February 3Feb 3 Thread for discussion of invasion of Canada. Do we go immediately for Greenland or focus on securing the maple leaf distilleries and oil sands? https://www.historyextra.com/period/20th-century/war-plan-red-secret-invasion/
February 3Feb 3 And to think my money was on Turkey and Greece for the most likely NATO members to go to war against each other.
February 3Feb 3 Believe I read some time ago that 90% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the (current) US border. Probably wouldn’t take too long to get on top of that. It’d be like going into Wisconsin.
February 3Feb 3 1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said: Believe I read some time ago that 90% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the (current) US border. Probably wouldn’t take too long to get on top of that. It’d be like going into Wisconsin. Those are duty stations. They're manning the wall.
February 3Feb 3 5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: Believe I read some time ago that 90% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the (current) US border. Probably wouldn’t take too long to get on top of that. It’d be like going into Wisconsin. I got my ass kicked in Wisconsin.
February 3Feb 3 5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: It’d be like going into Wisconsin. I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once, forget it!
February 3Feb 3 9 minutes ago, BonzoMontreaux said: I got my ass kicked in Wisconsin. 8 minutes ago, South Austin said: I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once, forget it! Note to self. Stay out of Wisconsin. Or join the pushups thread before going.
February 3Feb 3 1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said: Note to self. Stay out of Wisconsin. Or join the pushups thread before going.
February 3Feb 3 13 minutes ago, BonzoMontreaux said: I got my ass kicked in Wisconsin. Imdb is your friend, clown.
February 3Feb 3 3 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said: Ahhh, right. I didn't catch the reference. Legit thought two Surly posters had received cheese-curd eatin' beatdowns.
February 3Feb 3 13 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said: Ahhh, right. I didn't catch the reference. Legit thought two Surly posters had received cheese-curd eatin' beatdowns. Considering the company, that's a fair guess.
February 3Feb 3 43 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said: And to think my money was on Turkey and Greece for the most likely NATO members to go to war against each other. Holland vs Denmark.
February 3Feb 3 49 minutes ago, Iceman said: Hockey matters… We've already kicked the shit out them in the last 2 World Junior championships; that's honestly about the worst thing we can do to Canada.
February 3Feb 3 17 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said: Holland vs Denmark. Spain Portugal. Eventually one of those two will appoint another dictator who wants to control the red wine and ugly british tourist market.
February 3Feb 3 1 hour ago, mdmost said: Maple Leaf Rising? DIE Maple Leaf! You're the worst leaves on Erf!
February 3Feb 3 Popular Post 12 minutes ago, Helobious said: An easy 75% would welcome us if we invaded and took over. I say we do it. Tell me you don't know a single fucking Canadian without telling me you don't know a single fucking Canadian.
February 3Feb 3 Popular Post 33 minutes ago, Helobious said: An easy 75% would welcome us if we invaded and took over. You're known for saying a lot of unfathomably stupid shit. This one is way up there on the list.
February 3Feb 3 2 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said: Those are duty stations. They're manning the wall. We need to be careful. There is an excellent chance that the Canadian Mounted Police will strike in the dead of winter - when the rivers are frozen over - and will disguise themselves with American hockey jerseys to enter our houses at night (after politely knocking) and then fill up our breath holes with moss and mud while we sleep.
February 3Feb 3 1 hour ago, Helobious said: An easy 75% would welcome us if we invaded and took over. I say we do it. if a post could be described simply by an image.
February 3Feb 3 1 hour ago, Helobious said: An easy 75% would welcome us if we invaded and took over. I say we do it. Just stop saying stupid shit. https://today.yougov.com/politics/articles/51505-most-canadians-many-americans-oppose-canada-joining-us
February 3Feb 3 1 hour ago, Helobious said: An easy 7.5% would welcome us if we invaded and took over. I say we do it. FIFY
February 3Feb 3 We were given explicit and angry instructions, including questioning our ability to understand English and a screengrab from a dictionary, that we are NOT to discuss threatened invasions or even just the broader topic of foreign relations in DT. You guys are gonna get into some big, big trouble.
February 3Feb 3 53 minutes ago, Gatorubet said: We need to be careful. There is an excellent chance that the Canadian Mounted Police will strike in the dead of winter - when the rivers are frozen over - and will disguise themselves with American hockey jerseys to enter our houses at night (after politely knocking) and then fill up our breath holes with moss and mud while we sleep.
February 3Feb 3 3 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said: Those are duty stations. They're manning the wall.
February 3Feb 3 1 hour ago, Gatorubet said: We need to be careful. There is an excellent chance that the Canadian Mounted Police will strike in the dead of winter - when the rivers are frozen over - and will disguise themselves with American hockey jerseys to enter our houses at night (after politely knocking) and then fill up our breath holes with moss and mud while we sleep.
February 3Feb 3 Helo might be the dumbest person in the United States, that isn’t currently potus. Edited February 3Feb 3 by Pato del Muerto
February 3Feb 3 3 hours ago, HenryJames said: President X and Orange ^^ Edited February 3Feb 3 by B00M
February 4Feb 4 2 hours ago, Helobious said: An easy 75% would welcome us if we invaded and took over. I say we do it. Just like Nicklback predicted!
February 4Feb 4 3 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said: Tell me you don't know a single fucking Canadian without telling me you don't know a single fucking Canadian. I guess that's why polls showed 60% of canucks supporting Harris over Rump. This whole Canada as a state thing is what tells me that the GOP has no plans for any further elections because adding Canada would swing both the House and the Senate back to the Dems, and probably the Presidency as well.
February 4Feb 4 4 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said: Tell me you don't know a single fucking Canadian without telling me you don't know a single fucking Canadian. So I was under the impression virtually all of Canada was pretty conservative and in favor of American annexation. If you’ve seen the Nelk Boys, they’re an extremely popular group of gen z influencers that are hardcore trump supporters. But after getting called out today I did some digging, and it looks like much of Canada wouldn’t be as welcoming to a US takeover as you would think. It’s hard to imagine it coming to fruition now
February 4Feb 4 Popular Post 5 minutes ago, Helobious said: So I was under the impression virtually all of Canada was pretty conservative and in favor of American annexation. If you’ve seen the Nelk Boys, they’re an extremely popular group of gen z influencers that are hardcore trump supporters. But after getting called out today I did some digging, and it looks like much of Canada wouldn’t be as welcoming to a US takeover as you would think. It’s hard to imagine it coming to fruition now This is what happens when you uncritically get information from social media.
February 4Feb 4 I stole this from a LinkedIn, and figured this was as good a place as any to drop it. This is the backside of the jokingly proposed addition to Mount Rushmore
February 4Feb 4 8 minutes ago, Helobious said: So I was under the impression virtually all of Canada was pretty conservative Even if that part was true, why would you think that would translate at all into wanting to be annexed by a foreign nation?
February 4Feb 4 5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said: This is what happens when you uncritically get information from social media. They just reinforced what I already thought of in my head though. I’ve never been to Canada or met anyone from there. I know they have the urban hub of Toronto, but when you think of the rest of it you think rugged outdoors, people tapping trees for syrup, hockey fanatics, etc. Not progressivism. And I imagine they love America and American stuff.
February 4Feb 4 3 minutes ago, Helobious said: They just reinforced what I already thought of in my head though. I’ve never been to Canada or met anyone from there. I know they have the urban hub of Toronto, but when you think of the rest of it you think rugged outdoors, people tapping trees for syrup, hockey fanatics, etc. Not progressivism. And I imagine they love America and American stuff. That's why they have free healthcare, because they're all Trump supporters.
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