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The boys have come home from West Palm. Let's get this going, fellas. This is gonna be a fun ride. 

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  • Bregs is going Crawford Boxes right here.

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    Two Diamond Club tickets available for the Sunday night game.  Free.  Need to pick them up from me in 77027. Rules: Poster must be a big contributor to this thread/last years shag thread.  No gue

Finally, the OFFICIAL thread!

my anus is ready

Best opening day roster in Astros history is about to take the field. 

Fuck yeah can’t wait! I know 3 games in and I’m gonna hear the same stupid question from my wife....”are the astros playing again tonight? How many games do they play?”

Yes, it’s 162 and you can go away now. 

Good job on the thread title. 

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Sliding up in this bitch like World motherfucking Champion

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Can you add World Champion to the thread title? I want the fucking Ranger fans and heblewious to see it every time they get on the baseball board

Come and Take It

#Twoston

Let’s do this. 

If anyone wants 2 tickets to the exhibition games, PM me. 

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36 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Can you add World Champion to the thread title? I want the fucking Ranger fans and heblewious to see it every time they get on the baseball board

Sorry - no can do. While it’s fun to rub their noses in it, the baseball gods would not look kindly upon a break from last year’s thread title. 

Also:

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Shitty thing is now utgrad can name change and post here.  

Positive is we should be able to point him out by the 4th inning of game 1 though

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game watch party at Great Heights Thursday. Free hotdogs and peanuts. 

1 hour ago, Planet Houston said:

Sorry - no can do. While it’s fun to rub their noses in it, the baseball gods would not look kindly upon a break from last year’s thread title. 

Also:

 

Thank you for that--that was the biggest offender with the other created thread.  You do not fuck with karma in baseball. 

34 minutes ago, PhatAtUT said:

goddamn you

Was hoping that'd get left at Shaggy

I, for one, am a fan of the vagina licking boy, who's likely from Pasadena

2 hours ago, Cosimo de' Medici said:

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I could do without this kid. What pisses me off more is you didn’t hit exit before taking the damn pic. 

5 minutes ago, Red Sundance said:

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Need to order this shirt. I know someone posted the link on TOB. Anyone ordered one yet? How's the fit?

 Last year the stress of anticipation was palpable. This year I can just enjoy the ride. 

"Earn It" last year and "Never Settle" this year.

We've come a long way from 2012's "We Are Your Houston Astros," which only guaranteed that, contrary to appearances, the team hadn't been secretly replaced by an amateur senior league baseball team from Pakistan the year before.

Remember THE WORST PLAY EVER? (Video won't embed but do you really need to see it again?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMh1Zp8ETPc&feature=youtu.be

Anywho, those dark years just make the wine that much sweeter.

Who is pitching tonight?  I haven't been able to find it on the internets.  My FIL is a Brewers' fan and we bet on the game.  If I lose I have to make him a brisket and if I win I have to make him a brisket.

4 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Who is pitching tonight?  I haven't been able to find it on the internets.  My FIL is a Brewers' fan and we bet on the game.  If I lose I have to make him a brisket and if I win I have to make him a brisket.

Betting on spring training....that's dedication to gambling

It was his idea.  I am pretty sure he just wants me to make a brisket.

26 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Need to order this shirt. I know someone posted the link on TOB. Anyone ordered one yet? How's the fit?

I have a bunch of their shirts. They aren’t full shmedium but have a fairly tight fit. Usually wear L but ordered XL for the first couple now I order L. Wear a 42L suit I’m about 5’11 180 if that helps. 

6 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Who is pitching tonight?  I haven't been able to find it on the internets.  My FIL is a Brewers' fan and we bet on the game.  If I lose I have to make him a brisket and if I win I have to make him a brisket.

LMJ

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26 minutes ago, Felix said:

 Last year the stress of anticipation was palpable. This year I can just enjoy the ride. 

Just wait until October...it'll be just as stressful as last year!

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