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18 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

She wants the best outcome for him, because in 6 months, that's the best outcome for her, too.

PM Randi Drew

 

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Who tf is Randi Drew

Sounds like the name of Nancy Drew's cousin who is a stripper

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Who tf is Randi Drew

Sounds like the name of Nancy Drew's cousin who is a stripper

You should meet their dirtier cousin, Handi Drew. Someone should slip Justin her number. 

4 hours ago, Js1 said:

Who tf is Randi Drew

Sounds like the name of Nancy Drew's cousin who is a stripper

Fat fingered Trew. 

1 minute ago, Tex Long said:

Fat fingered Trew. 

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2 hours ago, Blotto said:

You should meet their dirtier cousin, Handi Drew. Someone should slip Justin her number. 

Dirty Randy!?

 

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5 hours ago, Js1 said:

Who tf is Randi Drew

Sounds like the name of Nancy Drew's cousin who is a stripper

Posts on the Cowboys thread. 

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Why on earth, if you're a bottom feeder team just playing out the season to get a draft pick, would you put yourself in a news headline associated with this dude?

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4 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Why on earth, if you're a bottom feeder team just playing out the season to get a draft pick, would you put yourself in a news headline associated with this dude?

 

 

Because their kicker sucks. Dude is sub 70% this year and you can get a HOF level kicker on the cheap.

Tucker has served his suspension, why not give him a shot?

 

NFL Teams have brought back players for far worse.

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8 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

HOF level kicker

he's not not close to that anymore.

23 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Saints giving him a tryout. 

And they pass 

2 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

And they pass 

It's tough to kick when one pants leg is tighter than the other...

5 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

And they pass 

As a Saints fan and a former Justin Tucker fan, I will say this pleases me.

On 11/25/2025 at 12:32 PM, HiggyBaby said:

And they pass 

 

I heard a rumor that he didn't get the job because he trashed the Saint's locker room.

 

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In any town, there are literally thousands of people you can get a hand job from that are more than willing to give it to you for free or for money. Shit like this isn’t about sex. It’s about violating someone.

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11 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

In any town, there are literally thousands of people you can get a hand job from that are more than willing to give it to you for free or for money. Shit like this isn’t about sex. It’s about violating someone.

what if your town only has 657 people in it?

4 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

what if your town only has 657 people in it?

Is your mother one of the 657?

On 2/28/2025 at 1:17 PM, Tex Long said:

Fat fingered Trew. 

If only Chris had done that. He'd have a pair of glasses and still be our coach 

27 minutes ago, oldalum said:

If only Chris had done that. He'd have a pair of glasses and still be our coach 

I suspect most of us, at some point in our lives, have had a female companion with an excessive need for attention, often exacerbated by slight over-indulgence in alcohol. What is needed is a place of her own, preferably with a lock on the outside. Failing that, we have to be able to restrain an occasional physical attack without undue force. Unfortunately for some of us, we may find ourselves in a likewise state of slight over-indulgence, and if our companion is a large, strong person, we may encounter an exchange of bruises, scrapes, and scratches. 

Honestly, I believe his initial statement was probably pretty damned close to the truth, namely that he was reading something, she demanded attention, he failed to respond and kept reading, she snatched (so to speak) his reading glasses from his face and broke them, which pushed him over the edge, A few slaps were exchanged, she called 911 (often a Bad Idea absent a life-and-death situation). One of the responding officers told her they could arrest him if she was - oh, I dunno, being strangled? She went with that, the cops pretended to believe it, and here we are.

I still feel  that Beard could have salvaged things by apologizing most sincerelyto Randi,  the fans, his players, the school... errybody. And then seeking and performing anger management training.

But he didn't.

And here we are.

3 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Even the SID has cancelled Tucker…. from this week’s game notes:

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They omitted the 40 yard herpa derpa scamper?

7 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Even the SID has cancelled Tucker…. from this week’s game notes:

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On 11/26/2025 at 8:03 PM, Sawbonz said:

In any town, there are literally thousands of people you can get a hand job from that are more than willing to give it to you for free or for money. Shit like this isn’t about sex. It’s about violating someone.

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