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14 hours ago, Derka said:

 

i drafted eugenio, started him every day, then dropped him two days ago.

 

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Yeah but you picked him back up just in time to grab his next 0 for 42 streak. Upside.

That's rude Derka. I interrupted my Texags trolling to send that to you 

Also Yankee for Yankee. Basically even 

Thank you very little Logan Alan. Anybody else hate when they get cute on Sunday. F me. 
Logan Allen is on the block.

i can’t start both ramirez and raleigh. if you need a catcher holler at me. 

 

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also, i have exactly one closer, and it’s this guy:

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i either need to add another closer or move this one. holla. at. cha. boy.

Is 7 homers in one day good? What about 16 rbi? I’m new to this. 

On 4/29/2025 at 10:31 PM, NOMAAA said:

Is 7 homers in one day good? What about 16 rbi? I’m new to this. 

You guys hit homers???

I don't even have a guy on the first two pages, and the one I have on the third is on the IL

I am in first place

I blame Rob Manfred

 

Anyone want to make a deal? Soderstrom tickle your fancy? Injured shota (price has reduced)? Polanco get you all hot and bothered? 
 

Hit me up. 

Maybe Michael Harris comes back to me? Maybe someone else?

Where do I get my through week 7 trophy? Also who wants polanco?

10 hours ago, Fawesome said:

Got to shake things up. Who wants to pay up for Witt?

Me, let's see if it's smart or dumb.

Me, let's see if it's smart or dumb.

Solid offer. Acuna could be garbage but hoping it’s a win win for both of us.

Solid offer. Acuna could be garbage but hoping it’s a win win for both of us.
Couldn't resist pairing Witt with Judge. It could be an overpay if Acuna comes back healthy and on fire, but like you said there's risk there.

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ive got the no.1 reliever in fantasy, and zero other relievers. i need to either acquire another closer, or go no-closer and ship him. holler at ya boy.

i also two very good ss but i can only start one of them. 

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On 5/18/2025 at 3:53 PM, Derka said:

i also two very good ss but i can only start one of them. 

im trying to move one of these guys asap, as, again, one of them is on my bench every day. ipso facto i am willing to sell one of them for less than what he is worth. if you need a ss you need to holler at me, because my prices make Ants In My Eyes Johnson look downright stingy.

here are the current projections for my two ss:

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send me some offers, i’m looking to move one of these guys today if possible.

Interesting trade. 

If there’s one thing we know about Derka it’s that he loves him some Jose Ramirez

So how did a thread about an MLB team get turned into a fantasy baseball thread?

On 5/20/2025 at 3:42 PM, gatormarc said:

So how did a thread about an MLB team get turned into a fantasy baseball thread?

don’t tell anybody this, but we all actually play for tampa bay. i’m a white, goofy throwing starter-reliever-opener-set-up-man, on a 2 year deal worth $1.25M. we all are. this is our fantasy league thread. 

Even by my standards, my team is a pile of shit.

I can’t start springs without him walking 5 guys

i’ve got caglione on the block. looking for an SP for Jac +1. willing to lose the trade player-for-player to shore up my pitching. 

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so a game gets ppd and now i cant sub out any of my players from that game? they’re all just locked in?

 

Welcome to whatever time ago you want to be living in, still the same shit.

Goddammit I'm getting ass rammed this week. NoLubeAtAll

Dear Julio Jesus. Please make it a bruise only. 
amen. 
nomaaa

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Hey gents, somehow I dropped Kerry Carpenter instead of Kody Clemens. If you would not waiver Carpenter, it would be appreciated. Or if the addition of Meyer can be reversed to add Carpenter back, that works too.

I can't reverse the add/drop with him being on waivers. NO ONE TOUCH KERRY PLEASE

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I can't reverse the add/drop with him being on waivers. NO ONE TOUCH KERRY PLEASE
Thanks!

Goddamn. That’ll fucking do with the homers. 

I hate all these ace pitchers going down with the same injury.  You know. . . /checks PH's team/ . . . broken ribs! 

WTF.

@Derka you owe me a steak dinner after that smooth buttfucking I got on the Zac Gallen trade earlier this year. 

8 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

@Derka you owe me a steak dinner after that smooth buttfucking I got on the Zac Gallen trade earlier this year. 

I got you Derk..

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25 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

@Derka you owe me a steak dinner after that smooth buttfucking I got on the Zac Gallen trade earlier this year. 

actually i think @Fawesome owes both of us a steak dinner for not pausing the draft, thus forcing me to keep salvy, slip zac gallen those ped’s before his yankees start, and then trade them both to you. 

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