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  • Bregs is going Crawford Boxes right here.

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1 minute ago, thetruth said:

Wow. Bregman leading the team in HR's. Way to be All-Star 

Thank God for Luhnow not signing Brady Aiken.

7 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

What’s the name of his look to the camera after hitting a HR? Blue steel

Yes. 

I wanna be Alex Bregman when I grow up

Marcus semien, defensively, reminds me of me as a sophomore in high school
How many broken bat stand up doubles you got?

Cock balls shit fuck piss. I hate this bullpen. Fuck you and your non save situation

3 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Everything is fine. Remain calm. 

Men on the corners and no outs. What could possibly go wrong?

Giles is good... lol


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18 minutes ago, Snacks said:
2 hours ago, Mez2 said:
Marcus semien, defensively, reminds me of me as a sophomore in high school

How many broken bat stand up doubles you got?

Defensively. 

Punch yourself in the face again asshole. Get rid of this loser 

You're a fucking closer. That means end the game dipshit even if you don't get credit for it.

Just now, RoundRobin said:

At least he didn’t punch himself in the face. 

No that's exactly what he needs to do. 

Just now, RoundRobin said:

At least he didn’t punch himself in the face. 

I'd be glad to do it. Just DFA him now. 

Things that will never happen: the word "fetch", Giles as a "closer", an Tyler white

Weird shift too. That’s two in most cases. As good as we at shifting most of the time, we are bad at late game situational shifting. 

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Yeah, don’t think Giles is ever gonna be or become what the front office hoped for.

Maybe we can trade him back to Philly. Gotta at least be worth a round of sandwiches for the clubhouse...

Giles gonna Giles. What a loser. Let’s close this thing out Rondon

 

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

Things that will never happen: the word "fetch", Giles as a "closer", an Tyler white

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Change 'Gretchen' to "Hinch' and "fetch" to "Giles." 

This shit again


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Okay, this is starting to suck

2 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

Bullpen needs a Verlander figure to turn it around.

You spelled Rivera wrong.

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