February 18Feb 18 9 hours ago, Tex Long said: Too much information. On another issue, I'm fairly certain I've never had a full massage while other than sky-clad. I'm also fairly certain I've never actually commanded my penis to erect itself... not successfully, at least.
February 18Feb 18 14 hours ago, jimmyjazz said: Well, they do sometimes work on your ass muscles. Personally, I've always kept the boxers on. It's just a butt, we all have one Puritan
February 18Feb 18 I’m pretty surprised to read about how many people on here have gotten massages. I seriously thought it was something only women, the insanely wealthy, or gay dudes did (nttawwt). I’ve never gotten one in my entire life except from someone I was dating. I can’t imagine paying for that.
February 18Feb 18 Dude was a huge piece of shit in the locker room during his time at UT, not surprised at all at this.
February 18Feb 18 6 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said: Dude was a huge piece of shit in the locker room during his time at UT, not surprised at all at this. First I've heard of that. But he could've been a model teammate at Texas (and in Baltimore), and he's obviously a huge piece of shit for all this. Edited February 18Feb 18 by South Austin
February 18Feb 18 14 minutes ago, Helobious said: I’m pretty surprised to read about how many people on here have gotten massages. I seriously thought it was something only women, the insanely wealthy, or gay dudes did (nttawwt). I’ve never gotten one in my entire life except from someone I was dating. I can’t imagine paying for that. Then you haven’t had a proper massage. My wife and I each get a 90 minute massage each month from a therapist that comes to our house. It helps tremendously to work out the knots you get from sitting and working at a computer, workout recovery, any nagging aches and pains, etc. We consider it to be an integral part of our overall wellness.
February 18Feb 18 Just now, royiv said: Then you haven’t had a proper massage. My wife and I each get a 90 minute massage each month from a therapist that comes to our house. It helps tremendously to work out the knots you get from sitting and working at a computer, workout recovery, any nagging aches and pains, etc. We consider it to be an integral part of our overall wellness. He's a troll. And if he's not trolling, he's an insanely weird and sheltered individual. Don't feed him
February 18Feb 18 I went to a lady in Travis Heights for years. Great masseuse plus a very (very) new-agey environment. Shades of wicca, herbs, really boring instrumental music but man she could jam her bony little elbow into my shoulder blade and seemingly hit my spleen. She was super strong and definitely got the knots out.
February 18Feb 18 On 2/10/2025 at 1:06 PM, Jkwellborn said: What if he has some type of condition that makes him skeet at the touch?
February 18Feb 18 1 hour ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said: Dude was a huge piece of shit in the locker room during his time at UT, not surprised at all at this. Oh man, this is about to get good now... Spill it!
February 18Feb 18 54 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said: I like hot rock massages I like when the little Asian ladies climb up on the table and basically do ballet on your back.
February 18Feb 18 I'll just say that he used to sexually assault low level staffers so none of this is surprising. Putting your dick and balls on people in the locker room, that kind of shit.
February 18Feb 18 Popular Post 44 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said: Putting your dick and balls on people in the locker room, that kind of shit.
February 18Feb 18 Dude was a huge piece of shit in the locker room during his time at UT, not surprised at all at this.User name is great in this instance.
February 18Feb 18 7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said: I went to a lady in Travis Heights for years. Great masseuse plus a very (very) new-agey environment. Shades of wicca, herbs, really boring instrumental music but man she could jam her bony little elbow into my shoulder blade and seemingly hit my spleen. She was super strong and definitely got the knots out.
February 19Feb 19 6 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said: I'll just say that he used to sexually assault low level staffers so none of this is surprising. Putting your dick and balls on people in the locker room, that kind of shit.
February 21Feb 21 The nfl is investigating… https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/43953381/nfl-investigating-justin-tucker-allegations-source-says Given precedence, he’ll be traded for 3 firsts and given the largest guaranteed contract in NFL history. He needs to be banned from the NFL and investigated by police
February 21Feb 21 8 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said: Given precedence, he’ll be traded for 3 firsts and given the largest guaranteed contract in NFL history.
February 21Feb 21 On 2/18/2025 at 8:58 AM, Helobious said: I’m pretty surprised to read about how many people on here have gotten massages. I seriously thought it was something only women, the insanely wealthy, or gay dudes did (nttawwt). I’ve never gotten one in my entire life except from someone I was dating. I can’t imagine paying for that. "I don't think you really get a massage as much as you really experience one" - someone, someone, Justin Tucker
February 22Feb 22 On 2/18/2025 at 10:48 AM, Js1 said: I like when the little Asian ladies climb up on the table and basically do ballet on your back. One of them put me in a hospital with a herniated disc. She skipped the ballet and went straight to slam dancing. Need to cross post this to the Vegas thread.
February 22Feb 22 On 2/18/2025 at 7:02 AM, Wilcox Cummingtonite said: Dude was a huge piece of shit in the locker room during his time at UT, not surprised at all at this. But he crosses himself before every kick
February 22Feb 22 On 2/18/2025 at 9:16 AM, royiv said: Then you haven’t had a proper massage. My wife and I each get a 90 minute massage each month from a therapist that comes to our house. It helps tremendously to work out the knots you get from sitting and working at a computer, workout recovery, any nagging aches and pains, etc. We consider it to be an integral part of our overall wellness. This except every 2 weeks. Getting old sucks
February 22Feb 22 On 1/30/2025 at 9:55 AM, Spankytoes said: That’s what got me too. Well that and therapists speaking up after the 4th time it happened to them personally at a now closed spa. It must of been pretty bad if over 10 therapists across multiple different spas were so traumatized that they waited almost a decade to sue him after the SOL ran out. I’m in the “wait and see” camp. 17 minutes ago, Spankytoes said: This except every 2 weeks. It’s all coming together
February 22Feb 22 32 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said: It’s all coming together Yep, that's what she said.
February 22Feb 22 3 hours ago, Tailgate said: One of them put me in a hospital with a herniated disc. She skipped the ballet and went straight to slam dancing. Need to cross post this to the Vegas thread.
February 22Feb 22 10 hours ago, Tailgate said: One of them put me in a hospital with a herniated disc. She skipped the ballet and went straight to slam dancing. Need to cross post this to the Vegas thread. Oh shit I have a patient this happened to. Didn’t have to go to ER but he was hurting pretty good. He said “I kept telling her no but she wouldn’t stop” 😳
February 23Feb 23 On 2/18/2025 at 10:16 AM, royiv said: Then you haven’t had a proper massage. My wife and I each get a 90 minute massage each month from a therapist that comes to our house. It helps tremendously to work out the knots you get from sitting and working at a computer, workout recovery, any nagging aches and pains, etc. We consider it to be an integral part of our overall wellness. Fucking this; a real massage by a professional is as exhilarating and refreshing as any workout you’re ever going to have…
February 23Feb 23 On 2/18/2025 at 8:58 AM, Helobious said: I’m pretty surprised to read about how many people on here have gotten massages. I seriously thought it was something only women, the insanely wealthy, or gay dudes did (nttawwt). I’ve never gotten one in my entire life except from someone I was dating. I can’t imagine paying for that. Are you for real? Do you take part in any sporting activity? As for it being a workout, that can definitely be true. A good sports massage will kick your ass and it's worth paying for it. Edited February 23Feb 23 by texasdago
February 24Feb 24 NFL investigating is about the same as when the Lake Travis school district investigates a football player for something. A slap on the wrist, and no missed playing time.
February 24Feb 24 1 hour ago, PvilleStang said: NFL investigating is about the same as when the Lake Travis Westlake HS investigates a football player for something. A slap on the wrist, and no missed playing time. fify
February 25Feb 25 18 hours ago, ZB'Tejas said: Justin Tucker is in the new White Lotus? Nah, White Lotus just did a nod to him in this last episode. The character in WL even stated he didn't get his happy ending. Edited February 25Feb 25 by PvilleStang
February 25Feb 25 11 minutes ago, PvilleStang said: Nah, White Lotus just did a nod to him in this last episode. The character in WL even stated he didn't get his happy ending. It was less of a nod and more of a throb.
February 25Feb 25 1 hour ago, PvilleStang said: Nah, White Lotus just did a nod to him in this last episode. The character in WL even stated he didn't get his happy ending. Such a schwarzenegger
February 26Feb 26 On 2/22/2025 at 4:38 PM, Ignatius said: Fucking this; a real massage by a professional is as exhilarating and refreshing as any workout you’re ever going to have… Even squat thrusts? I’m gonna call bullshit.
February 26Feb 26 20 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said: Yeah, he's toast. Watson survived because he was a top 10 QB at the time. Maybe the greatest kicker of all-time survives if he was still in his prime. But willingly taking on the backlash/distraction for a diminished kicker?
February 26Feb 26 Who doesn't want a massage on every part of your body? I think he needs to get away from Baltimore, honestly. I don't think he's a bad person, but damn I hate these accusations.
February 27Feb 27 9 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said: . https://awfulannouncing.com/nfl/justin-tucker-denies-sexual-misconduct-allegations-outkick.html Quote Tucker and his wife Amanda provided exclusive statements to OutKick, Edited February 27Feb 27 by Chuckie Finster
February 27Feb 27 She wants the best outcome for him, because in 6 months, that's the best outcome for her, too.
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