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Three fucking hits. Again, at home. 

Murderer’s Row of pitchers we’re facing here, what do you expect. 

Lost at plate, just pathetic

Edited by Pablo

I’m curious to know how our scoring per inning averages out. Seems we only rarely score much early. I can’t get my head around why. 

Are we afraid to swing the fucking bat? Why even take one up there if you're not going to use it. I hate baseball

I bet our fans are trying to do the wave

Weak grounder for Carlos & Tuve watches strike 3. So frustrating to watch. 

2 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Are we afraid to swing the fucking bat? Why even take one up there if you're not going to use it. I hate baseball

If I had to bet, you hated it even more last August 31.

Completely irrelevant, I know.

Edited by David Dennison

Altuve has earned the right not to get squeezed like he has been tonight

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

If I had to bet, you hated it even more last August 31.

Completely irrelevant, I know.

I said it last year at this exact same date and I'll say it again, but August can't end fucking soon enough. 

 

Fortunately, our "on pace record as last year for this year" title is still hanging in there, like our run differential title, so we can put those on flags

I bet our fans are trying to do the wave

No. No we aren’t.

McHugh labors in anonymity and has an ERA under 1. Big article about his new out pitch, and now he’s fairly often getting spanked. Coincidence? 

Some minor league tomorrow and then that Japanese guy. We're getting swept. Everything is terrible.

Our best friend shows up too, Old GiDP!

1 minute ago, Pablo said:

Our best friend shows up too, Old GiDP!

I’m following the game online. Did Yulie turn a fairly obvious ball four that would have brought the tying run to the plate into a DP? That’s how the location looks on the app. 

With this ump hard to tell

Oakland scored 5 in the first, so we're pretty much tied in the division. 

5 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

I’m following the game online. Did Yulie turn a fairly obvious ball four that would have brought the tying run to the plate into a DP? That’s how the location looks on the app. 

It was on low and away near the plate and he pounded it into the ground to 2B. 

Oakland scored 5 in the first, so we're pretty much tied in the division. 

So 1 1/2 up is pretty much tied?

Have you seen us these last few weeks?

7 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

I’m following the game online. Did Yulie turn a fairly obvious ball four that would have brought the tying run to the plate into a DP? That’s how the location looks on the app. 

TIL: Yuil leads all of baseball with 22 GIDP.

Didn't he miss the first couple weeks of the season?

And yes, pretty much doesn't mean exact

Just now, Mez2 said:

And yes, pretty much doesn't mean exact

So if we were a game and a half back, would we pretty much be tied for first?

We're not making the playoffs.

Concentrate on football.

Yes. Pretty much, basically a game separates us...pretty much. Not "we are tied"

Just now, DaysOff said:

We're not making the playoffs.

Concentrate on football.

Ooooh, you might not want to do that.

Just now, David Dennison said:

Don't tell him we have a winning record in August.

Or a better record at this point than last

We might want to score here. If nothing else, just to fake everyone out. 

Or a better record at this point than last

Yeah, that win/loss stat is overrated

When comparing last year to this year, agreed. Oh look Altuve struck out and Correa will roll over to the shortstop

Well, we kickoff in 13 hours

Slider here

I just called every pitch that fuck threw. And I’m not a baseball player.

Runners on 2nd and 3rd, nobody out, top of the lineup coming up. Nada. Pretty, pretty, pretty bad.

I’m pretty sure that distracting batter’s eye we put out there for the bottom of each inning is the issue. We should ask MLB if we can quit doing that. 

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Runners on 2nd and 3rd, nobody out, top of the lineup coming up. Nada. Pretty, pretty, pretty bad.

spent all of their mental energy against the A's?

We need to stop allowing the guys to go home after the game. Rent a fucking hotel and pretend that we are on the road.

Also, put Altuve and Correa at 8/9 in the lineup.

Do you think we could beat the skeeters?

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