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55 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

You want to know why the Ravens never call a trick play for Tucker to run or pass the ball?spacer.png

We have an aggy troll!!

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    I'm practically best friends with Justin. Talked to him last week. He was just telling me that he had an appointment with the Urologist. The doctor told him that he absolutely had to stop masturbating

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1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

 

Dude, I've got an 11 year old in the house; when I wanna hear fallacious stupid justifications, I'll ask her why she hasn't cleaned up her room. Don't need to see that from you here.

Dude, sorry you can't hold up your end of the debate. Regarding your 11 year old, hope she goes to a good school and learns something, not going to get it from you.   

4 minutes ago, Scuba Saba said:

What multiple sexual assaults? 6 allegations is not even a good back up group. 

Clearly he's an amateur compared to a pro like you, eh?

Just now, Rimbo said:

Clearly he's an amateur compared to a pro like you, eh?

Stinging retort. 

1 hour ago, Scuba Saba said:

Dude, sorry you can't hold up your end of the debate. Regarding your 11 year old, hope she goes to a good school and learns something, not going to get it from you.   

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LOL

Lol at you pretending you have a brain above an 11 year old's and fewer than 6 sexual assault convictions.

Anyway, it's been fun mocking you; into the ignore list you go. Bye now!

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6 minutes ago, Scuba Saba said:

6 allegations is not even a good back up group. 

I saw them open for NKOTB in 89 and they were fantastic. Shame on you.

21 hours ago, Tex Long said:

First, "skeptic" means "doubt", not "denial". Second, the females in the discussion are accusers, alleging they have been harmed and accusing Tucker of harming them. I'm not quite sure how harmful seeing a penis, or even being touched by one is, so I also have a bit of a problem referring to the viewers or the touchees as "victims".

It's also troubling that an anonymous group comes forward for some unknown reason, alleging themselves to have been harmed in a period ranging from 13 to 8 years ago. I probably ought to go back and reread the article, but I missed what it is they want to happen. 

The last, relatively scant, part of the story quotes and identifies other  females who claim that Tucker has been their client in the much more recent past and that they have seen no improper activities from him. As is often the case, it's not remotely clear what actually happened.

All things considered, I'm on the skeptical side here. Reckon I'm just gonna see how this story plays out.

 

Hey - any Baltimorians here? What can you tell us about the Baltimore Banner? 

Literally 0.0% you say "hey is it that bad if some guy rubs his hard cock on you without your consent" if this story was about Brent Venables or some aggy. Get your fucking priorities straight. 

Scubs, I’ve been called a lot of things Aggy Troll??? that’s a serious accusation, a very low blow. You cut deep!

My pile of dirty laundry, full of Walmart longhorn T-shirts begs to differ 

4 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Frankly Beard can eat shit.

you could make him eat a shot sandwich. that would be funny.

1 hour ago, Scuba Saba said:

What multiple sexual assaults? 6 allegations is not even a good back up group. 

Do you have your next user name picked out yet?

If only the Ravens had insisted on "Pelfing" for Tucker this could have all been avoided.

 

 

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So sick of this shit. Why can't people just behave and be decent, or at least keep themselves out of situations where they can be accused?

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5 hours ago, Scuba Saba said:

Dude, sorry you can't hold up your end of the debate. Regarding your 11 year old, hope she goes to a good school and learns something, not going to get it from you.   

Yeah we're all sure if it was some aggie or OSU or literally any player for any team not named Texas you would be in here semen shielding for them and not roasting and calling names.

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

So sick of this shit. Why can't people just behave and be decent, or at least keep themselves out of situations where they can be accused?

It’s hard to explain. Especially a guy like him who has so much to lose.  

12 hours ago, Rimbo said:

 

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10 hours ago, Lhorn said:

It’s hard to explain. Especially a guy like him who has so much to lose.  

It’s not hard, the dude has huge BDE.

On 1/30/2025 at 3:54 PM, chainsaw said:

For now I'm going to assume these allegations are true, so why is he being advised to publicly deny it? He would be a lot better off with a sincere public apology.

 


Is that how this works now? 

12 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


Is that how this works now? 

Yes in the court of public opinion. Read the headline and enter your ruling 

22 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Apparently YouTube is tracking my Surly thread views.

This was just suggested viewing.

…achieving orgasm without using your hands, you say?

Who’s ever even heard of such a thing?

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18 hours ago, freyguy said:

Do your own research.  It's been beaten to death on the Chris Beard thread, dug up, and re-beaten again.

I'm coining that phrase now...re-beating a dead horse.  Or simply, giving it an old fashioned Tucker.

Ironic...

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One woman, a former employee of the luxury downtown Baltimore men’s spa The QG, produced what she said was an internal report of her experiences with Tucker from 2015.

“I understand that Justin Tucker is an important client to The QG, but as an employee of The QG who has tolerated the previous interactions with him, I no longer feel safe or comfortable working with him,” she wrote in the 2015 letter reviewed by The Banner on Friday.

 

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She signed the letter, which was also signed and dated by an individual she said was her supervisor. The supervisor, who no longer works at The QG, did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

I'm sure this is just an honest misunderstanding.

Nine masseuses/therapists have come forward now.

Guys like this seem like they want to get caught. Pretty fucked up.

He had maybe the squeakiest-clean image in the league…. 

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30 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm sure this is just an honest misunderstanding.

Just more whores looking for a payday /s

The contract thing doesn’t make sense. If the Ravens knew and helped cover it up then used it against him after a bad season and now is letting it out to get out of the contract wouldn’t their cover up also come out eventually making the club look worse? If the timing is not a coincidence I don’t think it’s coming from the organization itself, but who know, lots of shady shit goes on in this world.

On 1/30/2025 at 6:36 PM, Bmore-Horn said:

Everyone here hates Earl Thomas, from his brief time as a free agent... the only significant longhorn I can recall being drafted here is Sergio Kindle! Whoops on that one! If I recall correctly, he fell down the stairs blackout drunk and never recovered. 

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22 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Proof or heresay, NFL teams are not getting out of an NFL contract for cause over this type of thing. Deshaun Watson, accused of far worse, and is still under contract.

 

23 hours ago, Hermanator said:

It makes no sense for this low of a contract. Especially for only 1 mediocre season, and especially when there's just heresay and no proof. This isn't enough to get out of the 7.7 mil dead cap hit anyway. The Ravens did not intentionally leak this for cap reasons. They need way more evidence to terminate the contract for cause. 

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On 1/31/2025 at 6:07 AM, immamac said:

Maybe I misread the article, but basically he was a freak who got boners and jizzed everywhere during massages enough to get banned from a few places, but then the bans worked and he stopped doing it? 

Seems like a pretty big hit piece after the core of what happened, doesn't excuse the behabior, but belaboring the point generally means it's more about damage/attention than it is about anything else.

Also, if you want to do this kind of shit just hire a professional don't do it to random massage therapists, that's lame and stupid. 

Asking the checkout person "Does this mean it's free?" when an item doesn't scan is lame and stupid. Telling the waiter "I hated it" when they take your empty plates back is lame and stupid. Sexual assault is a bit more.

Tucker needs a Ravens mentor. Someone like a Ray Lewis type guy.

He also may need to invest in a ShamWow, at minimum a roll of bounty it’s been called the quicker picker upper. It should be able to handle a kicker’s load

3 more therapists have cum forward. Total number of complaints is up to 9. 

1 hour ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Asking the checkout person "Does this mean it's free?" when an item doesn't scan is lame and stupid. Telling the waiter "I hated it" when they take your empty plates back is lame and stupid. 

[note to self - need to reassess the jokes I make in public.]

29 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

3 more therapists have cum forward. Total number of complaints is up to 9. 

Is that so

1 minute ago, Hank Chinaski said:

[note to self - need to reassess the jokes I make in public.]

Don't let the haters get you down. 

4 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Don't let the haters get you down. 

As long as the jokes embarrass my wife and daughter, they’re totally worth it and I’m gonna keep firing.

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1 hour ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Asking the checkout person "Does this mean it's free?" when an item doesn't scan is lame and stupid. Telling the waiter "I hated it" when they take your empty plates back is lame and stupid. Sexual assault is a bit more.

When I was a waiter I used to beat the customer to the punch. “I’m sorry you didn’t like it..glutinous pig”.  Thirty percent tip everytime 

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

3 more therapists have cum forward. Total number of complaints is up to 9. 

I generally have a "trust but verify" attitude when it comes to these kinds of accusations. But when you start getting this level of volume it is really bad.

Goddamnit Justin. You were the chosen one. The slayer if Aggies.

5 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

... slayer if Aggies.

You spelled "aggys" wrong.

1 minute ago, Tex Long said:

You spelled "aggys" wrong.

it's aggy

singular/plural, doesn't matter

I think Tucker has already kicked his final ball in the NFL given his age and accuracy decline. The Browns picked up Watson with the baggage because he was still in his prime, and that’s not the case with Tugger. 

4 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Justin Tugger

 


 

 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

it's aggy

singular/plural, doesn't matter

Wrong. Even sooner need more than a single finger for horns down.

1 minute ago, Tex Long said:

Wrong. Even sooner need more than a single finger for horns down.

English?

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

English?

Judging by his username and posting history I think he's American.

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

Judging by his username and posting history I think he's American.

He speaks American.  Makes total sense. 

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