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Ultimately I fucked myself for drafting Shohei and Schwarber, not realizing that Schwarber is a DH only. 

Zac Gallen can suck my dick. What a fucking choad. Never letting this POS near my team ever again. 

Rockies? Shittiest team of all time? Sure.. 7 ER

White Sox? 2nd shittiest team of all time? Sure.. 4 ER through 4 innings. 

 

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

Zac Gallen can suck my dick

I'm proud of you and who you are

🏳️‍🌈

Real bad Lance today, so thank you for the rage drop chuckle.

  • 2 weeks later...

@Fawesome

when is the first week of the playoffs?

3 vs 6 and 4 vs 5 for one week

lowest remaining seed vs 1 seed and higher seed vs 2 seed for two weeks

two week championship match 

47 minutes ago, Fawesome said:

Correct. This goes to the 20th. 

when do the playoffs start? we need five weeks for the playoffs.

9 minutes ago, Derka said:

when do the playoffs start? we need five weeks for the playoffs.

It's the first week of July currently 

1 minute ago, UTPhil2006 said:

It's the first week of July currently 

lol well we only got four weeks last year, so we need to be in top of it this time around.

12 minutes ago, Derka said:

lol well we only got four weeks last year, so we need to be in top of it this time around.

Wow. Noone fucks up 14 years in a row. I was finally on top of it this season!

(famous last words)

 

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15 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

I have 5 3B and 3 SS. Make me an offer between now and next Friday 

I could use a 3b. Take a look. 

check out the roster % for these two guys who play the same position:

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note: the first guy has played 88 games, the second guy started the season on the IL and has played 72 games.

and in case you haven’t figured it out, it’s mookie betts vs zach neto.

8 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Derk those are both worse trades than Josh Fields for Yordan. Cmon man. 

send me a counter.

2 minutes ago, Derka said:

send me a counter.

You didn't like it? I will actually send a decent one but our flaws don't match 

if you have any intentions of competing this year you’re gonna need to trade your top player(s) for 2, 3, 4 players in return.

i’m basically looking to trade three players for one SP is anyone is interested. 

10 minutes ago, Derka said:

if you have any intentions of competing this year you’re gonna need to trade your top player(s) for 2, 3, 4 players in return.

i’m basically looking to trade three players for one SP is anyone is interested. 

Your trades were the fish at the bottom of the trash barrel and you know it. 

24 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Your trades were the fish at the bottom of the trash barrel and you know it. 

well i didn’t expect you to accept either offer, but to use them as a template for a counter offer with players you prefer. 

also, jac caglianone is not at the bottom of the trash barrel, he is the trash barrel. 

10 minutes ago, Derka said:

also, jac caglianone is not at the bottom of the trash barrel, he is the trash barrel. 

Correct 

trade deadline is monday at noon. let’s. make some shit happen.

Anybody at the top of the standings who is pretty sure they're going to be in the playoffs want to trade something that can help me right now for Spencer Schwellenbach?  I love him but I need to win every single category that is possible between now and whenever the playoffs start and I don't have the luxury of waiting for him to return from the IL.  I'm probably too far behind as it is but I've been winning some weeks lately and want to make a go at the playoffs.

Julio belli shota and Soriano are on the block. 

Edited by NOMAAA

Probably too late to do anything about it this year, but it's weird having the trade deadline less than a week after the all star break... Some pitchers haven't thrown in almost two weeks.

Edited by APMP

On 7/19/2025 at 6:15 PM, BigOrange1 said:

Anybody at the top of the standings who is pretty sure they're going to be in the playoffs want to trade something that can help me right now for Spencer Schwellenbach?  I love him but I need to win every single category that is possible between now and whenever the playoffs start and I don't have the luxury of waiting for him to return from the IL.  I'm probably too far behind as it is but I've been winning some weeks lately and want to make a go at the playoffs.

HMU 

12 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

Pca is on the block. Wow me

i don't know if it will wow you but i just sent an offer.

since the trade deadline, jac caglianone is batting a cool 1.000, and is on pace to finish the season wirh ~203 HR. you guys blew it.

Pca is going to il. I just know it.  That is why I didn’t trade him to any of yall. 

Kurtz putting stay back on his back. Good luck. 

On 7/20/2025 at 9:40 AM, APMP said:

Probably too late to do anything about it this year, but it's weird having the trade deadline less than a week after the all star break... Some pitchers haven't thrown in almost two weeks.

Yeah, back to this

My closers are no longer closers after being traded, and I can't trade for saves. I get that it's a risk (closers from shit teams) but, yeesh

we should definitely move the deadline back next year, for that exact reason. the mlb trade deadline causes havoc.

i’m trying to check out who my opponent has starting this week/when their starts are, but that information is no longer available with this dumbass new update to the app. way to go espn, you’ve done it again. another dumbass update that nobody asked for that only makes things worse.

upon further review, whether or not i’m able to see when my opponent has his starters going is dependent on how i got to his team page. look at this stupid shit:

 

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Just fucking ridiculous. What a stupid thing for espn to roll out three weeks before the playoffs start.

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