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Jose Abreu is an old slugging .441. No thanks.

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  • Bregs is going Crawford Boxes right here.

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If we are going to add a 1B, go get Votto, salary be damned.

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The answer to our pen may be Forrest Whitley.. We can strengthen from within.. 

I think his back injury has made that unlikely.  Still, Josh James, Cionel, and Deetz each look ready to contribute to the pen.  

I’m surprised JD isn’t playing, especially with a lefty going for the Angels. AJ usually likes to throw call ups right into the fire.

6 hours ago, Viper said:

I don't remember Yuli looking great at 3rd when he played there a few weeks ago, but he may just need some regular practice to get back in the feel of it.

Yuli can handle 3rd just fine. Give him a week to acclimate. He was good there a few years ago.

Whats Abreu numbers against lefties. We need a hammer for this alone and this alone.

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Correa will not be activated during this road trip. Astros next home game is next Friday against Arlington.

31 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

Might be time to go get a SS or 3B. 

Kalas takes off 10 straight days in the middle of the season?  What does he think he's a kindergarten teacher?

Starting to come together for George.  Good job staying on that slow curve.

what is he doing though?

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Almost looked like hit and run but Bregman didn't make it look like that

Damn, wish that could have dropped on the line.  Ted needs something to get him going.

Lulz, Kinsler is a green light all the way.  SF-4 if you're scoring at home and if you're not, try flowers.

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Where the fuck is Kalas?  Didn't he just have the All Star break?

5 hits + 1 walk and we only have 2 runs, one of which was scored on a sac fly.

this is when we need to turn this into 5-0 and not into 2-1 in the 7th.

GD it feels good to have Astros baseball back. Those were a long 4 days. 

you know you're a spoiled astros fan when we had a guy in the home-run derby, hit back to back extra inning homers in the a.s. game, and had the mvp, but the break was still a fucking beating.  right there with you.

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Correa is a fucking pussy. 

His entrance music should be Stone Cold's glass breaking until proven otherwise

Correa is a fucking pussy. 

Another insightful contribution from cabo

Another insightful contribution from cabo
Here's another one: I butt fucked your mother last night.

I think im destined to catch Tuckers first career homer in Colorado. I'm sitting like row 2 in right field one of the games

12 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Correa is a fucking pussy. 

I understand your frustration, but this decision is not up to him at all. He can't do anything without the blessing of team doctors.

 

It feels like Tucker goes down 0-2 in every at bat.

Here's another one: I butt fucked your mother last night.

So you’re a necrophiliac? Not surprising.

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