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  • Sounds like it already did, several times.

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    I'm practically best friends with Justin. Talked to him last week. He was just telling me that he had an appointment with the Urologist. The doctor told him that he absolutely had to stop masturbating

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On 2/2/2025 at 2:06 PM, Scuba Saba said:

Why change my handle. You are the baby seal in this interaction not me. 

When you get banned you have to choose a new one.  But you already knew that. 

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

When you get banned you have to choose a new one.  But you already knew that. 

Dear Burnt: I would light you  up but you already are. 

"The only thing that's been proven is that he is a great football player." 

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32 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

 

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Amongst his problems was in fact showing something. 

12 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It does not appear he will be freed. More therapist are coming forward with allegations 

Free Justin Tucker... with purchase of equal or greater value?

It does not appear he will be freed. More therapist are coming forward with allegations 

Yea this isn’t looking good.
7 hours ago, markstanco said:


Yea this isn’t looking good.

He is facing a swirling wind of allegations. 

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In the mid 90s I was the network administrator for the Georgia Attorney General’s office. One day I was in the office of one of the Assistant AG’s working on her computer. She was a badass whipsmart black woman, and when I asked her for her password (not an uncommon thing to do back then) she looked at me for a moment and then said…

 

”It’s freaknasty”

/csb

17 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Not sure if Tucker is going to beat it?

I don't think it's going to be a happy ending for him.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

I don't think it's going to be a happy ending for him.

You never know. He might get off. 

Just now, George said:

You never know. He might get off. 

Just as long as he doesn't rub the jury the wrong way.

21 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Off the upright.

Song title for Hawg Blanket?

 

2 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

In the mid 90s I was the network administrator for the Georgia Attorney General’s office. One day I was in the office of one of the Assistant AG’s working on her computer. She was a badass whipsmart black woman, and when I asked her for her password (not an uncommon thing to do back then) she looked at me for a moment and then said…

 

”It’s freaknasty”

/csb

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2 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

In the mid 90s I was the network administrator for the Georgia Attorney General’s office. One day I was in the office of one of the Assistant AG’s working on her computer. She was a badass whipsmart black woman, and when I asked her for her password (not an uncommon thing to do back then) she looked at me for a moment and then said…

 

”It’s freaknasty”

/csb

Buzz you might have been the muse for Texas Ex Selena Montgomery. 

The more I think about it, the more I think the best punishment for Tucker would be for the Ravens to keep him (which I think they will). Then he has to face the locker room with them all knowing what he did, and they get to clown him for the whole season.

11 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

The more I think about it, the more I think the best punishment for Tucker would be for the Ravens to keep him (which I think they will). Then he has to face the locker room with them all knowing what he did, and they get to clown him for the whole season.

This only works if they hire a full time massage therapist for him:
 

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42 minutes ago, Tigersnake said:

I prefer to just remember him for his seminal work against aggy

That’s premature, let’s not arrive too early. 

Well to all the Tucker haters on this thread it sure did not seem that his teammates have the same sentiments toward him as most of y'all do. Good for them. 

13 minutes ago, Scuba Saba said:

Well to all the Tucker haters on this thread it sure did not seem that his teammates have the same sentiments toward him as most of y'all do. Good for them. 

Do you think he walks into the locker room with his dick out, bragging about all the masseuses he harassed in the offseason?

People are complex, and I (thankfully) don't know a goddamn thing about my coworkers' sexual perversions.

What a dumb fucking post.

6 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Do you think he walks into the locker room with his dick out, bragging about all the masseuses he harassed in the offseason?

People are complex, and I (thankfully) don't know a goddamn thing about my coworkers' sexual perversions.

What a dumb fucking post.

 

6 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Do you think he walks into the locker room with his dick out, bragging about all the masseuses he harassed in the offseason?

People are complex, and I (thankfully) don't know a goddamn thing about my coworkers' sexual perversions.

What a dumb fucking post.

It's hard to categorize you, dumb, stupid or ignorant. Probably a basterdized  mix of all of the above. You had a chance if you had stopped at don't know since that is the entire universe of your knowledge about Tucker.  

8 minutes ago, Scuba Saba said:

You had a chance if you had stopped at don't know since that is the entire universe of your knowledge about Tucker.  

I can know that it's OK to think a dude is a piece of shit if he rubs his boner on a legit masseuse and then jizzes everywhere.  I don't care how well he sings or how much good he does for the community or how well he kicks a ball, it's the other stuff that makes him a piece of shit.  This isn't a plus/minus net calculation.

It only takes a single AwwwwShit to wipe out a thousand AttaBoys.

 

47 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I can know that it's OK to think a dude is a piece of shit if he rubs his boner on a legit masseuse and then jizzes everywhere.  I don't care how well he sings or how much good he does for the community or how well he kicks a ball, it's the other stuff that makes him a piece of shit.  This isn't a plus/minus net calculation.

Don't you get it, you don't know if any of what you say happened did in fact occur. You do understand the pitfalls of assume. 

32 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

It only takes a single AwwwwShit to wipe out a thousand AttaBoys.

 

Agreed, but the foundation of the AS moment is TBD. Get it TBD?   

5 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

What if he has some type of condition that makes him skeet at the touch?

That would be sad and a reason to get diapers.  

6 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

What if he has some type of condition that makes him skeet at the touch?

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1 hour ago, Scuba Saba said:

Well to all the Tucker haters on this thread it sure did not seem that his teammates have the same sentiments toward him as most of y'all do. Good for them. 

 

You have a link or citation for this?

4 minutes ago, Scuba Saba said:

Agreed, but the foundation of the AS moment is TBD. Get it TBD?   

 

When you have a lifestyle that is as high profile as these people, I don't think it's too much to ask them to handle themselves in such a way that they don't have these issues raised against them. You act like this is something that happens to every athlete out there. Given that most of these guys have massage therapists and 99.99% of them don't have an issue with this - I am not willing to give that 0.01% the benefit of the doubt. It might be TBD, but I am a firm believer that where there's smoke, there's fire. And in this case we have 9 plumes of smoke. 

14 minutes ago, Scuba Saba said:

Don't you get it, you don't know if any of what you say happened did in fact occur. You do understand the pitfalls of assume. 

I am completely comfortable with my personal court of opinion taking the many women at face value.  I'm not a cop, I'm not a prosecutor.  I believe he did it, and I don't have to ascribe to some high standard to hold that belief.

11 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

What if he has some type of condition that makes him skeet at the touch?

 

 

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You might be onto something there

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

I am completely comfortable with my personal court of opinion taking the many women at face value.  I'm not a cop, I'm not a prosecutor.  I believe he did it, and I don't have to ascribe to some high standard to hold that belief.

No you still don't get it have some standard, you have none except for baseless self absorption.  

1 accusation - that could be a he said, she said situation. I wouldn’t know who to believe.

However, when there are multiple accusers, that starts to look obvious that Tucker is the new FreakNasty.

4 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

1 accusation - that could be a he said, she said situation. I wouldn’t know who to believe.

However, when there are multiple accusers, that starts to look obvious that Tucker is the new FreakNasty.

Not only it is not just an accusation by the women, the bans were confirmed.  Do you think they banned him for no reason? 

Scuba Saba demands to see video evidence and corroboration from multiple unbiased observers who were present in the room with the kicker and masseuse.  It's the only way to know for sure.

1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

It only takes a single AwwwwShit to wipe out a thousand AttaBoys.

 

Aye, but you fuck a goat one time...

3 hours ago, aggie08 said:

I (thankfully) don't know a goddamn thing about my coworkers' sexual perversions.

Then you aren't a very good coworker. 

1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

Scuba Saba demands to see video evidence and corroboration from multiple unbiased observers who were present in the room with the kicker and masseuse.  It's the only way to know for sure.

He just wants to see a video of him doing it while holding two forms of government ID, having a police officer there to verify the whole thing, four or five of his buddies taking notes, and Tucker's grandma to confirm his identity.

His teammates of 10+ years like him so this is confirmation that all women are lying whores

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