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13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

They won’t stop the digs against Luka

Mavs Governor Dumont:

 

Fuck this guy

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So if the Lakers when the title this year--and they're rolling right now, even without Luka--Dallas HAS to fire everyone the next day, right? That's non-recoverable.

They won’t stop the digs against Luka
Mavs Governor Dumont:
In my mind the way teams win is by focus, by having the right character, by having the right culture, and having the right dedication to work as hard as possible to create a championship-winning outcome. And if you’re not doing that, you’re going to lose. If you look at the greats in the league, the people you and I grew up with — Jordan, Bird, Kobe, Shaq — they worked really hard, every day, with a singular focus to win. And if you don’t have that, it doesn’t work. And if you don’t have that, you shouldn’t be part of the Dallas Mavericks.
 

This guy. If only applied that logic to themselves and to the GM who got fleeced.
If it makes Mavs fans feel better the Spurs are a fucking joke right now and doing their best to blow the Wemby pick. 

Trade away Wemby for a bag of magic beans.., then we’ll talk.
58 minutes ago, Js1 said:

They won’t stop the digs against Luka

Mavs Governor Dumont:

 

In this thread I learned that Shaq was a hard worker.  I thought he was a fat like Luka

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

They won’t stop the digs against Luka

Mavs Governor Dumont:

 

Jesus these people keep digging

You just know how this guys FT form would look like, but he knows what it'd take to win in the NBA. Honestly I doubt hed make it to the rim shooting an nba 3 while shooting naturally over his head. 

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1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

So if the Lakers when the title this year--and they're rolling right now, even without Luka--Dallas HAS to fire everyone the next day, right? That's non-recoverable.

That assumes Dallas is trying to win championships. I don't think we can assume that 

16 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

You just know how this guys FT form would look like, but he knows what it'd take to win in the NBA. Honestly I doubt hed make it to the rim shooting an nba 3 while shooting naturally over his head. 

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1 hour ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

In this thread I learned that Shaq was a hard worker.  I thought he was a fat like Luka

Shaq - always came in out of shape, which pissed off Kobe

Famously said if he got hurt on company time, he’s rehabbing on company time. Shaq enjoyed his offseasons. 

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Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

"we only trade for players who train & condition  like the best of the best"

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This mouth breather doesn’t know ball. Shoe guy was 99.9% responsible for the trade. 

12 hours ago, aggie08 said:

So if the Lakers when the title this year-

Why would you even enter this into the public consciousness? That's worse than the Warriors winning another title. 

Remember when AD said he was fine and definitely didnt re-aggravate anything? That escalated quickly.

If Luka wasn’t traded to the Lakers there is a 0% chance Silver would have let this bag of shit trade go through. 
 

It’s like letting your 7 year old nephew you let in your fantasy league because you needed an even number trade Josh Allen for Aaron Rodgers because he is a Jets fan. 

So AD can pass an NBA trade physical but Mark Williams can’t. Dude must have  muscular dystrophy or something 

11 hours ago, Js1 said:

Shaq - always came in out of shape, which pissed off Kobe

Famously said if he got hurt on company time, he’s rehabbing on company time. Shaq enjoyed his offseasons. 

And the ball kept bouncing and now Kobe is gone much too soon and NowThis got his love for butthole pleasures forever memorialized on the internet. 
 

meanwhile Shaq seems to be living his best life. 
 

So Excited Flirting GIF

I miss Kobe.

Dude would have been the GOAT on the halftime desk. 

Fuck, man. And his daughter died with him. Just awful all around. 

So Giannis and AD out of all-star game. Who replaces them?

Sabonnis and Trea?

9 hours ago, ztejas said:

I miss Kobe.

Dude would have been the GOAT on the halftime desk. 

Fuck, man. And his daughter died with him. Just awful all around. 

Bright side? The @NowThis incident.

Harrison and Dumont are such shitheads. You know Davis is only going to play one game for the Mavs and Luka will drop 20# and win four NBA championships for the Lakers. It will be like Kareem leaving Milwaukee, except that Kareem actually wanted to leave Milwaukee. 
 
So idiotic. If they had called into a radio show suggesting such a trade, their call would never be put on, for being so stupid. 

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2 minutes ago, statsman said:

Harrison and Dumont are such shitheads. You know Davis is only going to play one game for the Mavs and Luka will drop 20# and win four NBA championships for the Lakers. It will be like Kareem leaving Milwaukee, except that Kareem actually wanted to leave Milwaukee. 

From your lips to God’s ears.

20 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

This guy already going Hollywood.  Someone tell him he looks like Chris Farley 

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Black is slimming

But the camera also adds 10 pounds 

31 minutes ago, Js1 said:

But the camera also adds 10 pounds 

Nico adds 20

The game is on ESPN+ and they just mentioned the Hornets are trying to dispute the rescinded Mark Williams trade with the Lakers.

Sadly, Luka was not enough to coax Jack Nicholson back to his spot on the sidelines.
Those tickets are probably long-gone too.  As is Jack.

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

Why are the refs so fucking involved? 

This ref crew sucks.  Theyve actually been pretty good for what they usually are.

The Mavs would trade the Joker because he cares more about horses.

Man it’s a trip seeing Luka in a Laker uniform.

4 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Man it’s a trip seeing Luka in a Laker uniform.

What I wouldn’t trade for Bill Walton to still be here to see this. His over-the-top reactions would be fantastic.

14 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

What I wouldn’t trade for Bill Walton to still be here to see this. His over-the-top reactions would be fantastic.

 

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