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She should debate Elizabeth Warren.

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Haha I get it.  It's 'cause she said she had Native American heritage.

Also, nice try deflecting attention away from the allegations about DeVos by ridiculing her accuser.

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2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Well, Warren is on the warpath.

 

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Squirrel! Ignore the actual issue! Assassinate character to invalidate criticism!

16 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

That Incredulity guy. 

He's horrible.

 

He's what happens when someone with an average intellect spends his life hanging around aggy.

20 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

In fairness I'd be Betsy's cabana boy if I could live on the boat.

 

 

You'd jump overboard at the Great Barrier Reef with a raw meat wetsuit within a week.

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2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Well, Warren is on the warpath.

She is out to collect some scalps. 

Her house is ugly as shit.

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22 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Her house is ugly as shit.

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If you don't like it, she has others.

9 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Devon’s looks just like Payton Hall, the old porn star.

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Oh look, she's using all 3 of her brain cells to come up with new ideas!

3 hours ago, hpslugga said:

Oh look, she's using all 3 of her brain cells to come up with new ideas!

Here's a terrifying thought: Whatever ideas Rick Perry is coming up with, are probably classified.

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“But DeVos has since drawn praise from leaders, in part for her work on a capital financing program that's helped their financially struggling schools.”

 

 

“But DeVos has since drawn praise from leaders, in part for her work on a capital financing program that's helped their financially struggling schools.”
 
 

Good on her.

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But the Special Olympics guys and gals certainly make a great photo op. 

 

So we have money to build a useless wall pursuant to a fake national emergency, but fuck spending on Puerto Ricans after a devastating hurricane or the Special Olympics or people with preexisting conditions who aren't independently wealthy.  I feel so much safer.  

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Is that Trump and Pence with the Huckabee family? 

17 minutes ago, mdmost said:

But the Special Olympics guys and gals certainly make a great photo op. 

 

It must've been nice for trump to finally be the smartest person in the room

1 hour ago, lemonlime said:

So we have money to build a useless wall pursuant to a fake national emergency, but fuck spending on Puerto Ricans after a devastating hurricane or the Special Olympics or people with preexisting conditions who aren't independently wealthy.  I feel so much safer.  

The cruelty is the point. 

On 8/20/2018 at 2:01 PM, Incredulity said:

Well, Warren is on the warpath.

 

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Some of us care about America.

Her family is like the villains in movies from my childhood. Worth 5.4 billion, have a 40 million dollar yacht, cut special Olympics because they had to make “tough decisions”.

Why can’t these Special Olympics kids just sale some stock or borrow a few million from their parents?  

On 3/26/2019 at 4:16 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

The cruelty is the point. 

Always.  Every.  Single.  Time.

On 3/26/2019 at 9:32 PM, HenryJames said:

 

 

On 3/26/2019 at 9:46 PM, Larry T. Spider said:

Her family is like the villains in movies from my childhood. Worth 5.4 billion, have a 40 million dollar yacht, cut special Olympics because they had to make “tough decisions”.

If one were to draft up a plan to "get everyone who even remotely looks rich killed by an angry mob within the next few years," that plan would look a LOT like current reality.  Jesus, these folks really have no fucking clue.

Being a purposefully cruel, rich asshole works great....until the moment it doesn't.  Then LOTS of people (including lots of undeserving people) get to spend a split second of quality time in this:

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Her complete lack of qualifications for the job she has is the most galling.

6 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Her complete lack of qualifications for the job she has is the most galling.

Unqualified and evil.  It's the Trump Governance recipe.

You people are being way too hard on Betsy.  She never wanted to defund Special Olympics, she values it tremendously and has always been an advocate:

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"I am pleased and grateful the president and I see eye-to-eye on this issue, and that he has decided to fund our Special Olympics grant," DeVos said. "This is funding I have fought for behind-the-scenes over the last several years."

LOL you knee-jerk libtards.  Libtears are the best.

10 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

You people are being way too hard on Betsy.  She never wanted to defund Special Olympics, she values it tremendously and has always been an advocate:

LOL you knee-jerk libtards.  Libtears are the best.

[Cruella De Vil sheepishly hangs puppy-pelt coat up, shoves it to back of closet, turns out closet light]

"I have always been in favor of saving every puppy!"

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Not only is she stupid and incompetent, she's a lying cunt. 

Well, that's the Trump Administration trifecta.

I think she wins a free steak!

I mean, it's a shitty Trump Steak, but still....

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, that's the Trump Administration trifecta.

I think she wins a free steak!

I mean, it's a shitty Trump Steak, but still....

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Goes great with ketchup 

33 minutes ago, Larry T. Spider said:

Goes great with ketchup 

Well done, sir

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