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you know i really hated being able to see all of my players and their stats, im really glad espn fixed that for me.

At least outlook gives you a classic view option. 

let's check in on the old cubs-reds game, shall we?  hmm, 3-2, that's good for me it seems...

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oh.

1 hour ago, NOMAAA said:

Is an 8.18 era on Wednesday good?

After last night I'd be thrilled for the Astros bats to put up 8.18 runs tonight.

so @Fawesome are we good on the sched down the stretch and going into the playoffs?  i know there have been some issues in the past.

after the week that ends today, are there 1 or 2 more regular season weeks?

by my math, we're going to need to have 1 more regular season week (18-24th) assuming that we have 1 wildcard week (25th-31st) and then two 2-week playoff weeks (semifinals + finals) and go all the way to the last day of the season (9/28). if we have 2 more regular season weeks, then both the wildcard week and semifinals week can only be 1 week long.

i don't remember how we've done it in the past, but let's not fuck it up.

also, ftr, i am against using the very last week of the regular season for obvious reasons, but i understand there aren't a lot of good options here. if i was planning it, i would prob have 2 more regular season weeks, then have 3 weeks of playoffs each lasting 1 week, and ending on the 21st. maybe that's something we can look into for future years. no idea where everybody else stands on that. 

Yes, we are all setup. Week 21 is the last week of the regular season. 22 everyone is currently on bye. Once the wild card teams are decided, they will face off in Week 22. then the winners of that week long matchup go to the semifinals (2 weeks). Winners advance to the finals (2 weeks).

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Anyone have a projection? Should I try my hand at the math again?

8 minutes ago, Fawesome said:

Anyone have a projection? Should I try my hand at the math again?

pretty sure hitby is going to win the league by 1.5 games over me. 😔 that’s all i got. he’s the 1 seed and i’m the 2 seed, barring any overnight stay correction miracles. raleigh and chisholm combined to get me 4 hr in my final two games of this matchup. i needed five. congrats hitby.

So 3 vs 6 and 4 vs 5 next week, with winners advancing to face 1 and 2 in the semis?

13 minutes ago, APMP said:

So 3 vs 6 and 4 vs 5 next week, with winners advancing to face 1 and 2 in the semis?

1 seed facets lowest remaining seed in semifinals.

1 hour ago, APMP said:

So 3 vs 6 and 4 vs 5 next week, with winners advancing to face 1 and 2 in the semis?

Correct. 

1 hour ago, Derka said:

1 seed facets lowest remaining seed in semifinals.

And correct. 

if my math is correct then the final is:

hitby: 156-85-11

me: 156-86-10

So what are the matchups in round 1?

Official regular season standings:

1. Public Mastrobuoni
2. No One Of Consequence
3. Cactus League Beau Ners
4. Johnny Bench Called
5. Viking Quest
6. Richard Hidalgo Memorial Team

Wild Card Round (ONE WEEK ONLY):
#3 Cactus League Beau Ners vs #6 Richard Hidalgo Memorial Team
#4 Johnny Bench Called vs #5 Viking Quest

byes: #1 Public Mastrobuoni and #2 No One Of Consequence

The schedule is updated. Good luck gentlemen!

I traded Raleigh and Schwarber for Salvi and Zac Gallen. 

 

Yall just keep me here as a joke right? 

12 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

I traded Raleigh and Schwarber for Salvi and Zac Gallen. 

 

Yall just keep me here as a joke right? 

Fuuuuuuuuck I forgot about that one. Yeesh.

i dropped nick kurtz; i traded eugenio; at least i decided to hold on to schwarber.

Semifinal Round (TWO WEEKS):
#2 No One Of Consequence vs #3 Cactus League Beau Ners
#1 Public Mastrobuoni vs. #5 Viking Quest

Good seasons to Richard and Johnny.

  • 2 weeks later...

how do we do these payouts again? iirc it was something like 

regular season- 200

3rd- 200

finals- 1000 to be chopped

that way everyone just has to send their 100 to one player. can’t remember if it was exactly that though. something close.

Edited by Derka

Lol on a freaking tiebreaker, awesome.

3 minutes ago, APMP said:

Lol on a freaking tiebreaker, awesome.

Won’t happen in 30x30

8 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

Won’t happen in 30x30

Surlyhorns Gangbang Baseball, coming 2026

19 hours ago, Derka said:

how do we do these payouts again? iirc it was something like 

regular season- 200

3rd- 200

finals- 1000 to be chopped

that way everyone just has to send their 100 to one player. can’t remember if it was exactly that though. something close.

Payout reminder:

$300 for regular season winner 

$700 for playoff winner
$250 for playoff runner up
$150 for playoff third place

Will send out Venmo assignments once the playoffs wrap up.

so is everyone going to send you the money and then you’ll send out the winnings?

@Fawesome fyi we’re chopping the pot (myself and  @Bob Ranchero), and we’re going to play it out for the title, so you can send each of us whatever half of $950 is (pville education, i can’t do that math).

congrats to everyone still playing, and good luck. 

so is everyone going to send you the money and then you’ll send out the winnings?

No. You’ll get payment directly for the members. I tell everyone whomst to pay
1 minute ago, Fawesome said:


No. You’ll get payment directly for the members. I tell everyone whomst to pay

isn’t that going to be complicated with the payout structure? i think in the future we should make all payouts to where everyone can just send their 100 to one guy at the end of the season. i feel like we had it set up that way a few years ago. just easier that way.

5 minutes ago, Derka said:

isn’t that going to be complicated with the payout structure? i think in the future we should make all payouts to where everyone can just send their 100 to one guy at the end of the season. i feel like we had it set up that way a few years ago. just easier that way.

no. we've done it this way many years in a row without issue. i also had a pville education but i can do the math without issue. 

but if you'd like to takeover finance officer, by all means...all help welcomed!

We looking for someone on the Internet to get everyone's money before the draft and hold it during the summer?

5 minutes ago, APMP said:

We looking for someone on the Internet to get everyone's money before the draft and hold it during the summer?

one year HG tried doing a bitcoin scheme but i dont remember the outcome haha

2 minutes ago, Fawesome said:

one year HG tried doing a bitcoin scheme but i dont remember the outcome haha

Honestly, even though that didn't work out that one time, this is probably the easiest way moving forward. Maybe next time we put the pot into AI stocks or something from the Surly Stonks thread. 

Maybe don’t trade Derka jazz, and Soto and Carroll and Ramirez and Raleigh and schwarber. Happens every year. 
 

One day yall will learn. One day you will ALL learn. He’s a master. 

Usually his trades bite him in the ass. And who fucking knew Raleigh would have the year he had. 

13 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

Maybe don’t trade Derka jazz, and Soto and Carroll and Ramirez and Raleigh and schwarber. Happens every year. 
 

One day yall will learn. One day you will ALL learn. He’s a master. 

don’t forget matt olson.

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he’s doing alright.

  • 2 weeks later...

i believe this win moves me ahead of hg for most titles all time in this league. this one is my fourth. after losing the regular season by half a game this one feels extra good. good game hitby. 

Great season fellas. I will send out Venmo assignments in the morning. If you won monies, DM me your Venmo name. Thanks!

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