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2 hours ago, chainsaw said:

For now I'm going to assume these allegations are true, so why is he being advised to publicly deny it? He would be a lot better off with a sincere public apology.

Would an apology be advisable from a liability standpoint?

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  • Sounds like it already did, several times.

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    I'm practically best friends with Justin. Talked to him last week. He was just telling me that he had an appointment with the Urologist. The doctor told him that he absolutely had to stop masturbating

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4 hours ago, Helobious said:

Where does it say that anyone is suing him? There were rumors online 5 years ago that he was a weirdo in massage parlors. Seems the newspaper recently got another tip and did some digging and several massage therapists came forward saying yeah he acted inappropriately. 

 

4 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Has one meh year and the Ravens say alright run the story

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Doubt that this is new information to the Ravens organization.

Whether this bad year was due to the divorce proceedings or was just age, my guess is that this provides the perfect excuse to cut ties. 

 

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Also Reddit, et al is saying he and Amanda are in the middle of a divorce?

That's probably why it came out.  It got dug up. 


If the tip didn’t come from the Ravens, then it came from his wife’s legal team.

The timing pretty much eliminates all other possibilities.

 

 

2 hours ago, Iceman said:

ya miss 8 FGs and your support system goes to shit.

did the Ravens even offer to let him retire?

"You're gonna have to make me leave"

"OK..."

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Everything is terrible.

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Fucking creep if true. Making that douche Emanuel Acho someone we can be proud of.

7 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Making that douche Emanuel Acho someone we can be proud of.

Give it time

9 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Making that douche Emanuel Acho someone we can be proud of.

Nah, he still sucks.

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1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

 

 

Hey - any Baltimorians here? What can you tell us about the Baltimore Banner? 

Newspaper that started a few years ago after the Baltimore Sun was bought by a hedge fund and then gutted. Most of the Banner writers are former Sun writers. Newspaper has become increasingly popular in Baltimore especially after a former Sinclair executive bought the Sun from the hedge fund last year and pledged to make it a pro-MAGA newspaper.

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Old Shaggy poster here who apparently never created a new username with the switch over a few years back... I created an account to answer the question about the Baltimore Banner, but Deac Tracy said everything I would have said...

3 minutes ago, Bmore-Horn said:

Old Shaggy poster here who apparently never created a new username with the switch over a few years back... I created an account to answer the question about the Baltimore Banner, but Deac Tracy said everything I would have said...

 

now i want some fried lake trout 

I heard rumors Justin cheated on his wife and that is why he was kicking so poorly this year, but I was not aware of the massage rumor at all. I have basically lived in Baltimore since 2013, so essentially the same time as Justin. I actually met him in 2013 at a local restaurant and stopped to chat about Texas Football, seemed like a nice guy! 

Not sure what I am going to do with my Tucker jersey now... Ravens rarely ever draft any longhorns.. bah humbug

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

now i want some fried lake trout 

 

 

Everyone here hates Earl Thomas, from his brief time as a free agent... the only significant longhorn I can recall being drafted here is Sergio Kindle! Whoops on that one! If I recall correctly, he fell down the stairs blackout drunk and never recovered. 

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Let he who hath not ejaculated on a table cast the first stone.

27 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Fucking creep if true. Making that douche Emanuel Acho someone we can be proud of.

at least he gets consent.

Looks like I need to have a little chat with JT on the appropriate ways to lay pipe.

Also, the chicks working at a high end spa/massage place are going to be way hotter than at some skanky place, which explains blowing his mangunk all over the place without them touching him.

16 minutes ago, Bmore-Horn said:

Everyone here hates Earl Thomas, from his brief time as a free agent... the only significant longhorn I can recall being drafted here is Sergio Kindle! Whoops on that one! If I recall correctly, he fell down the stairs blackout drunk and never recovered. 

Devin Duvernay.

12 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Devin Duvernay.

Oh right right. He was the 'return specialist' for most of his time here, had a few good games tho! 

39 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Let he who hath not ejaculated on a table cast the first stone.

Boardroom table, maybe.

43 minutes ago, Hamttx said:

I’m disappointed in him. 

He was just a bit  undersized for a receiver / return man. He did the best with the speed and skills he had.

No need to be so harsh.

3 hours ago, Tex Long said:

First, "skeptic" means "doubt", not "denial". Second, the females in the discussion are accusers, alleging they have been harmed and accusing Tucker of harming them. I'm not quite sure how harmful seeing a penis, or even being touched by one is, so I also have a bit of a problem referring to the viewers or the touchees as "victims".

Tell you what, do a little experiment starting tomorrow where you whip out your dick and use it to touch every woman you see out and about. Report back on how that goes for you.

1 hour ago, Hamttx said:

I’m disappointed in him. 

He isn't taking Carol's car to the cabin with his girlfriend and two friends this weekend - I can tell you that much. 

I have some yard work he can help me with Saturday. 

30 minutes ago, royiv said:

Tell you what, do a little experiment starting tomorrow where you whip out your dick and use it to touch every woman you see out and about. Report back on how that goes for you.

…at a place where they are paid to rub you aggressively while you’re naked. Not that spunking in a legitimate massage spa is appropriate. 

2 hours ago, Bmore-Horn said:

Not sure what I am going to do with my Tucker jersey now...

Wear it to get a massage?

Just now, HenryJames said:

Wear it to get a massage?

New cum rag

So this shit supposedly happened 8 to 13 years ago???

Way too fucking long ago for anyone to be bitching about any such alleged silliness 

2 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Fucking creep if true. Making that douche Emanuel Acho someone we can be proud of.

Let’s not go crazy here. 

7 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

So this shit supposedly happened 8 to 13 years ago???

Way too fucking long ago for anyone to be bitching about any such alleged silliness 

Srsly. Can’t believe people are still talking about that holocaust thing. Like get over it already! 

3 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Fucking creep if true. Making that douche Emanuel Acho someone we can be proud of.

Even if it comes out to be true that Tucker is a creep that does t mean we have to be proud of Acho 

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So I guess the secret to being a clutch FG kicker is keeping the pipes clean?  I would have jerked Auburn off myself rather than endure another game with his shit FG kicking.

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20 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Srsly. Can’t believe people are still talking about that holocaust thing. Like get over it already! 

Sexual assault = silliness

 

41 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

…at a place where they are paid to rub you aggressively while you’re naked. Not that spunking in a legitimate massage spa is appropriate. 

Go reread the post I replied to. 

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 I'm not quite sure how harmful seeing a penis, or even being touched by one is, so I also have a bit of a problem referring to the viewers or the touchees as "victims".

That's some fucking creepy shit.

5 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

So I guess the secret to being a clutch FG kicker is keeping the pipes clean?  I would have jerked Auburn off myself rather than endure another game with his shit FG kicking.

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You may get your shot since he’s evidently coming back and we didn’t go after a kicker in the first portal window.  Keep those hands warm, we’re counting on you.  

6 hours ago, Tex Long said:

 

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that woman is unspeakably crass.

Some people definitely knew something long before this. 

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"One said she placed a heavy heating pad over his pelvis"

 

Do you have to pay extra for that?

 

22 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

"One said she placed a heavy heating pad over his pelvis"

 

Do you have to pay extra for that?

 

Really missing ‘NowThis’ for these type of threads.  Come back, buddy.  

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A lot of people ask me, ‘Derka, you’re a legendary shaggy poster. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?’ And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it’s actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument.

1) Going to need to see pics and credit scores of the accusers to help form an opinion on this.

2) Go to spring seasons not The Four Seasons if you’re into this shit dumbass.

3) The only thing worse than being falsely accused of sexual abuse is being sexually abused….so fuck him if guilty, but fuck them if it’s just a cash grab/hit piece.  Time will tell.

 

 

27 minutes ago, Derka said:

A lot of people ask me, ‘Derka, you’re a legendary shaggy poster. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?’ And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it’s actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument.

Please take care of yourself. I like our good cop/bad cop Texas basketball routine. 

had to change my avatar so this hits close to home.

 

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