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Bwhahahah. Dumbass.

Marwinning!

This is refreshing. I think I’ll stick to the Astros this fall. 

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That felt like a big one. 

Correa coming through in crunch time for the first time in forever. Great White continuing to feed. Coming from behind in the 8th and showing some fight. 

Please let this big Mo carry over. 

Yeah a split in this series would be nice after the way the first two went. Then 13 of the last 25 games are against MIN, DET, TOR and BAL. 

I'd just like to thank the Astros for saving what could have been a completely fucked sports day.

8 hours ago, Scraps said:

Springer is so happy he got interfered with lol.

He's not the only one.

September baseball!

#HTownPride

Fuck, I thought we played now. Just saw we are the national game. Hope I'm sober enough to watch it

A's win 8-2 to split the 4 game series with Seattle.

“Ohtani reminds me of a hybrid between Daryl Strawberry and Dwight Gooden.” Come on, Alex. 

2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

“Ohtani reminds me of a hybrid between Daryl Strawberry and Dwight Gooden.” Come on, Alex. 

minus the cocaine? 

“Ohtani reminds me of a hybrid between Daryl Strawberry and Dwight Gooden.” Come on, Alex. 

So he’s a coke addict?

Nice to see George line a hit the other way

 

I wonder which Twin Peaks Kate is working at

This ESPN baseball crew sounds like the commentary track for a video game: there's no continuity to their conversation. 

uh, fucking walks

throw a hammer here 

fuck me, those were great pitches and now we get simmons who i fuckin hate

Most athletic play you'll see all year from the great white. 

Glad it worked out but that should have been George's ball

George is getting upset!

Springer Dinger!!!

5 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

I feel Springer or Correa are going to run in to one off Ohtani the likes of which we haven’t seen so far this season

Nice call

Just now, Mez2 said:

sayonara

There weren’t any cameras on Yuli, were there?

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

There weren’t any cameras on Yuli, were there?

 

2 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

sayonara

This one could be nip and tuck. 

8 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

 

This one could be nip and tuck. 

we need to nip these comments in the bud

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