchers. Will take some of or a 2b. Will package McLain and polanco. 

i’d love to send you guys some offers for some hitters, but there don’t appear to be any. 

On 4/20/2025 at 11:47 PM, NOMAAA said:

Yeah we good. That said I got a lot of pitchers. Will take some of or a 2b. Will package McLain and polanco. 

I'd need a P to make your offer work.

In addition to Jorge and julio? That’s steep. 

1 hour ago, NOMAAA said:

In addition to Jorge and julio? That’s steep. 

Sorry, don't mean in addition. I'm pretty full up on IF is what I'm trying to say.

sole interesting names doing work through the first ~5 weeks:

 

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i have too many offensive players and would like to trade for an arm, starter or closer. holler at ya boy. 

my hitters:

 

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i drafted eugenio, started him every day, then dropped him two days ago.

 

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