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  • Bregs is going Crawford Boxes right here.

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Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

would PH Marisnik for Marwin.  A K is better than GIDP.

Marisnik is already in the line up

Edited by mbtex

1 minute ago, mbtex said:

Marisinick is already in the line up

Well that changes things, man.  My head is in the same place as the Astro bats apparently.

Edited by Fudge Nuggets

we got a run last batter. we got another run this batter. that's two in a row. if we get another run this batter that's called a scoring scoring streak. It has happened before.

 

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11 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

C'mon guys.  Get the breakthrough here...

Yes sir!!!

Should have kept Kemp could not have been worse than Fisher

Nice work Devo

Edited by mbtex

The Astros do well when I talk shit. I feel I have a civic duty to talk shit going forward as desperate times seek desperate measures.

Edited by Simon Honeybone

Is Harris warming up “just in case”?  Because Devo better be going back out for the 9th.

And nice shot Showrea!!!

Rumors of our offensive demise might have been exaggerated, but they sure seemed true at the time. Let this be the start of something glorious.

 

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Rumors of our offensive demise might have been exaggerated, but they sure seemed true at the time. Let this be the start of something glorious.

let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet

3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Hit the window!

hit the wall?

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Rumors of our offensive demise might have been exaggerated, but they sure seemed true at the time. Let this be the start of something glorious.

I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with great resolve.

- Isoroku Yamamoto

        - Aaron Boone

 

Is ESPN going to write a front page article letting the world know the Astros should be feared now? Asking for a friend?

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Is ESPN going to write a front page article letting the world know the Astros should be feared now? Asking for a friend?

More like, "Is Chad Green Injured Again?"

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

More like, "Is Chad Green Injured Again?"

Pretty sure his pussy is real sore now.

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