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42 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

So was high school Luhnow a good dude or not?

He was kind of a nerd.  Do gooder type.  Which was the opposite of me.

Balls they hit go to the one spot we can’t get to it and balls we hit are right at guys or miss being fair by a nanometer.

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Balls they hit go to the one spot we can’t get to it and balls we hit are right at guys or miss being fair by a nanometer.

Luck has a lot to do with this game.

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Luck has a lot to do with this game.

Yep, and I think we used every bit of ours last year.

Nary a fastball to Marwin. I'm sure it will stay that way until he proves he can hit something off-speed. The glaciers all might melt in the meantime. 

Notice how a lot of the guys who've been hitting us have low BAs, and the pitchers who've been giving us fits have high ERAs? I don't get it...other than to say we're just not playing well.

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

we'll always have 2017

I'd hate to see what your posts were like in the middle of August.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

I'd hate to see what your posts were like in the middle of August.

i won't be here

Just now, mbtex said:

OMG Marisnick with a Hit

back?

and when you're going bad, those are the pitches you fucking miss. FML

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They need to get back on the road. 

They all chase the same damn pitch

Hate to agree with Blum, but we are swinging at some absolute dog shit and let pretty good pitches go right on by.

Watching this offense is like watching old people fuck.

Looking like 2005 all pitching now hitting.

I just hope this will hasten a move by the front office. Can't win the division if you score zero runs after April.

The 1906 Philadelphia Athletics and 1968 Chicago Cubs share the mark with 48 scoreless innings in a row.

Stros are now at the 27+ inning zone...  The Royals came really close last year running up to 45 innings.

5 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Verlander's not pitching

So is there ever a bad time for Kate

tell these fucks to get outta MMP and not come back until they've scored

50 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

i won't be here

Avatar definitely does NOT check out.

3 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

Avatar definitely does NOT check out.

you're kidding right? 

Perspective time!

Through 33 games in 2017:     22-11

Through 33 games in 2018:*   20-13

If we are hitting this poorly and are where we are, I am really confident about this season. The hitting will come.

* Probably

what will happen first, 3putt scoring or the astros scoring?

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