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Did he have a shovel or any tool in his hands?

Y'all need to learn critical thinking but instead you went to school and learned to be a goddamned fish which means you do what you're told

6 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Did he have a shovel or any tool in his hands?

Y'all need to learn critical thinking but instead you went to school and learned to be a goddamned fish which means you do what you're told

Oh shit, I figured it out. It was a solar flare! 

4 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Oh shit, I figured it out. It was a solar flare! 

Good lord it's always that we built a society so dependent on electricity that solar flare will take us out.

False flags are a different thing but my guess is you think Janet Reno was a badass for sending the ATF in to send endless teargas to kill all of David Koresh's victims.

At some point you will wake up.... Either in this life or some 10,000 lives you have to suffer to get to the answer...

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Do you not get enough attention? Seriously.

And with every passing year you snuggle deeper into the blanket of a comfortable life of good behavior 

And the cognitive dissonance just seems normal 

Oh hello George Orwell 

Didn't see you back there
 

this is the shit that 20+ years of idiots reading over and over and over again on the internet that 9.11 was an inside job, that WT7 went down from a controlled demo.... and that Kennedy was killed via a conspiracy of more than 1 with multiple shooters everywhere.

 

there are several reports out that there that cleary, and scientifically explain exactly what damage WT7 sustained after the 2 towers falling sheered half its supports, but folks insist on a grand conspiracy of their govt doing it instead of 20 fucked up extremists...

and hell Peter Jennings recreated the magic bullet shot that used ballistics gel and cadaver bones to prove the almost undamaged bullet was possible and created all 7 documented wounds

-although Jennings show only had 6 wounds because the recreated bullet cavitated a little different and ended up breaking 2 of the stand in connelys ribs instead of just the single broken rib that connely actually suffered), and the recreated bullett bounced off the thigh wound placeholder... its assumed the eztra energy of 2 ribs breaking took just enough of the momentum of the bullet away to not leave a thigh wound.

 

all of that is available to anyone who really wants to watch it.   but instead 20 years of echo chamber responses has a shitload of people wanting to beleive that 20 nut job extremeists couldnt have really taken down 4 planes with boxcutters.  Or that 60 years agao a grand conspiracy took away a President instead of 1 fucking nutjob.

Shit I wish we could load all ya'll up into the 15 minute cities your lords and masters have planned so the rest of us could go about our lives....

I declare fatwa on the next fucking stooge that quotes that idiot. I’ve had him on ignore for years for a fucking reason.

Did Pimphand get bored with COVD vax conspiracies?

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9 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

No plane parts detected you hyper retards but carry on

Its your working theory that they discovered no plane parts at the crash site? That's what you're rolling with? 

54 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

I declare fatwa on the next fucking stooge that quotes that idiot. I’ve had him on ignore for years for a fucking reason.

You are an idiot thank god your virtue signaling brought about the trade war that will wipe out small business

13 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

No plane parts detected you hyper retards but carry on

Show us the missle parts, dumbass.

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Its your working theory that they discovered no plane parts at the crash site? That's what you're rolling with? 

Dear lord how did so many slaves hit the earth? Watch the videos of the bomb going off first then ask why are there no plane parts found at a classic plane wreck site

Just now, Deej said:

Show us the missle parts, dumbass.

Uhh Jesus mate that's a conservation of matter thing. God damnit get me out of hell lol

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Just now, Pimphand said:

Dear lord how did so many slaves hit the earth? Watch the videos of the bomb going off first then ask why are there no plane parts found at a classic plane wreck site

This photo provided by @Kikatechusa shows debris from a plane after crashing in Philadelphia, Friday, Jan. 31, 2025.

Investigators work the scene after a small plane crashed in Philadelphia, Saturday, Feb. 1, 2025.

 

 

@Pimphand GTFO with your shitty thread derail. Go start a conspiracy theory thread where you can spew your dumbass drivel.

Just now, Brian Fantana said:

@Herbie Hancock seems to HATE plane parts

I think he hates shitty conspiracy theories.

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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

This photo provided by @Kikatechusa shows debris from a plane after crashing in Philadelphia, Friday, Jan. 31, 2025.

Investigators work the scene after a small plane crashed in Philadelphia, Saturday, Feb. 1, 2025.

 

 

The nutbar's insane conspiracy theory of a missile strike (on.....what exactly?  A fucking road?  In Philly?  By whom and for what reason?) is a perfect example of the utter idiocy we're dealing with in this country and world, where Occam's Razor is dulled to a point of uselessness.

It's just like the Pentagon on 9/11 -- sure, it was a missile, with no plane parts found....if you disregard the countless eyewitnesses who literally saw a fucking plane flying low, then into the Pentagon, and the kajillions of plane parts (granted, most were small/blown to smaller pieces) recovered at the site, exactly where you'd expect them to be.  You have to 1) tie it to some sort of pattern that you want to see, and then 2) completely disregard all other evidence (those parts were planted there by (((them))), they eyewitnesses are CIA stooges, etc.).

I'm glad that we get to see these insane rants.  We need to see them.  Because that's how a shitload of your countrymen think, and they have power, vote, etc.

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13 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Ok so now let's have a conversation...

What are the names of the participants of the flight?

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Planes just do not sink at that rate and disappear without debris so what other lies have you believed in?

Yes debris from the missle will fly into the restaurant and cause the other videos you have seen.

At some point you will learn to use critical reasoning

Alan Alejandro Montoya Perales, Josue de Jesus Juarez Juarez, Raul Meza Arredondo, Rodrigo Lopez Padilla, Valentina Guzman Murillo and Lizeth Murillo Ozuna are their names, you piece of shit. 

And yes planes can just nosedive to earth - ala Atlas Air Flight 3591 or the Learjet crash at TEB a few years back. 

But why am I even wasting my time with someone who thinks a) names are made up, b) the airplane pieces actually found are fake c) they faked ATC comms and d) someone bombed one of the most nondescript areas of Philadelphia. 

Critical thinking skills, indeed. 

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2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Alan Alejandro Montoya Perales, Josue de Jesus Juarez Juarez, Raul Meza Arredondo, Rodrigo Lopez Padilla, Valentina Guzman Murillo and Lizeth Murillo Ozuna are their names, you piece of shit. 

And yes planes can just nosedive to earth - ala Atlas Air Flight 3591 or the Learjet crash at TEB a few years back. 

But why am I even wasting my time with someone who thinks a) names are made up, b) the airplane pieces actually found are fake c) they faked ATC comms and d) someone bombed one of the most nondescript areas of Philadelphia. 

Critical thinking skills, indeed. 

See, you're just thinking how (((they))) want you to think.  You stupid sheeple.  Believing "evidence," when we all know that (((they))) planted it all, to cover up the planned missile strike on the underground tunnels where the ninja turtles plotting to save us from the deep state live.  DO YOUR RESEARCH.

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Pimphand.....Fuck you you piece of shit... 

 

Here's her face....

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A spina bifida patient (and we treat tons of them) who had just finished up some serious treatments over the past months... and you're thinking missile strike.  Saying we don't know the names.  You've seen the name, here's her face.  

 

Some fucking conspiracy.  Shoot the spina bifida patient out of the sky!!!!  

 

Fuck you! 

9 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Pimphand.....Fuck you you piece of shit... 

 

Here's her face....

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A spina bifida patient (and we treat tons of them) who had just finished up some serious treatments over the past months... and you're thinking missile strike.  Saying we don't know the names.  You've seen the name, here's her face.  

 

Some fucking conspiracy.  Shoot the spina bifida patient out of the sky!!!!  

 

Fuck you! 

Those people don't exist.  That's just what (((they))) want you to think.  The very fact that there are names and faces is PROOF that the evidence is all fake.  That just shows you how deep this conspiracy goes!

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You just can't reason people out of a position they didn't reason themselves into.

I usually don't neg people here, but this was good thread filled with knowledgeable people sharing that knowledge on many fronts - Shriners, aircraft accident investigation, etc.  

I'm done with the "I do my own research" anti-science, anti-fact crowed.  They can fuck right off and get negged to oblivion here and in real life.  

/rant over. 

Back to facts please.  

17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

See, you're just thinking how (((they))) want you to think.  You stupid sheeple.  Believing "evidence," when we all know that (((they))) planted it all, to cover up the planned missile strike on the underground tunnels where the ninja turtles plotting to save us from the deep state live.  DO YOUR RESEARCH.

Never thought Alex Jones had an account here, but I was wrong.  

7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Never thought Alex Jones had an account here, but I was wrong.  

Damn, you outed me.

 

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Tell us you don't know shit about, well, this, without telling us you don't know shit about this.

 

EDIT:  That for Pimphand.  I didn't realize how far back in line I was.

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9 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

You just can't reason people out of a position they didn't reason themselves into.

I'm stealing that.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm stealing that.

Go for it.  I conveniently forgot who I stole it from.  Benefits of being around long enough to do so. 

32 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Alan Alejandro Montoya Perales, Josue de Jesus Juarez Juarez, Raul Meza Arredondo, Rodrigo Lopez Padilla, Valentina Guzman Murillo and Lizeth Murillo Ozuna are their names, you piece of shit. 

And yes planes can just nosedive to earth - ala Atlas Air Flight 3591 or the Learjet crash at TEB a few years back. 

But why am I even wasting my time with someone who thinks a) names are made up, b) the airplane pieces actually found are fake c) they faked ATC comms and d) someone bombed one of the most nondescript areas of Philadelphia. 

Critical thinking skills, indeed. 

Atlas 3591 entered my mind for this crash. Wrong detent selected and in the weather, unable to perceive overspeed and task saturation on takeoff in IMC leading to an undetected nose dive? Stranger things have happened.

16 hours ago, DaysOff said:

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

I believe you misspelled 'Jesus Tittyfucking Christ'.

I’d be fine with a large missile streak taking out Philly. They are the worst sports fans on Earth. Come to think of it, just go ahead and wait until Sunday and get the Chiefs and Eagles at the same time. 

3 minutes ago, Hate said:

I’d be fine with a large missile streak taking out Philly. They are the worst sports fans on Earth. Come to think of it, just go ahead and wait until Sunday and get the Chiefs and Eagles at the same time. 

Username checks the fuck out.

5 hours ago, Hate said:

I’d be fine with a large missile streak taking out Philly. They are the worst sports fans on Earth. Come to think of it, just go ahead and wait until Sunday and get the Chiefs and Eagles at the same time. 

Got in trouble at a wedding last summer outside of Philly when my 6 year old son asked all dudes wearing green if they were dirtbags. 

8 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

I'm done with the "I do my own research" anti-science, anti-fact crowed.  They can fuck right off and get negged to oblivion here and in real life.  

I don’t really like to make fun of the mentally ill for being mentally ill, except maybe OU fans, but people like him make it so easy when they fabricate conspiracy theories out of the dumbest shit

11 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Leaked missile footage 

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"The gays did this."

48 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I don’t really like to make fun of the mentally ill

Yeah, but aggy.

2 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Got in trouble at a wedding last summer outside of Philly when my 6 year old son asked all dudes wearing green if they were dirtbags. 

Narrator: they were 

That grey outlined part of the wreckage is the emergency exit. Plug type door. Really build that to stay in place. I’m impressed. 

On 2/3/2025 at 5:28 AM, Herbie Hancock said:

I declare fatwa on the next fucking stooge that quotes that idiot. I’ve had him on ignore for years for a fucking reason.

nah, he's the best source of unintentional humor we have. 

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