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9 hours ago, Tex Long said:

 

 Too much information.

On another issue, I'm fairly certain I've never had a full massage while other than sky-clad.

I'm also fairly certain I've never actually commanded my penis to erect itself... not successfully, at least.

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14 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, they do sometimes work on your ass muscles.  Personally, I've always kept the boxers on.

It's just a butt, we all have one

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17 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

It never worked with my ex either

Sure it did...

I’m pretty surprised to read about how many people on here have gotten massages. I seriously thought it was something only women, the insanely wealthy, or gay dudes did (nttawwt). I’ve never gotten one in my entire life except from someone I was dating. I can’t imagine paying for that. 

6 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Dude was a huge piece of shit in the locker room during his time at UT, not surprised at all at this.

First I've heard of that.  But he could've been a model teammate at Texas (and in Baltimore), and he's obviously a huge piece of shit for all this.

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14 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I’m pretty surprised to read about how many people on here have gotten massages. I seriously thought it was something only women, the insanely wealthy, or gay dudes did (nttawwt). I’ve never gotten one in my entire life except from someone I was dating. I can’t imagine paying for that. 

Then you haven’t had a proper massage. My wife and I each get a 90 minute massage each month from a therapist that comes to our house. It helps tremendously to work out the knots you get from sitting and working at a computer, workout recovery, any nagging aches and pains, etc. We consider it to be an integral part of our overall wellness.

Just now, royiv said:

Then you haven’t had a proper massage. My wife and I each get a 90 minute massage each month from a therapist that comes to our house. It helps tremendously to work out the knots you get from sitting and working at a computer, workout recovery, any nagging aches and pains, etc. We consider it to be an integral part of our overall wellness.

He's a troll.  And if he's not trolling, he's an insanely weird and sheltered individual.  Don't feed him

I went to a lady in Travis Heights for years.  Great masseuse plus a very (very) new-agey environment.  Shades of wicca, herbs, really boring instrumental music but man she could jam her bony little elbow into my shoulder blade and seemingly hit my spleen.  She was super strong and definitely got the knots out.

On 2/10/2025 at 1:06 PM, Jkwellborn said:

What if he has some type of condition that makes him skeet at the touch?

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1 hour ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Dude was a huge piece of shit in the locker room during his time at UT, not surprised at all at this.

Oh man, this is about to get good now...

Spill it!

54 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

I like hot rock massages

I like when the little Asian ladies climb up on the table and basically do ballet on your back.  

I'll just say that he used to sexually assault low level staffers so none of this is surprising. 

Putting your dick and balls on people in the locker room, that kind of shit.

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44 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Putting your dick and balls on people in the locker room, that kind of shit.

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Dude was a huge piece of shit in the locker room during his time at UT, not surprised at all at this.

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7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I went to a lady in Travis Heights for years.  Great masseuse plus a very (very) new-agey environment.  Shades of wicca, herbs, really boring instrumental music but man she could jam her bony little elbow into my shoulder blade and seemingly hit my spleen.  She was super strong and definitely got the knots out.

 

6 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

I'll just say that he used to sexually assault low level staffers so none of this is surprising. 

Putting your dick and balls on people in the locker room, that kind of shit.

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8 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Given precedence, he’ll be traded for 3 firsts and given the largest guaranteed contract in NFL history.

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On 2/18/2025 at 8:58 AM, Helobious said:

I’m pretty surprised to read about how many people on here have gotten massages. I seriously thought it was something only women, the insanely wealthy, or gay dudes did (nttawwt). I’ve never gotten one in my entire life except from someone I was dating. I can’t imagine paying for that. 

"I don't think you really get a massage as much as you really experience one" - someone, someone, Justin Tucker

On 2/18/2025 at 10:48 AM, Js1 said:

I like when the little Asian ladies climb up on the table and basically do ballet on your back.  

One of them put me in a hospital with a herniated disc. She skipped the ballet and went straight to slam dancing. Need to cross post this to the Vegas thread.

On 2/18/2025 at 7:02 AM, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Dude was a huge piece of shit in the locker room during his time at UT, not surprised at all at this.

But he crosses himself before every kick

On 2/18/2025 at 9:16 AM, royiv said:

Then you haven’t had a proper massage. My wife and I each get a 90 minute massage each month from a therapist that comes to our house. It helps tremendously to work out the knots you get from sitting and working at a computer, workout recovery, any nagging aches and pains, etc. We consider it to be an integral part of our overall wellness.

This except every 2 weeks. Getting old sucks

On 1/30/2025 at 9:55 AM, Spankytoes said:

That’s what got me too. Well that and therapists speaking up after the 4th time it happened to them personally at a now closed spa. It must of been pretty bad if over 10 therapists across multiple different spas were so traumatized that they waited almost a decade to sue him after the SOL ran out. I’m in the “wait and see” camp.

 

17 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

This except every 2 weeks. 

It’s all coming together 

32 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

 

It’s all coming together 

Yep, that's what she said.

 

3 hours ago, Tailgate said:

One of them put me in a hospital with a herniated disc. She skipped the ballet and went straight to slam dancing. Need to cross post this to the Vegas thread.

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10 hours ago, Tailgate said:

One of them put me in a hospital with a herniated disc. She skipped the ballet and went straight to slam dancing. Need to cross post this to the Vegas thread.

Oh shit I have a patient this happened to. Didn’t have to go to ER but he was hurting pretty good. He said “I kept telling her no but she wouldn’t stop” 😳

On 2/18/2025 at 10:16 AM, royiv said:

Then you haven’t had a proper massage. My wife and I each get a 90 minute massage each month from a therapist that comes to our house. It helps tremendously to work out the knots you get from sitting and working at a computer, workout recovery, any nagging aches and pains, etc. We consider it to be an integral part of our overall wellness.

Fucking this; a real massage by a professional is as exhilarating and refreshing as any workout you’re ever going to have…

On 2/18/2025 at 8:58 AM, Helobious said:

I’m pretty surprised to read about how many people on here have gotten massages. I seriously thought it was something only women, the insanely wealthy, or gay dudes did (nttawwt). I’ve never gotten one in my entire life except from someone I was dating. I can’t imagine paying for that. 

Are you for real?  Do you take part in any sporting activity?  

 

As for it being a workout, that can definitely be true. A good sports massage will kick your ass and it's worth paying for it.

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NFL investigating is about the same as when the Lake Travis school district investigates a football player for something.  A slap on the wrist, and no missed playing time.

1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

NFL investigating is about the same as when the Lake Travis Westlake HS investigates a football player for something.  A slap on the wrist, and no missed playing time.

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18 hours ago, ZB'Tejas said:

Justin Tucker is in the new White Lotus?

Nah, White Lotus just did a nod to him in this last episode.  The character in WL even stated he didn't get his happy ending.

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11 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Nah, White Lotus just did a nod to him in this last episode.  The character in WL even stated he didn't get his happy ending.

It was less of a nod and more of a throb. 

1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

Nah, White Lotus just did a nod to him in this last episode.  The character in WL even stated he didn't get his happy ending.

Such a schwarzenegger 

On 2/22/2025 at 4:38 PM, Ignatius said:

Fucking this; a real massage by a professional is as exhilarating and refreshing as any workout you’re ever going to have…

Even squat thrusts?  I’m gonna call bullshit. 

20 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Yeah, he's toast. Watson survived because he was a top 10 QB at the time. Maybe the greatest kicker of all-time survives if he was still in his prime. But willingly taking on the backlash/distraction for a diminished kicker?

Even squat thrusts?  I’m gonna call bullshit. 

Easy Chaz Micheal Micheals.

Who doesn't want a massage on every part of your body? 

I think he needs to get away from Baltimore, honestly. I don't think he's a bad person, but damn I hate these  accusations. 

She wants the best outcome for him, because in 6 months, that's the best outcome for her, too.

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