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12 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

 A room full of smiles..

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Rob Lowe is almost smiling over there.

Probably takes incalculable determination to refrain from laughing every minute of every hour.

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13 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

First home game people should wear Luka jerseys and Luigi hats.

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13 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

First home game people should wear Luka jerseys and Luigi hats.

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On 2/6/2025 at 8:01 AM, Texas Wahoo said:

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I sent this to my best friend that has been a Mavs fan since childhood. This is what he sent back. /NoCR
 

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These stories on the fans going after players and Luka at 270 and whatnot are all coming from one guy, Tim McMahon.

Not hard to draw a straight line from Nico to McMahon. 

30 minutes ago, SameSame said:

These stories on the fans going after players and Luka at 270 and whatnot are all coming from one guy, Tim McMahon.

Not hard to draw a straight line from Nico to McMahon. 


mcmahon was the Mavs beat reporter that tweeted the Mavs had concerns about Luka’s “conditioning” about 5 minutes after the trade went through. 
 

no critical thinking, just the ass end of a human centipede with Nico pooping it in his mouth. 

12 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


mcmahon was the Mavs beat reporter that tweeted the Mavs had concerns about Luka’s “conditioning” about 5 minutes after the trade went through. 
 

no critical thinking, just the ass end of a human centipede with Nico pooping it in his mouth. 

Macmahon was also the one on Monday who wrote an article outlining how the entire deal came together complete with details only pelinka or Nico would know- for example the time and place of their meeting where they first spoke about the possibility of Luka being traded, etc.

 

He also has a book coming out soon about Luka. That endings is going to need to be rewritten now.

"We're so concerned for his safety, Mavs fans have taken it too far"

 

That shit would just piss me off more if I were them.

51 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

It’s a just game fellas

 

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I’m not sure if you’re bad at trolling or just dumb. But either way do better. 

The icing on the cake is when kyrie turns down his player option next year to sign the MLE with the Lakers to make a last dance run with Luka and Bron.

2 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

The icing on the cake is when kyrie turns down his player option next year to sign the MLE with the Lakers to make a last dance run with Luka and Bron.

Yeah because Kyrie is all about self sacrifice for the sake of winning. There’s a million times better chance he holds the Mavs hostage for the max now that he’s got leverage. They’re going to be paying him Chinese money until he’s 40 years old. 

Maybe it was Agatha, ahem Nico, all along.  Still doesn't make sense he wouldn't have gotten more compensation unless Pelinka has groomed him far more than we suspected.

 

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Yeah because Kyrie is all about self sacrifice for the sake of winning. There’s a million times better chance he holds the Mavs hostage for the max now that he’s got leverage. They’re going to be paying him Chinese money until he’s 40 years old. 

Kryrie hasn't done anything crazy in how long? The clock is ticking...
8 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

Maybe it was Agatha, ahem Nico, all along.  Still doesn't make sense he wouldn't have gotten more compensation unless Pelinka has groomed him far more than we suspected.

 

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Abbott came out a couple days ago saying he supports sports betting in Texas. A huge about face for him, and the timing is really really suspicious. Maybe Luka really did die for the legalization of our sins?

If that does go through in the next legislative session, that should satisfy the team owners and allow them to build their super duper casino and NBA complex. However, unless they start winning a bunch with AD, I don't know who all is going to visit. 

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IDGAF about sportsbetting.  The casinos just across state lines in every direction aren't there because of folks dropping parlays.

Stop poosyfooting around and legalize the shit.  It's so fucking stupid.

4 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Abbott came out a couple days ago saying he supports sports betting in Texas. A huge about face for him, and the timing is really really suspicious. Maybe Luka really did die for the legalization of our sins?

If that does go through in the next legislative session, that should satisfy the team owners and allow them to build their super duper casino and NBA complex. However, unless they start winning a bunch with AD, I don't know who all is going to visit. 

Mark Cuban already let it out by saying developing casinos around the arena is not something he has interest in leading. He said it with the "did you hear what I just slid in there," look that he has sometimes. 

(This could just be me, because I tend to read into some nuance when Cuban speaks... But it's him.)

 

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They really traded Luka. 
 

thats wild. 
 

didn’t yall get to the finals last year ?

 

lakers be some lucky mofos. 

If they do move forward with plans on a casino / new arena-hotel casino, it needs to stay in Dallas proper.  In downtown uptown area.  

Not Frisco, not Arlington, and for chrise sakes not the old plot of land where Texas Stadium used to be.  Nothing should ever go there, they should turn that into an urban fishing pond.

15 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

Maybe it was Agatha, ahem Nico, all along.  Still doesn't make sense he wouldn't have gotten more compensation unless Pelinka has groomed him far more than we suspected.

 

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they forgot "if gambling is legalized in Texas" on that tweet

He did put up 26/16/7/3 and Dallas won. 

41 minutes ago, Mittens said:

That didn't take long.

 

 

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"Anthony Davis was forced to leave his debut game with the Dallas Mavericks early due to a lower body injury. Postgame, Davis said he felt a "little spasm" in his previous injured abdomen, but that the injury was "nothing serious". Davis followed up by saying he was "very confident" that he didn't suffer a setback in his recovery from the previous abdomen strain.

Davis got his Mavericks career off to a good start, helping Dallas to beat the Houston Rockets. In 31 minutes before exiting, the All-Star big man had 26 points, 16 rebounds, seven assists and three blocks."

 

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My lower body sometimes spasms too

54 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

"Anthony Davis was forced to leave his debut game with the Dallas Mavericks early due to a lower body injury. Postgame, Davis said he felt a "little spasm" in his previous injured abdomen, but that the injury was "nothing serious". Davis followed up by saying he was "very confident" that he didn't suffer a setback in his recovery from the previous abdomen strain.

Davis got his Mavericks career off to a good start, helping Dallas to beat the Houston Rockets. In 31 minutes before exiting, the All-Star big man had 26 points, 16 rebounds, seven assists and three blocks."

 

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My lower body sometimes spasms too

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On 2/7/2025 at 8:09 AM, gsoda3 said:

Day 6 AD.  Still can't believe he traded away a fan favorite who looks like he'll be a top 5 all time player.  And now they're gonna turn it around on the fans?  I will shed no tears when Nico and the Adelsons get run out of Dallas. 

Oh sure, a sports owner with $34B net worth is going to get run out of town. 

2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Oh sure, a sports owner with $34B net worth is going to get run out of town. 

Maybe I should have said "when they pick up and leave..... With our basketball team"

Dallas hasn't run Jerry out of town.

Cuban must have been really in debt to the mob to have made this deal.

Are the Mavs really looking for a new arena?  Isn't the AAC only like 20 years old? 

37 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

Dallas hasn't run Jerry out of town.

Cuban must have been really in debt to the mob to have made this deal.

I wonder how deep he was into that Sam Bankman Fried scam

2 hours ago, cmontexas said:

I wonder how deep he was into that Sam Bankman Fried scam

Yep. His reasoning for selling was so insanely shitty. Comes after the NFL for being overvalued, and then sells the Mavs a couple years from a new TV deal. He needed to get liquid fast. 

If it makes Mavs fans feel better the Spurs are a fucking joke right now and doing their best to blow the Wemby pick. 

They won’t stop the digs against Luka

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In my mind the way teams win is by focus, by having the right character, by having the right culture, and having the right dedication to work as hard as possible to create a championship-winning outcome. And if you’re not doing that, you’re going to lose. If you look at the greats in the league, the people you and I grew up with — Jordan, Bird, Kobe, Shaq — they worked really hard, every day, with a singular focus to win. And if you don’t have that, it doesn’t work. And if you don’t have that, you shouldn’t be part of the Dallas Mavericks.

 

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 If you look at the greats in the league, the people you and I grew up with — Jordan, Bird, Kobe, Shaq — they worked really hard, every day, with a singular focus to win. And if you don’t have that, it doesn’t work. And if you don’t have that, you shouldn’t be part of the Dallas Mavericks.

I've been a huge Shaq fan since he was at LSU, but 

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