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3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Springer is not in one of his slumps, but he's lost his power also.  With 3 out of their 4 best hitters banged up, I am not very optimistic about the playoffs.  That is tough to overcome.

quit being a puss.  It comes through the H. 

 

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Speaking of October, any word of playoff tickets?
Seems they were doing pre-sales at the point last year (and I don’t think that was just because the team clinched earlier).

Speaking of October, any word of playoff tickets?

Seems they were doing pre-sales at the point last year (and I don’t think that was just because the team clinched earlier).

Emails will be sent today for those who got selected to buy through the drawing. I think they go on sale next week

 

Emails will be sent today for those who got selected to buy through the drawing. I think they go on sale next week  

Dammit... sounds like I missed a drawing

Yeah signups were from like july 27th-sept 19

Playoff tickets?

 

Stros will probably get swept this weekend.  They’ll be lucky as hell to win 5 on their way out this season...

13 hours ago, Mez2 said:

We'll win the division but with Correa hitting like Ryan White and err'body else with baseball aids, we won't do much. That said, I would hate to play the As in a one game or short series. 

Tomorrow is the biggest game of the season, fortunately utphil is not going. 

 

 

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

Springer is not in one of his slumps, but he's lost his power also.  With 3 out of their 4 best hitters banged up, I am not very optimistic about the playoffs.  That is tough to overcome.

 

6 minutes ago, slorch said:

Playoff tickets?

 

Stros will probably get swept this weekend.  They’ll be lucky as hell to win 5 on their way out this season...

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16 hours ago, Mez2 said:

We'll win the division but with Correa hitting like Ryan White and err'body else with baseball aids, we won't do much. That said, I would hate to play the As in a one game or short series. 

Tomorrow is the biggest game of the season, fortunately utphil is not going. 

 

Who says I'm not going?

(Me - I'm not going)

1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Who says I'm not going?

(Me - I'm not going)

We're gonna win. 

Had I known about Phil being jinxed, I likely would not have sold him my 2 extras for the USC game.

I suppose it’s all just a big coincidence that he never showed up in the seats at DKR, and the Horns won.

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Phil - if this keeps up you’re going to have to change your handle to UTMush2006.

PS - what the hell happened to you last week?

4 hours ago, slorch said:

Playoff tickets?

 

Stros will probably get swept this weekend.  They’ll be lucky as hell to win 5 on their way out this season...

5 is being optimistic.  Stros will lose out.  Rays and As will win out.

7 minutes ago, Player said:

Had I known about Phil being jinxed, I likely would not have sold him my 2 extras for the USC game.

I suppose it’s all just a big coincidence that he never showed up in the seats at DKR, and the Horns won.

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Phil - if this keeps up you’re going to have to change your handle to UTMush2006.

PS - what the hell happened to you last week?

I went to USC last year and Notre Dame at ND. You might be on to something here. 

Back to the Astros I was at Game 2 vs Sox Game 2 vs Yanks and Game 7 vs Yanks. Maybe I’m only playoffs lucky. 

4 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Speaking of October, any word of playoff tickets?
Seems they were doing pre-sales at the point last year (and I don’t think that was just because the team clinched earlier).

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If Correa isn't going to get any better this year, they really should think about shutting him down for the year.  Toughing it out isn't helping the team when it involves his ba looking up at Mendoza.

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We win the division if we go 7-3 regardless of what Oakland does.

That's 3 games at home against the (possibly worse than we thought they were?) Angles, three games at the (not very good) Blue Jays, and four games at the fucking pathetic Orioles.

If we can't win 7 of those 10, we probably should just stay in Houston and not bother.

I’d love to see the boys send off Scioscia with three consecutive blowouts.   

without going to the boxscores, i'm assuming the angels bullpen is not in great shape right now?

My first game in 2 years. Sat down just 5 minutes ago and just a couple minutes after sitting in my seats...grand slam

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

without going to the boxscores, i'm assuming the angels bullpen is not in great shape right now?

Expect this game to last about 4.5 hours with 8-10 pitching changes for Scioscia.   He has a bullpen full of AAAA pitchers getting a cup of coffee in September.  

high strike and low strike tonight.  home plate ump must have 9pm dinner res.

41 minutes ago, elfenix said:

yuli!

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Yuli says fuck it, I'll do it all myself.

Does this dipshit ump have explosive diarrhea or what

Good night for the Gurriel brothers.  His brother has 2 homers also.  He's slacking with only 2 rbi though.

pretty sure the anaheim announcers said angels have been outscored 33-3 since tuesday 8th inning.

they also said g.cole has 5k+ in his first 31 starts.  the last al pitcher to have 5+ in 30+ starts to begin a season was bob feller in 1947.

Rapid Robert is pretty damn good company to be in.

Even Trout is sucking now

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

yuli!

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