February 10Feb 10 1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said: His teammates of 10+ years like him so this is confirmation that all women are lying whores You left out "money-grubbing" and "who hire lawyers with the same attitudes".
February 10Feb 10 4 hours ago, Jkwellborn said: What if he has some type of condition that makes him skeet at the touch?
February 11Feb 11 16 hours ago, ABZ said: He just wants to see a video of him doing it while holding two forms of government ID, having a police officer there to verify the whole thing, four or five of his buddies taking notes, and Tucker's grandma to confirm his identity. Hey, we don't kink shame around here.
February 11Feb 11 19 hours ago, Jkwellborn said: What if he has some type of condition that makes him skeet at the touch? Adolescence?
February 11Feb 11 23 hours ago, ABZ said: He just wants to see a video of him doing it while holding two forms of government ID, having a police officer there to verify the whole thing, four or five of his buddies taking notes, and Tucker's grandma to confirm his identity. Wrongo. But the identity of the accusers would be helpful so we can learn their history and predilections. Also all I have read was one said his penis touched her hand. So if he was turning over and she was holding a towel covering his private area and the touch occurred, well? First time that ever happened to you lady? Spot of something that may have been seminal fluid on the message board. Next question, were you using lotion and could it have been the lotion? He acted inappropriately. There is consensual and non consensual. Everything between the foul poles is in fair play. Getting back to inappropriate, what does that mean? You may have seen but I have not seen what the accusers consider to be inappropriate. Well he broke wind and it smelled terrible. And so it goes. Y'all should move to Salem and get some heavy stones.
February 12Feb 12 Popular Post On 2/11/2025 at 2:40 PM, Scuba Saba said: Wrongo. But the identity of the accusers would be helpful so we can learn their history and predilections. Also all I have read was one said his penis touched her hand. So if he was turning over and she was holding a towel covering his private area and the touch occurred, well? First time that ever happened to you lady? Spot of something that may have been seminal fluid on the message board. Next question, were you using lotion and could it have been the lotion? He acted inappropriately. There is consensual and non consensual. Everything between the foul poles is in fair play. Getting back to inappropriate, what does that mean? You may have seen but I have not seen what the accusers consider to be inappropriate. Well he broke wind and it smelled terrible. And so it goes. Y'all should move to Salem and get some heavy stones. Let's dox these accusers so that fans of the college football team Tucker used to play for can verify the veracity of the claims and evaluate their "predilections". Interesting hill you chose to die on. Good luck choosing a new user name.
February 12Feb 12 On 2/10/2025 at 1:40 PM, ClubWhatever said: Scuba Saba demands to see video evidence and corroboration from multiple unbiased observers who were present in the room with the kicker and masseuse. It's the only way to know for sure. See, that's how them lies get out. I didn't say his dick had a wart on it, I said it FELT like it had one on it.
February 13Feb 13 7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said: Sounds like Scuba has been banned from a few massage parlors himself those 100-year old Asian ladies don't fuck around
February 13Feb 13 3 hours ago, irishtexan said: Let's dox these accusers so that fans of the college football team Tucker used to play for can verify the veracity of the claims and evaluate their "predilections". Interesting hill you chose to die on. Good luck choosing a new user name. Yes, only college message board posters are qualified to verify the claims and not, idk, the police or prosecutors?
February 13Feb 13 55 minutes ago, Js1 said: Yes, only college message board posters are qualified to verify the claims and not, idk, the police or prosecutors? To be fair, the US criminal law system basically asks the equivalent of a bunch of message board posters to determine the veracity of claims at the end of the day.
February 13Feb 13 1 hour ago, Texas Wahoo said: To be fair, the US criminal law system basically asks the equivalent of a bunch of message board posters to determine the veracity of claims at the end of the day. Only God can judge me
February 13Feb 13 13 hours ago, irishtexan said: Let's dox these accusers so that fans of the college football team Tucker used to play for can verify the veracity of the claims and evaluate their "predilections". Interesting hill you chose to die on. Good luck choosing a new user name. If it was an aggie or OU player, dipshits like Scuba would be all-in on calling the guy every name in the book and making fun of them for being creeps.
February 13Feb 13 When I first joined the massage parlor industry, I was under the impression that everything was covered in a fine layer of semen. And that the lead masseuse had at their disposal a semen database with every customer's semen on it. Not true!
February 13Feb 13 14 hours ago, AnTiM said: See, that's how them lies get out. I didn't say his dick had a wart on it, I said it FELT like it had one on it.
February 13Feb 13 On 2/11/2025 at 12:40 PM, Scuba Saba said: But the identity of the accusers would be helpful so we can learn their history and predilections. Either a shitty troll or a straight up psychopath. I'm not sure which.
February 13Feb 13 Just now, aggie08 said: Either a shitty troll or a straight up psychopath. I'm not sure which. whatever it is, he gone.
February 13Feb 13 On 2/11/2025 at 2:40 PM, Scuba Saba said: Wrongo. But the identity of the accusers would be helpful so we can learn their history and predilections. Also all I have read was one said his penis touched her hand. So if he was turning over and she was holding a towel covering his private area and the touch occurred, well? First time that ever happened to you lady? Spot of something that may have been seminal fluid on the message board. Next question, were you using lotion and could it have been the lotion? He acted inappropriately. There is consensual and non consensual. Everything between the foul poles is in fair play. Getting back to inappropriate, what does that mean? You may have seen but I have not seen what the accusers consider to be inappropriate. Well he broke wind and it smelled terrible. And so it goes. Y'all should move to Salem and get some heavy stones.
February 13Feb 13 Really missed a golden opportunity to make the crowdsource magic number 220... Or 221.
February 14Feb 14 4 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said: Are there any scuba Sam posts I may have missed? I’d like to neg them all Here https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/profile/7675-scuba-saba/content/?type=forums_topic_post&change_section=1
February 14Feb 14 14 hours ago, PvilleStang said: When I first joined the massage parlor industry, I was under the impression that everything was covered in a fine layer of semen. And that the lead masseuse had at their disposal a semen database with every customer's semen on it. Not true! You’re right, not true. The semen database is generally kept by a junior employees.
February 14Feb 14 1 hour ago, Captain Ron said: Here https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/profile/7675-scuba-saba/content/?type=forums_topic_post&change_section=1 He gone
February 14Feb 14 On 2/10/2025 at 1:06 PM, Jkwellborn said: What if he has some type of condition that makes him skeet at the touch? So he is Surly Royalty?.....
February 16Feb 16 On 2/13/2025 at 10:17 PM, Lhorn said: You’re right, not true. The semen database is generally kept by a junior employees.
February 16Feb 16 https://www.thebaltimorebanner.com/sports/ravens-nfl/new-justin-tucker-allegations-MILZJRGFJZH7HC3YVE7EW456XI/ 7 more massage therapists accuse Ravens’ Justin Tucker of inappropriate sexual behavior
February 16Feb 16 Popular Post 8 minutes ago, Machinator said: https://www.thebaltimorebanner.com/sports/ravens-nfl/new-justin-tucker-allegations-MILZJRGFJZH7HC3YVE7EW456XI/ 7 more massage therapists accuse Ravens’ Justin Tucker of inappropriate sexual behavior Were they personally interviewed by Scuba Steve first to determine their credibility as money chasing whores?
February 16Feb 16 Yeeesh, even if you’re skeptical or trying to assume positive, but dude’s a bit of a deviant.
February 16Feb 16 https://www.thebaltimorebanner.com/sports/ravens-nfl/new-justin-tucker-allegations-MILZJRGFJZH7HC3YVE7EW456XI/ 7 more massage therapists accuse Ravens’ Justin Tucker of inappropriate sexual behavior
February 16Feb 16 So is he going to Asian joints as gettin happy endings? Or going to pro spots like massage envy and vying for happy endings ?
February 16Feb 16 Popular Post 1 hour ago, kingkoopa6 said: So is he going to Asian joints as gettin happy endings? Or going to pro spots like massage envy and vying for happy endings ?
February 16Feb 16 4 hours ago, Machinator said: https://www.thebaltimorebanner.com/sports/ravens-nfl/new-justin-tucker-allegations-MILZJRGFJZH7HC3YVE7EW456XI/ 7 more massage therapists accuse Ravens’ Justin Tucker of inappropriate sexual behavior 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. ‘Cause you’re fucking fired.”
February 16Feb 16 3 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said: So is he going to Asian joints as gettin happy endings? Or going to pro spots like massage envy and vying for happy endings ? I don't understand why he didn't just go to an asian massage parlor. How dumb is is the guy? This is how fucking stupid he is. JFC Quote G. said the cross and a Bible verse tattooed on Tucker’s back struck her as hypocritical given his behavior. Edited February 16Feb 16 by Chopper
February 16Feb 16 Popular Post 3 minutes ago, Chopper said: I don't understand why he didn't just go to an asian massage parlor. How dumb is is the guy? This is how fucking stupid he is. Why he didn’t go to an Asian massage parlor? This was noted upthread. He gets off on the power and perversion of doing this to those that don’t want it. He’s a sexual predator. Although there’s a guy upstream who thinks this is just run of the mill horseplay.
February 16Feb 16 4 minutes ago, Chopper said: G. said the cross and a Bible verse tattooed on Tucker’s back struck her as hypocritical given his behavior.
February 16Feb 16 4 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said: He gets off on the power and perversion I figured as much. Still it seems like a really shitty way to relax during a massage. As I'm sure you have as well, I've been to similar upscale massage places and I can't even imagine having the audacity to try that shit. Justin even lived in Austin where the existence of plentiful happy ending massage spots wasn't exactly a secret.
February 16Feb 16 1 hour ago, Chopper said: I figured as much. Still it seems like a really shitty way to relax during a massage. As I'm sure you have as well, I've been to similar upscale massage places and I can't even imagine having the audacity to try that shit. Justin even lived in Austin where the existence of plentiful happy ending massage spots wasn't exactly a secret. I don’t know how you could be turned on during a true therapeutic massage. When I’ve got someone jamming their elbow into tight muscles trying to work out knots and tension, I’m concentrating too much on my breathing to think about anything else. It’s hardly an erotic experience.
February 16Feb 16 That account is ridiculously bad. He’s disgusting. Taking advantage of these poor women trying to start their careers or want to make a difference for athletes 3 minutes ago, royiv said: I don’t know how you could be turned on during a true therapeutic massage. When I’ve got someone jamming their elbow into tight muscles trying to work out knots and tension, I’m concentrating too much on my breathing to think about anything else. It’s hardly an erotic experience. You know damn well he got legit sports massages at the team facility and went to these spas for the sexual thrill
February 16Feb 16 2 minutes ago, Js1 said: That account is ridiculously bad. He’s disgusting. Taking advantage of these poor women trying to start their careers or want to make a difference for athletes You know damn well he got legit sports massages at the team facility and went to these spas for the sexual thrill Of course, that’s the point. Guys like Tucker and Watson are predators who get a thrill from taking advantage of women that are in a position of weakness in the power dynamic. True therapeutic massage is not an erotic experience.
February 16Feb 16 Every massage I've ever gotten has been borderline painful. I couldn't pop one during those massages if I tried. The dude has a problem, and now it's a legal problem.
February 17Feb 17 1 hour ago, royiv said: Of course, that’s the point. Guys like Tucker and Watson are predators who get a thrill from taking advantage of women that are in a position of weakness in the power dynamic. True therapeutic massage is not an erotic experience. I’m not saying it’s the reason, but the dude could be into massage porn and can’t separate that from real life.
February 17Feb 17 So did his alleged "reformation" totally coincidentally occur around the time Watson got busted?
February 17Feb 17 Has there ever been a greater fall from grace in NFL history? Who was the last GOAT at their position to go down in flames?
February 17Feb 17 Popular Post 21 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said: Has there ever been a greater fall from grace in NFL history? Who was the last GOAT at their position to go down in flames? The ghost of Nicole Brown Simpson wonders if you ate a lot of paint chips as a kid.
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