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Texans shit show better not rub off on the Astros, being in the same town...

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8 minutes ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

Lol.. the Astros are Texans proof. 

We'll find out tonight...

Texans cant hold the Stros jock. Don't even use them in the same sentence

2 hours ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Can’t wait for ESPN’s knob slobbing of the Red Sox tonight even though we’ve already won the series and are going for a sweep.

And the season series.

2 hours ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Can’t wait for ESPN’s knob slobbing of the Red Sox tonight even though we’ve already won the series and are going for a sweep.

 

ARod is #teamastros 

Sox haven't run much with Maldonado behind the plate. I expect they'll be more aggressive tonight.

When’s the last time Gattis made the starting lineup?  White has totally earned the spot, by I miss seeing Oso Blanco once in a while.  

37 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

When’s the last time Gattis made the starting lineup?  White has totally earned the spot, by I miss seeing Oso Blanco once in a while.  

Think he started the Twins game we won 9-1. Crushed one to left.

We'll be lucky to get 4 hits with this lineup🤓

3 hours ago, Stella Link said:

Texans shit show better not rub off on the Astros, being in the same town...

I don't think that's how it works.  It's not direct contact, it's miasmas and bile. 

26 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Bregman will be lucky to get 4 hits with this lineup🤓

FIFY

But, but....do you know who we are only 3.5 games ahead of in the division?  Man fuck the Rangers.

Edited by Limp Brisket

3 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

But, but....do you know who we are only 3.5 games ahead of in the division?

Actually 3 games for the moment.  I don’t think anyone was expecting much from the Rangers this weekend, but would have been nice of them to steal a game.  Won’t matter if our boys finish their own sweep.  In fact, answering their sweep with our own would be pretty demoralizing for them, I think.  

At least they had good “effort”?  Fuck that, one fucking win would’ve been nice from them.  Shit effort.

1 minute ago, Limp Brisket said:

At least they had good “effort”?  Fuck that, one fucking win would’ve been nice from them.  Shit effort.

It’s a meme.  

42 minutes ago, Rustic Horn said:

 

Alex Cora is still cool with me. Even though he's managing the f'ing chowds

Rays series not goona be easy for them, but fuck that shit, let's go boys

Time to salvage the sports weekend.  Come on, Astros.

That was a pretty cool fun fact that Vasgersian just threw out.  This is the first game at Fenway with both teams at least 36 games over since the Bucky Dent game in 1978.

Charitable strike. 

 

Edit...times two 

Edited by Gut Wagon

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

Horseshit call there

very very bad call 

correa needs to get hit to wake his ass up at the plate 

Wasted opportunity

Last night Correa looked like he was finding something. He looked lost there swinging thru some hittable pitches. 

Sucks that right now there is no expectation that Correa will do something good at the plate.  

ok, so maybe my mind is playing tricks on me, but i swear i heard a-rod, talking about jdm/betts being the first tandem to go .330 with 30 bombs since dimaggio and maris.

um, what?

am i the only one who heard that?

What a terrible pitch, why don't you go change up away, twice

Anytime we want to get mookie out would be good, too

6 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

ok, so maybe my mind is playing tricks on me, but i swear i heard a-rod, talking about jdm/betts being the first tandem to go .330 with 30 bombs since dimaggio and maris.

um, what?

am i the only one who heard that?

Heard that.  He must have meant DiMaggio and Gehrig.  He fucks up about 1/3 of his words and Maris kinda rhymes with Gehrig.

Edited by TexArcher

Yup, DK chose poorly on that pitch choice. Went back and looked and couldn't tell if he shook of McCann or if that's what McCann called. 

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