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#8052
6 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:


He’s starting Sunday against Cole in a grudge match.

So you’re saying the greatest righthander in history can’t pitch an inning of relief and come back two days later with a perfecto? Overrated. 

#8057

This staff is absurd.

Keuchel's on a 3.39 ERA and if the playoffs started today he'd probably be a Game 4 starter and Game 7 reliever.

Pretty sure we're still the favorite to win the whole...  fuckin'...  thing...

#8060

Watching the Indians Bullpen these last two games makes me feel like our bullpen wasn't so bad (in the playoffs) last year.

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#8062
7 hours ago, TonyTexas said:


He’s starting Sunday against Cole in a grudge match.

I feel like that should be some sort of WWE match, like a hell in a cell, rage in a cage, painus in the anus, type of showdown. 

 

#8064

Team is playing better.  Cleveland's pen used to be so dominant.  Went from sugar to shit in two seconds, as my Masshole friend used to say.

#8065

Didn’t get to watch the onslaught last night but sooo good to see the offense do what it did so many times last year: just absolutely punishing bullpens...and doing it in a hurry (and it seemingly started Memorial Day weekend last year with that trip to Minnesota)

#8066
3 hours ago, Mez2 said:

I feel like that should be some sort of WWE match, like a hell in a cell, rage in a cage, painus in the anus, type of showdown. 

 

Make both pitchers bat DH on Sunday.

That's the only thing left to do...

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#8067

@jazayerli 

Through 52 games, the Houston Astros have scored 96% more runs (255) than they have allowed (130).

That is the greatest run ratio by a major league team at the 52-game mark since the 1905 New York Giants.

#8068
9 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

@jazayerli 

Through 52 games, the Houston Astros have scored 96% more runs (255) than they have allowed (130).

That is the greatest run ratio by a major league team at the 52-game mark since the 1905 New York Giants.

Imagine if we’d actually been hitting halfway decent every night. 

#8070

Astros players channeling their inner Wes Welker...

 

Taking those comments into account, the Astros showed just how "special" they are as a team Thursday.

To prove it, Houston mandated every single player insert the word "special" into any answer they had for reporters after a 8-2 win over the Indians, where Clevinger allowed five runs in 5 1/3 innings.

Setting the perfect example was the normally reserved Charlie Morton who won his 10th straight decision dating back to last season Thursday.

"It was an absolute team win," said Morton. "It's pretty fun to be a part of this special team."

 

Edited by slorch

#8072

In 5 games, the Astros have outscored the Tribe 30-11, so their run margin jumps 50% better than when the Astros play the rest of the League.

 

Cleveland...don't you ever stop being you.

#8073
Astros players channeling their inner Wes Welker...
 

Taking those comments into account, the Astros showed just how "special" they are as a team Thursday.

To prove it, Houston mandated every single player insert the word "special" into any answer they had for reporters after a 8-2 win over the Indians, where Clevinger allowed five runs in 5 1/3 innings.

Setting the perfect example was the normally reserved Charlie Morton who won his 10th straight decision dating back to last season Thursday.

"It was an absolute team win," said Morton. "It's pretty fun to be a part of this special team."

 


God damn you Slorch! You fucking asshole! Everything’s a fucking travesty with you man. And what the fuck was all that shit about Tech? What the FUCK has anything got to do with Tech? What the fuck are you talking about?
#8074

It is absolutely relevant, with regard to "loaded" interview answers.  It also has ZERO to do with Texas Tech, other than that being Wes' alma mater.

Sensitive much?  Why not just fucking laugh?  Are you special like Clevenger?

 

Regarding Rex Ryan's foot fetish:

 

#8079
2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Lulz

Figured a strained neck would be the bigger issue.

#8084
4 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Get a retractable roof, poors. 

I'm deeply disturbed by their lack of tops dropping

#8086
5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Jesus, Barria's thrown 5 pitches and 2 of them went a mile each.

 

both of those were bombs 

 

any updates on starting time in Cleveland ?

#8092

Joe Buck calls his nether region the Didi Clitorius.

#8098

So Gattis averaged 25 HR a game early in his career?

How can people who get paid to speak about the game say shit that is so stupid?

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