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5 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Hilarious that Houston wins game 1 and nothing is said. Yankoffs when game 2 after getting k’d 14 times by verlander and a article is written by ESPN on the front page about how amazing the Yankees are. It shouldn’t surprise me but then it kinda does.

 

i also found this very funny 

 

was the victory parade this morning ?

5 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Hilarious that Houston wins game 1 and nothing is said. Yankoffs when game 2 after getting k’d 14 times by verlander and a article is written by ESPN on the front page about how amazing the Yankees are. It shouldn’t surprise me but then it kinda does.

And the Astros broke their nine-game winning streak.  Only heard that locally.

You gotta fight

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for your right.....

 

to clo-oooose!

Damn, DK just not good this year. The first two batters he kept the ball down, then got it up for the next two. 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Damn, DK just not good this year. The first two batters he kept the ball down, then got it up for the next two. 

I've accepted the fact that this is going to be his final season as an Astro and I'm OK with that.

A lot of off season bravado from Dallas. Bad sports juju. 

6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I've accepted the fact that this is going to be his final season as an Astro and I'm OK with that.

Yup. He was the ace and carried the load when we were a bad team. He got his ring last year. Maybe package him with others in a trade latter in the year. 

4 hours ago, runthebone said:

This is Marwin's career slash line:  

.266/.317/.418

.735 OPS, 103 OPS+

 

This is who he is.  He's a superutility player and is not going to repeat 2017 again.

 

Yup. He will never match his production from 2017. He is as average as it gets.

4 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Yup. He will never match his production from 2017. He is as average as it gets.

A lot of guys had career years. That's how you win a championship.

Doing it again is hard.

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

A lot of guys had career years. That's how you win a championship.

Doing it again is hard.

Sure. And he had a great year. But having him in the lineup every day this year is going to be a problem.

I always preferred using my glove to catch line drives. 

These non hitting fuckers are so frustrating

Hurry up and get the fuck outta MMP so we can hit like non-homos.

Yes, I'm drinking

Glad to see we brought our grade A hitting game tonight. 

So all of you that have been making comments about who was getting killed by Stanton's home runs. Thanks for angering the baseball gods. 

Strikeouts or no strikeouts I wanted Stanton and would take him every day of the week. Would hit 60 playing in MMP.

7 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

I can't watch this shit any longer. 

Whatever you do, don't turn on the Rockets.

Just now, David Dennison said:

Whatever you do, don't turn on the Rockets.

Ooomph, equally horrible 

8 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

I can't watch this shit any longer. 

Don't put the Rockets on. 

14 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

So all of you that have been making comments about who was getting killed by Stanton's home runs. Thanks for angering the baseball gods. 

If you think it’s actually working, let’s try this: How many are dying in the stands after being hit by Houston homers? 

5 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

If you think it’s actually working, let’s try this: How many are dying in the stands after being hit by Houston homers? 

Is Keuchel pitching against us too?

6 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

If you think it’s actually working, let’s try this: How many are dying in the stands after being hit by Houston homers? 

Are you new at this? The baseball gods know all about reverse psychology and they don't fucking like it!

7 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Don't put the Rockets on. 

I'm watching them. They're putting up a better fight back than the Astros are. Harden cut the deficit to single digits by himself.

I'm surprised. This is actually an okay start for Keuchel. The Astros just don't want to score runs it seems.

15 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Don't put the Rockets on. 

They’re losing? Maybe I will switch over. 

5 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I'm watching them. They're putting up a better fight back than the Astros are. Harden cut the deficit to single digits by himself.

I'm surprised. This is actually an okay start for Keuchel. The Astros just don't want to score runs it seems.

Cy Young himself couldn't win with a big 0 in run support. Keuchel hasnt pitched that terribly. The bats fucking suck. 

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