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47 minutes ago, randomhorn said:

Ron Mexico?

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4 hours ago, Chopper said:

G. said the cross and a Bible verse tattooed on Tucker’s back struck her as hypocritical given his behavior.

The worst part really is the hypocrisy. 

Pretty sure he means while still playing. OJs pro career didn't go down in flames.

If he had gone to a seminary and become a priest maybe his problem would not have arisen.  However, I could be wrong...

"Mark Fuhrman doesn't live in the Baltimore area these days, right? How can we be sure he's not planting evidence again?"

Well Michael Vick comes to mind then...
Yep that's definitely one. Although he did come back and make a resurgence with Philly in 2010 but his career could have been so much better
12 hours ago, KYHorn said:

The worst part really is the hypocrisy. 

I thought it was the rape

3 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Rae Carruth

Totally forgot about that shitstain.  Looks like (per wiki) he got out of jail in 2018. 

15 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Every massage I've ever gotten has been borderline painful.  I couldn't pop one during those massages if I tried.  The dude has a problem, and now it's a legal problem.

What if you drank a lot of water the night before?

Agreed, but the trajectory of his career was meteoric. 

 

Michael Jordan and his baseball vacation that isn't what it has been alleged to be.

Let the haters hate. My boy will be fully exonerated from these perfidious claims. So will P Diddy. 

so we are just going to act like moving a bedsheet with your penis is SOP?

4 minutes ago, naija said:

so we are just going to act like moving a bedsheet with your penis is SOP?

 

58 minutes ago, naija said:

so we are just going to act like moving a bedsheet with your penis is SOP?

Not impressed. 

If he could raise the Hawg Blanket, different story.

1 hour ago, naija said:

so we are just going to act like moving a bedsheet with your penis is SOP?

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23 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

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On 2/16/2025 at 12:01 PM, demos said:


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Yeah, he's gone. No way around that now.

4 hours ago, naija said:

so we are just going to act like moving a bedsheet with your penis is SOP?

Maybe he’s still working up to hammering a six-inch spike through a board with his

5 hours ago, naija said:

so we are just going to act like moving a bedsheet with your penis is SOP?

It never worked with my ex either

22 hours ago, royiv said:

I don’t know how you could be turned on during a true therapeutic massage. When I’ve got someone jamming their elbow into tight muscles trying to work out knots and tension, I’m concentrating too much on my breathing to think about anything else. It’s hardly an erotic experience.

Sounds. Like Tucker might be into a bit of S&M.

14 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Sounds. Like Tucker might be into a bit of S&M.

Sounds like he just likes to fuck with people in about the most uncomfortable way possible - because he can.   Or could.

5 hours ago, naija said:

so we are just going to act like moving a bedsheet with your penis is SOP?

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5 hours ago, naija said:

so we are just going to act like moving a bedsheet with your penis is SOP?

What about an old school desktop? 

On 2/16/2025 at 2:40 PM, royiv said:

I don’t know how you could be turned on during a true therapeutic massage. When I’ve got someone jamming their elbow into tight muscles trying to work out knots and tension, I’m concentrating too much on my breathing to think about anything else. It’s hardly an erotic experience.

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seriously, I find massages more stressful than relaxing, because I'm naked, lying there, while a woman's hands are all over me... and I'm trying NOT to be like Mr Tucker here.

yeah, doesn't matter if there's tons of pressure being applied, that's just how my brain is

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1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

Sounds like he just likes to fuck with people in about the most uncomfortable way possible - because he can.   Or could.

He jizzed on the table, pretty sure there was some sexual fetish going on too.

I don’t understand why anyone would need to be naked during a message unless they planned on fucking.

Henry Ruggs comes to mind as a recent example. 

3 minutes ago, MrX said:

Henry Ruggs comes to mind as a recent example. 

Up for parole next year. He’ll probably get a second act in the NFL like Vick did.

34 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

I don’t understand why anyone would need to be naked during a message unless they planned on fucking.

Well, they do sometimes work on your ass muscles.  Personally, I've always kept the boxers on.

On 2/16/2025 at 2:56 PM, gernblansten said:


 

7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. ‘Cause you’re fucking fired.”

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2 hours ago, Underdog said:

What about an old school desktop? 

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1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

I don’t understand why anyone would need to be naked during a message unless they planned on fucking.

48 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, they do sometimes work on your ass muscles.  

Adductors upper attachment is pretty deep in the growin' area. Nothing short of a porno thong gonna give the masseur - or masseuse - access. Wouldn't be a problem, but who among us actually owns one?

34 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Adductors upper attachment is pretty deep in the growin' area. Nothing short of a porno thong gonna give the masseur - or masseuse - access. Wouldn't be a problem, but who among us actually owns one?

Brisket?

On 2/16/2025 at 2:40 PM, royiv said:

I don’t know how you could be turned on during a true therapeutic massage. When I’ve got someone jamming their elbow into tight muscles trying to work out knots and tension, I’m concentrating too much on my breathing to think about anything else. It’s hardly an erotic experience.

Jesus. This right here.  Absolute pain and torture. Sweat and death. I look forward to leaving lol 

4 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

I don’t understand why anyone would need to be naked during a message unless they planned on fucking.

I PM naked.

4 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

I don’t understand why anyone would need to be naked during a message unless they planned on fucking.


I’ve had therapists suggest they’re not necessary or that they’re in the way during lower back work. At this point, learning that some of you keep underwear on during a lower back massage is perhaps the most shocking part of this whole ordeal
 

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lol... ok so some of yall 

1. hate massages because they're painful

2. don't take your undies off because? 

3. can't help getting a boner because a woman is touching you

 

1. - get a new masseuse or just fucking tell them to ease up. They literally ask you how you want it in detail before you start. 

2. - what are you 12? 

3. - what are you 12? 

8 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

lol... ok so some of yall 

1. hate massages because they're painful

2. don't take your undies off because? 

3. can't help getting a boner because a woman is touching you

 

1. - get a new masseuse or just fucking tell them to ease up. They literally ask you how you want it in detail before you start. 

2. - what are you 12? 

3. - what are you 12? 

Low T 

26 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

lol... ok so some of yall 

1. hate massages because they're painful

2. don't take your undies off because? 

3. can't help getting a boner because a woman is touching you

 

1. - get a new masseuse or just fucking tell them to ease up. They literally ask you how you want it in detail before you start. 

2. - what are you 12? 

3. - what are you 12? 

I just can’t take this post seriously with that avatar. I like it though. 

3 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Adductors upper attachment is pretty deep in the growin' area. Nothing short of a porno thong gonna give the masseur - or masseuse - access. Wouldn't be a problem, but who among us actually owns one?

 

3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Brisket?

 Too much information.

On another issue, I'm fairly certain I've never had a full massage while other than sky-clad.

I'm also fairly certain I've never actually commanded my penis to erect itself... not successfully, at least.

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, they do sometimes work on your ass muscles.  Personally, I've always kept the boxers on.

 JammyJizz, amIrite?  

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