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10 minutes ago, Helobious said:

 I'm feeling a split or a 3-1 Yankee series win if they catch some breaks. P.S. good luck keeping Stanton out of the Crawford boxes. 

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Sounds like we’d have better luck keeping him out of the Crawford boxes than keeping you out of his boxers. 

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Member when mr. homunculus told us the Astros had no shot in the ALDS, ALCS, and the WS?

Dude is like the branding iron of MLB. 

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Hello-bias.

Yankee troll extraordinaire...

Are you the enchilada guy, or the guy from the Harlingen who is a Yankee fan?

Or both?

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Oooh show me please. Lucky for you guys, a Yankees sweep would mean that they'd leave Houston on a 12 game winning streak, which is pretty damn impossible for a non-Indians team to do. I'm feeling a split or a 3-1 Yankee series win if they catch some breaks. P.S. good luck keeping Stanton out of the Crawford boxes. 

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I mean he does have a whopping 1 homer in 9 games at mmp so I guess he has to be due at some point right?  

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I mean he does have a whopping 1 homer in 9 games at mmp so I guess he has to be due at some point right?  

Chuck Testa 

Would love to score first, score often

Nothing makes me harder than situational hitting

How about situational balking

Damn, Yuli looked kinda Todd Frazierish on that swing

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Oooh show me please. Lucky for you guys, a Yankees sweep would mean that they'd leave Houston on a 12 game winning streak, which is pretty damn impossible for a non-Indians team to do. I'm feeling a split or a 3-1 Yankee series win if they catch some breaks. P.S. good luck keeping Stanton out of the Crawford boxes. 

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Fuck the Yankees

Bitch.

Lulz, welcome to the show, rook.  That curve buckled his knees bad.

Hopefully the Harlingen yankee fans like mr heblow don’t take over our home fan crowd like they did in LA. That was embarrassing for Angels fans.

Is there a bigger bitch than Gardner. He's not even that great of a player. 1 season with a OPS over .800, and that was in 16 games.

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Yuli is such a good hitter. The number of line drives he hits is off the charts. 

1 minute ago, Lechuza said:

Full retard.

Not really, but okay

It won't show but the at bats in this game are getting better than earlier this year

And then marwin looks at a cock shot

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

And then marwin looks at a cock shot

No shit. Strike 2 was in the wheel house and he just looked at it

Striking out with the bases loaded and one out should be a fireable offense

Goddess misses so many pitches. 

I thought he couldn't be worse than beltran as a DH but I was wrong

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