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Just now, Willfully Horn said:

He supports starving children and the elderly. He has always been Putin’s bunglicker.

The CR is filled with lunatics like this. 

 

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That they don't understand basic science and epi concepts is so far down the fn road. 

Oh, and I don’t have to vote for death, and blood. This admin has already delivered plenty and promises to deliver more.
Current estimated deaths due just to the indiscriminate destruction of USAID:
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Even if you want to quibble with the numbers, it is undeniable that thousands of people who would otherwise be alive are now dead because of DOGE’s actions, which didn’t discriminate between programs, or actually LOOK for “waste, fraud, and abuse” when taking a flame thrower to them.
So, we’re getting plenty of death. But there’s a difference between you and me. I call for suffering as hyperbole, making the point that maybe if people felt the pain they are rooting for, they would no longer support it.
You, on the other hand, actually support it. Your supporting DOGE and what it has actually done speak loudly. As loudly as 150k dead and counting.
You have the nerve to lecture me for suggesting a hypothetical death as you cheer 150k actual deaths. Perfection.

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Let's examine one of the contentions, that interoperability of systems from different departments would be a good thing.

Yes, yes it would.

Does anyone really think no one has ever thought of that before?  The reason it hasn't been done is cost.

All of this shit Elmo is tearing down is going to require building back up, and that's going to cost a shit-ton of money.

Here is a 40 minute video, with Fox tossing softballs, asking zero tough questions and letting him puke out platitudes with no substance.  tELl mE WhAt you diSagREe with!!!!

Why don’t you people want a longer recess!   TDS!!

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Let's examine one of the contentions, that interoperability of systems from different departments would be a good thing.

Yes, yes it would.

Does anyone really think no one has ever thought of that before?  The reason it hasn't been done is cost.

All of this shit Elmo is tearing down is going to require building back up, and that's going to cost a shit-ton of money.

As someone with maybe just a little insight into data models as they relate to different health care IT infrastructures, this is a huge area for optimization. It's frankly amazing the just total politically oriented push back on the shit that we all know is waste and potential fraud and abuse. 

Don’t worry, after move fast and break things we’ll get MVP for government services.  Look up “minimum viable product” and that’s their target.

I support reducing redundancy in government bureaucracy and the updating and enhanced interoperability of government IT healthcare and beneficiary systems. It was not too long removed that the pre-ledge poster known as brisketexan would have supported the same.   

That’s a great idea. “Big Balls” isn’t the guy to spearhead that.
As someone with maybe just a little insight into data models as they relate to different health care IT infrastructures, this is a huge area for optimization. It's frankly amazing the just total politically oriented push back on the shit that we all know is waste and potential fraud and abuse. 

Cool. He really makes the trains run on time.
What about…literally all the other shit he’s actually done (noting that pretty much all he’s done on the data front is break shit before having replacements to implement)?
And as always…don’t forget the body count. DOGE has ended more human lives faster than every neocon air strike of the past 30+ years. Don’t forget those.
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How about we just tax billionaires more instead of paying them to blow up rockets and fuck up shit instead of giving them a half century of ever increasing tax cuts and subsidies? 

Maybe just as a beta test. 

You know, see how that works out, if for nothing else than for some variety.

 

Let's examine one of the contentions, that interoperability of systems from different departments would be a good thing.
Yes, yes it would.
Does anyone really think no one has ever thought of that before?  The reason it hasn't been done is cost.
All of this shit Elmo is tearing down is going to require building back up, and that's going to cost a shit-ton of money.

This. And who built this shit. Not gov developers

Deloitte, Accenture etc. but but gov inefficiencies
13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Cool. He really makes the trains run on time.

LOL. Clown shit. Does this type of nonsense really work for you in your litigation experience. Must be a really simple job. 

In reality I don't think that your legal practice nor your juries are that simple. But willing to flex on the latter cause people. 

17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And as always…don’t forget the body count. DOGE has ended more human lives faster than every neocon air strike of the past 30+ years. Don’t forget those.

You are totally divorced from reality. And just putting it out there for all to assess in very simple and straightforward terms. Your ledge is fn weird man. 

You are totally divorced from reality. And just putting it out there for all to assess in very simple and straightforward terms. Your ledge is fn weird man. 

Your ability to dissemble and avoid clear-as-day truths is limitless…yet still unimpressive. It’s just tired and boring.
DOGE has indisputably racked up a significant human body count. Real things, real actions with real, non-theoretical effects - I cited a source, and while there’s surely room to argue about the accuracy of the number, there’s no debate that there IS a number, and it’s significant. Real people who are now real dead. Not platitudes in a spoon-fed video of meaningless words. What do you think of what DOGE has actually done? - account for the stacks of dead humans in your answer.
That I have asked the question at least 4 times, and you repeatedly fail to answer…well, when a jury sees that, they know what your answer is. It’s not a new technique. You think you’re fooling someone, which is pretty embarrassing for you.
32 minutes ago, C-Man said:


That’s a great idea. “Big Balls” isn’t the guy to spearhead that.

There will always be a reason to whine about dialing down any reduction in government spending. Always. And lots of sob stories. Some reasonable and some not so much so. Suck it up guys. We are on an untenable financial path as a country. We either take the lumps now or take them later. I think the latter involves far greater risk.  

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What do you think of what DOGE has actually done?

What does Aryanastan think?

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5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

DOGE has indisputably racked up a significant human body count.

You are totally unhinged. 

There will always be a reason to whine about dialing down any reduction in government spending. Always. And lots of sob stories. Some reasonable and some not so much so. Suck it up guys. We are on an untenable financial path as a country. We either take the lumps now or take them later. I think the latter involves far greater risk.  

All, we need to cut Ana’s household budget. He’s spending himself into the poorhouse. Now, we COULD look at specific spending, and make thoughtful cuts, or we could just burn his house down. That place is a cash-sink, what with the maintenance, utilities, and whatnot. Clearly, burning down his house is the way to go. And if you say “Brisket, at least let him get his family out first,” I’ll tell you that pussy libtard talk like that is what’s put Ana in this mess in the first place. Light it up, and save Ana!
You are totally unhinged. 

I cited a source. I didn’t make it up. It’s not disputed by anyone sane (that there is a body count).

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Lots of people and sources have quantified the specific impact of various programs: malaria prevention, infant nutrition, etc etc. There’s no argument that people - and not just a handful - have died.

@Anastasis You're quickly losing some of the goodwill you earned when you personally reached out to offer comfort, understanding, and knowledge as my dad lay dying of Covid in a small-town hospital while my PA sister, who dropped everything at her practice in Denver, was desperately trying different means of treatment for my mom's recovery at home, who was also in a bad way with Covid while my sister was living in my parents' RV next to the house for a month, putting on her special hospital spacesuit each time she entered the house. In that moment, you patiently explained what you thought was best at that time, which I continue to greatly appreciate to this day.

Back then, you showed empathy, kindness, and humanity.

The stuff you're saying right now is just fucking callous, ignoring all the deleterious effects that are ruining the lives of hundreds of thousands of people, both here in the US and abroad. At the time, a little over four years ago, you flipped a switch for a little while, turning on your education and training, but now, you've turned that switch off and let your individual ideology overtake the humanity you once showed me. I know you still have that setting switched on when you correctly criticize what the Israelis were (are) doing to the Palestinians. 

That empathy stuff is a good thing. It shows you're not a sociopath...unless you're really good at faking it and have totally fooled me.

It's okay that we all don't believe the exact same stuff, and I'm going to still disagree with a lot of shit you say, but what's most bothersome is the touch of malignant glee that lingers around some of your latest posts. I mean, you came across as a burn-it-all-down guy for a while during the first four years of this jackass, but I think you actually kind of mean this shit now, disregarding any internal emotional guardrails you'd developed to cope in life to get along.

You're genuinely coming across as a belligerent -- someone who seeks joy from the suffering of others.

And what makes this all the worse is that you're digging in on your habit of just not communicating in a straightforward way, as if you want to make people divine your intent. I just have got to say, that shit is some veritably manipulative behavior. You're not the Oracle of Delphi.

Why can't you be a normal guy again, identifying specific problems you see, exploring ideas, explaining your viewpoint, not being cagey, and offering up what you think are good solutions to your grievances without causing harm to other humans?

None of the above is meant as an insult; I'd just like to fucking understand.

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


All, we need to cut Ana’s household budget. He’s spending himself into the poorhouse. Now, we COULD look at specific spending, and make thoughtful cuts, or we could just burn his house down. That place is a cash-sink, what with the maintenance, utilities, and whatnot. Clearly, burning down his house is the way to go. And if you say “Brisket, at least let him get his family out first,” I’ll tell you that pussy libtard talk like that is what’s put Ana in this mess in the first place. Light it up, and save Ana!

Straight up we are trying to reduce the monthly nut over here. No one is talking about burning down the house, but everyone needs to lean up. And maybe we are ultimately more risk on. I got reasonable backstops, but not at the same level as the US Gov. 

 

7 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

You are totally unhinged. 

Yeah, that ,5% of annual budget savings from gutting USAID is totally worth the loss of life and soft power that comes with it. 

The sin of empathy, am I right? 

14 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

There will always be a reason to whine about dialing down any reduction in government spending. Always. And lots of sob stories. Some reasonable and some not so much so. Suck it up guys. We are on an untenable financial path as a country. We either take the lumps now or take them later. I think the latter involves far greater risk.  

Again with this stupid fucking sentiment. "We need to break it down and build something better in its place. It won't always be perfect, but it has to be done."

Cool. Let's trust the most self-serving narcissist ever, who destroys and bankrupts everything he touches, and the richest man in the world, who has made billions off the back of government subsidies and government contracts. And Big Balls. It's going to work out great for all of us. Because reasons.

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2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

@Anastasis You're quickly losing some of the goodwill you earned when you personally reached out to offer comfort, understanding, and knowledge as my dad lay dying of Covid in a small-town hospital while my PA sister, who dropped everything at her practice in Denver, was desperately trying different means of treatment for my mom's recovery at home, who was also in a bad way with Covid while my sister was living in my parents' RV next to the house for a month, putting on her special hospital spacesuit each time she entered the house. In that moment, you patiently explained what you thought was best at that time, which I continue to greatly appreciate to this day.

Same person here bolverk. 

An honest assessment of this boards temp would reveal that it is not me that has driven the change in tone. 

btw bolverk, that outreach was as sincere today as it was back then. 

Dont get CR broke brained. 

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Same person here bolverk. 

An honest assessment of this boards temp would reveal that it is not me that has driven the change in tone. 

I'm not going to deny that we're all pissed. Why aren't you? 

Straight up we are trying to reduce the monthly nut over here. No one is talking about burning down the house, but everyone needs to lean up. And maybe we are ultimately more risk on. I got reasonable backstops, but not at the same level as the US Gov. 
 

Cool. You do that by leaning up. You don’t do it with flamethrowers. I’ve cut a dozen budgets in my life (aside from my own household). Sometimes some hard cuts that hurt to make, and left people/needs wanting. Institutions survived and continued due to our work - which is not unique, we ran a drill that has been run countless times.
Never once did we take a flamethrower to things. Which kept us from slashing things that had low cost, high reward (or high consequence if you cut them).
Nothing like that is happened with DOGE. Nothing.
Instead, it’s almost all chaotic destruction at the hands of literal sociopaths. And yes, thousands of people are now dead, more dying every day. To save .000000001% of our spending. It’s insane. Oh, and when you realize that the suffering is seen as a PLUS by these people…well, that’s the cherry on top.
Just now, bolverk said:

I'm not going to deny that we're all pissed. Why aren't you? 

I've been pissed for a long time. Why haven't you?

 

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Cool. You do that by leaning up. You don’t do it with flamethrowers. I’ve cut a dozen budgets in my life (aside from my own household). Sometimes some hard cuts that hurt to make, and left people/needs wanting. Institutions survived and continued due to our work - which is not unique, we ran a drill that has been run countless times.
Never once did we take a flamethrower to things. Which kept us from slashing things that had low cost, high reward (or high consequence if you cut them).
Nothing like that is happened with DOGE. Nothing.
Instead, it’s almost all chaotic destruction at the hands of literal sociopaths. And yes, thousands of people are now dead, more dying every day. To save .000000001% of our spending. It’s insane. Oh, and when you realize that the suffering is seen as a PLUS by these people…well, that’s the cherry on top.

Just empty and hyperbolic rhetoric brisket. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

I've been pissed for a long time. Why haven't you?

 

I've been pissed about the state of things for 35 years, watching one of the two major parties slowly, but inevitably, fall into a party of hate and self-destruction.

Cross posting, but it ought be posted here, too.

Here’s Warren Buffet’s quote:

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Buffett also shared just how much Berkshire Hathaway contributes to the federal government, revealing an astonishing figure: "We sent in over $5 billion to the US federal government last year. If 800 other companies had done the same thing, no other person in the United States would have had to pay a dime of federal taxes—no income taxes, no Social Security taxes, no estate taxes."

Here’s a link to the video.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/news/warren-buffett-paid-5-billion-in-taxes-and-says-if-800-other-companies-paid-their-share-no-one-else-would-have-to-pay-a-dime/vi-AA1zQyuf#details

 

But, yeah, sociopathic narcissists are sanguine about an estimated three million deaths, in one year, worldwide, to avoid folks paying their fair share of taxes.

 

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Just now, bolverk said:

I've been pissed about the state of things for 35 years, watching one of the two major parties slowly, but inevitably, fall into a party of hate and self-destruction.

I am with you pretty much. Just sprinkle a little #bothsides. 

19 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Suck it up guys. We are on an untenable financial path as a country.

I'll take your non-response to taxing Billionaires to say, 50 Millionaires as something you're opposed to.

Explain why that is. 

Just now, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I'll take your non-response to taxing Billionaires to say, 50 Millionaires as something you're opposed to.

Explain why that is. 

Smoke more weed turtle. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Smoke more weed turtle. 


You are the worst poster in the history of Hornfans/Shaggy/Surly. So congratulations. 
 

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You motherfuckers need to stop

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4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Just empty and hyperbolic rhetoric brisket. 

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Just now, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I would if I could but I live in the world of your choosing. Non answer, as usual, noted. 

In my world glass pipes and gun safes are tax deductible. 

How about we just tax billionaires more instead of paying them to blow up rockets and fuck up shit instead of giving them a half century of ever increasing tax cuts and subsidies?
 


Boom. Make the stupid rich pay the same taxes we pay and then we can start talking.
Just empty and hyperbolic rhetoric brisket. 

Wait…what I posted, which is how things actually work…is “hyperbolic rhetoric.” But a 40 min puff piece video of Elon’s crew spewing platitudes that have little relation to what they’ve actually done is…our path to salvation?
Perfection.
2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Boom. Make the stupid rich pay the same taxes we pay and then we can start talking.

Is this a flat tax argument? Seems like 15% across the board gets us there. 

Just now, Brisketexan said:


Wait…what I posted, which is how things actually work…is “hyperbolic rhetoric.” But a 40 min puff piece video of Elon’s crew spewing platitudes that have little relation to what they’ve actually done is…our path to salvation?
Perfection.

God help us all if brisket is dropping lectures on how things actually work. 

Is this a flat tax argument? Seems like 15% across the board gets us there. 

Whatever you want to call it. I’m just guessing that I pay a greater percentage of what I earn in federal income taxes than Leon, Bezos and the rest of them. That should get rectified.
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Since my high school years, I've seen the shitty consequences of:

  • A stupid War on Gays. The older boyfriend of a good gay friend of mine commit suicide by pointing a pistol at his chest and firing, rather than have to face AIDS, while Good Ol' Ronnie pretended the AIDS quilt wasn't spread across the National Mall.
  • A stupid fucking War on Drugs.
  • A stupid fucking War on Welfare Queens.
  • A stupid fucking War on Terror.
  • Stupid fucking invasions to further our addiction to Middle Eastern oil.
  • Stupid fucking support for a small Apartheid nation-state oppress an entire people based solely on Biblical passages from 2,000 years ago.
  • Stupid fucking denial of Global Warming.
  • Stupid fucking tax cuts for billionaires.
  • Stupid fucking attack on people coming to this country to better their lives.
  • Stupid fucking court rulings allowing billionaires to buy our government.

Now, we get to see the stupid fucking consequences of putting a torch to everything.

Do you want me to go on? Everything I've seen since I started paying to all this shit around 1990 has been a prolonged four-decade mental health crisis among conservatives.

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

In my world glass pipes and gun safes are tax deductible. 

You may think that, but you promote fascism. You promote hierarchy. You defend it. You parade a political fantasy you know will never have to answer to the way the things are as if it's some clever trick and wipe your hands of any responsibility. It's as disgusting as it is tired. 

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