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aren't they using that extra inning one in the minors or something?

I think they’re doing it in some instructional league.
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If Kate Upton was your wife...

 

would you ever pitch on a full day’s rest?

3 minutes ago, slorch said:

If Kate Upton was your wife...

 

would you ever pitch on a full day’s rest?

 

 

Settle down Slorch its not we're talking about Angie Varona  here

When's beltre gonna retire?

Verlander looks like he running out of steam.  Hope he can get out of this.

Time to nut up JV, get outta here and let sipp take it from here

Back foot slider here, plz

Just now, Mez2 said:

When's beltre gonna retire?

Only current Ranger that I like.

 

That was badass when they posted the Opening Day starts for each player.

 

18 for Beltre.

 

Altuve only has 7.  Damn.

had utgrad97 made it over here yet? I haven’t seen him. It’s not the same without him participating in a Houston sports thread. That applies to several other posters as well.

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JV should be done, 95ish pitches shut out innings, let's see the bullpen here

Speaking of, anyone check out that other board...Last I saw British horn was doing a streaming consciousness with himself

had utgrad97 made it over here yet? I haven’t seen him. It’s not the same without him participating in a Houston sports thread. That applies to several other posters as well.

He is self-banned. And it’s glorious.
Just now, Mez2 said:

JV should be done, 95ish pitches shut out innings, let's see the bullpen here

Shaking hands with everyone so probably done for the day.

Shaking hands with everyone so probably done for the day.
Right call, especially today - JV gonna go ask Kate to send nudes
Just now, Mez2 said:
2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:
Shaking hands with everyone so probably done for the day.

Right call, especially today - JV gonna go ask Kate to send nudes

Must be nice to be 36, throw 95+, be married to Kate Upton, and coming off a world series trophy. 

Just now, Teddy Tucker said:

Must be nice to be 36, throw 95+, be married to Kate Upton, and coming off a world series trophy. 

I'm sure it is. Because it's pretty nice to be a fan of the guy who is. 

Baseball is so satisfyingly frustrating - we should be up 8-0, yet we're winning and not sure how I actually feel

had utgrad97 made it over here yet? I haven’t seen him.


We’re doing just fine without that cocksucker.


You should feel drunk
Another margarita at alma latina and I will be

Oh...

 

it will always be “The Ballpark in Arlington” to me.

I think I fuguerd out how to turn off notifications on tapatalk, to

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

Baseball is so satisfyingly frustrating - we should be up 8-0, yet we're winning and not sure how I actually feel

All good, we're about to let the peacock flygiphy.gif

Devo

C’mon brother.

 

Fuck them up!

27 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

They float a lot of stupid ideas that never see the light of day. How about the one where you start an extra inning with a runner on second base? And you get to choose who comes up to bat

 

They should also implement kickball defense in that situation, so you can get a guy out by nailing him with the ball.

Do you think everytime Choo flies out, his parents discipline him with a kendo stick?

Hey you know what's nice?  When you're walking down the street and someone says "FUCK THE ASTROS" and you can say "World Champion Astros."

Pissing me off with the split screen for the Orioles game on ESPN.I couldn’t see the ball/strike count 

Just drill Odor and move on to the next batter.

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVOOOOOOO!!!!

It's time to strut.

Filthy Dragon...

1 minute ago, slorch said:

Just drill Odor and move on to the next batter.

Or K his smelly self. 

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3 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Do you think everytime Choo flies out, his parents discipline him with a kendo stick?

Definitely 

Chirinos sounds like something nasty.
In Spanish speaking cultures, Chirinos means shitty underwear
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Hell yes.  Mow them down.

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