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    is jerry jones running the mavs ??

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Luka will just be turning 30 when the Mavs get to use that Lakers first round draft pick. Oh and the Mavs traded their 2025 2nd round draft pick to Utah. 

 

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Still can’t believe it. Wtf. Hahaha. 

Just now, mdmost said:

Luke will just be turning 30 when the Mavs get to use that Lakers first round draft pick. Oh and the Mavs traded their 2025 2nd round draft pick to Utah. 

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Either Luka said he wouldn't sign the Supermax (unlikely) or the Adelson fucks are too cheap to pay the Supermax (more likely). Sure, you're a cheap fucking billionaire with more money than God who decided you wanted to add sports franchises to your portfolio but didn't realize you actually have to pay players to have a competitive and therefore profitable franchise? I have never been more against legalized gambling in the state of Texas than I am today.  

13 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

I also blame Cuban since he sold the Mavs to a shithead group... 😡

Adelson blew all her money in November and can't afford Luka anymore

Matan Adelson, one of Miriam’s sons, is expected to run the Mavs one day.  He’s a lifelong Lakers fan.  The Adelsons had a suite at Staples for Lakers games. This is some tin-foil hat shit, but I need a reason why the Lakers are the only team this deal was shopped to (other than Adam Silver wants the Lakers to be relevant again).

 

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SIL's friend's husband works in ticket sales for the Mavs and is already getting flooded with emails of people wanting to cancel their season tickets. 

Welp I'm out. There's no way I can pay attention to the Mavs anymore.  This is indefensible. 

Luka can sign a 2 year extension with the Lakers that will take him to his 10 year window. He can then sign a 140% salary increase. He can get the money, it’s just going to be delayed over what he could have gotten from the Mavs.

He didn’t deserve this after bringing the team back from the pits.

Any word on if there are hores and fine dining in Los Angeles that may distract from his conditioning?

21 minutes ago, mdmost said:

actually have to pay players to have a competitive and therefore profitable franchise

Mavs fans ≠ Cowboys fans. It will be sit wherever you want night in no time 

3 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

Luka can sign a 2 year extension with the Lakers that will take him to his 10 year window. He can then sign a 140% salary increase. He can get the money, it’s just going to be delayed over what he could have gotten from the Mavs.

He didn’t deserve this after bringing the team back from the pits.

He didn't deserve this.  He was working on a 5 year extension with the Mavericks.  He wanted to be here.

2 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

He didn't deserve this.  He was working on a 5 year extension with the Mavericks.  He wanted to be here.

Maybe he’ll return?  California isn’t for everyone.  

Mavs move to Vegas. Cuban buys another team and brings them to Dallas...

The number of people online blaming Cuban for this, not knowing that he is not involved in the day-to-day or decision-making is ridiculous.

If Cuban were in control, you would have had to pry Luka from his cold dead hands.

Cuban got in bed with leopards. No surprise they ate his face.

Did the Adelsteins see Luka at a pro-Palestinian march or something?

5 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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Spurs own the Mavs pick swap in 2030. 

Did they move April Fools to Groundhog Day?

I'm glad I stopped giving AF about the Mavs and NBA 20 years ago. Cuban has been a shitty owner forever. He got lucky a time or two, but he sucks royally.

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12 minutes ago, Stringer said:

Did the Adelsteins see Luka at a pro-Palestinian march or something?

These jokes would make more sense if Kyrie wasn’t there. 

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

is jerry jones running the mavs ??

we're going to levy tariffs on the lakers

it's a cunning plan

None of this makes any fucking sense. He’s either severely injured with no hope of regaining any semblance of his past self, or he told the Mavs he wasn’t signing the extension and that his preferred destination is the Lakers and they’re protecting him from the media onslaught, which they would have no reason to do.

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9 hours ago, Lonestar88 said:

This is the worst trade in the history of sports.

That was the Vikings end of the Herschel Walker trade...which is what this should have been for the Lakers.

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Either Luka said he wouldn't sign the Supermax (unlikely) or the Adelson fucks are too cheap to pay the Supermax (more likely). Sure, you're a cheap fucking billionaire with more money than God who decided you wanted to add sports franchises to your portfolio but didn't realize you actually have to pay players to have a competitive and therefore profitable franchise? I have never been more against legalized gambling in the state of Texas than I am today.  

This isn’t CR bc I don’t care who you give it to.  But the cunt donated 100M to a politician recently, yet won’t pay the cornerstone of the franchise she just fucking bought.  What a genuine POS human. 

52 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Any word on if there are hores and fine dining in Los Angeles that may distract from his conditioning?

Dirt or mucus, phlegm?

 

or Whores?

17 minutes ago, DougO said:

Did they move April Fools to Groundhog Day?

I'm glad I stopped giving AF about the Mavs and NBA 20 years ago. Cuban has been a shitty owner forever. He got lucky a time or two, but he sucks royally.

Well, at least nobody can deny you stopped paying attention…

17 minutes ago, DougO said:

Did they move April Fools to Groundhog Day?

I'm glad I stopped giving AF about the Mavs and NBA 20 years ago. Cuban has been a shitty owner forever. He got lucky a time or two, but he sucks royally.

Jesus christ why did I not have you on ignore before this?

16 minutes ago, DougO said:

Did they move April Fools to Groundhog Day?

I'm glad I stopped giving AF about the Mavs and NBA 20 years ago. Cuban has been a shitty owner forever. He got lucky a time or two, but he sucks royally.

 

Just a refresher; Cuban ceded all control of the Mavericks a year ago.  He had nothing to do with this.

 

 

And to everyone who believes this mavericks team will play better than the one with Luka, 90% of nba games are won down the stretch with clutch shots by superstars. And guess what? There are only about 4-5 teams that have that type of superstar who can do it. The Mavs until last night were one. They will never sniff the finals ever again during our lifetime. 

Anything that can be done to make the Mavs shitty again is fine with me. Luka is a one way player. The Lakers aren’t winning shit and that is also fine with me. 

6 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Just a refresher; Cuban ceded all control of the Mavericks a year ago.  He had nothing to do with this.

 

 

 

OK, cool, thanks.

I guess the Cuban is holding the new guy's beer.

 

Does Cuban have a non-disparagement in the sale agreement?  Waiting for him to weigh in.  
 

Adelsons likely going all America First, I guess, given Kleber in the trade, too. 
 

<ducks>

Welp, the Mavs have become one of the teams that won't pay good or better players. Get drafted, become a good player, near the payday and get traded. 

 

Anything that can be done to make the Mavs shitty again is fine with me. Luka is a one way player. The Lakers aren’t winning shit and that is also fine with me. 

Luka was just in the finals. He can carry a slightly above average team.

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