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[mention=228]Scraps[/mention] July 2nd/3rd of 2019. Let's run it back.
Lol yeah Denver was fun but ready to see a different park
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6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Machete bringing the lumber

Zero reason for Stassi to be starting over him. 

Zero reason for Stassi to be starting over him. 

Do you even pitch frame bro??

 

Stassi Who!! Machete comes through

When McCann comes back Stassi needs to be sent down.

We blow this and I'll broadcast me fisting my own asshole on FB Live.

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

What's this scoring runs shit

i dunno but i kinda like it

We blow this and I'll broadcast me fisting my own asshole on FB Live.
Kind of want to blow it now. Not to see this, but just so you have to do it

lol that motherfucker really tried to sell it with the bat flick. sit down bitch

8 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Cruz really got his eyebrows behind that one.  

I can't hate Nelson Cruz because he gave us this:

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Lol ok. 160 AB compared to 1000.
what number did beltran wear in 2004?  and last year?  just wondering.
Same one as Jason Castro woooo!
14 minutes ago, Scraps said:
15 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:
what number did beltran wear in 2004?  and last year?  just wondering.

Same one as Jason Castro woooo!

same as maldonado?

53 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

We blow this and I'll broadcast me fisting my own asshole on FB Live.

Dude. 

Sipp? Hinch is just trolling Surly now.

New shit has come to light since I stopped paying attention about 30 minutes ago. 

Did Reddick just Giles himself in the helmet with his bat?

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Rangers tried to piss it away, but came through.   Make use of it, boys.  

If we lose this after leading 8-0, I'm going to punch a homeless person.  

Not quite the same as punching your own asshole

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