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Bauer - dead. Miller - dead. Allen - dead. Who's fucking next?


Chapman/Kimbrel

I didn't like this decision (Oso Blanco in for Woo) on Saturday, but for some reason I feel good about it today.

Y'all beautiful fucking assholes remember last year when a bunch of hand-wringing Stros fans were freaking out because Luhnow didn't trade for Brad Hand?

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

Y'all beautiful fucking assholes remember last year when a bunch of hand-wringing Stros fans were freaking out because Luhnow didn't trade for Brad Hand?

We handwring  everything it’s surly.

Y'all beautiful fucking assholes remember last year when a bunch of hand-wringing Stros fans were freaking out because Luhnow didn't trade for Brad Hand?

I was thinking this exact thing.
Not only are our actual trades working out, but we’re crushing the guys we didn’t trade for.
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1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

Y'all beautiful fucking assholes remember last year when a bunch of hand-wringing Stros fans were freaking out because Luhnow didn't trade for Brad Hand?

Look, you can't fault folks looking for a Hand Job.  It's only natural.

You know... I'd like to see Correa actually break out of the slump.  He doesn't need to be a HR hero.  Just....SOMETHING.

2 errors, 2 wild pitches.
It’s like we’re facing a team that is 2 games under .500 against teams not named twins, royals, tigers, White Sox.

Seriously, remember waaay back on Thursday when everyone was saying this was by far the most evenly matched series and how shocking it would be if it didn’t go 5?

Last inning was the foreplay.

This inning is the fucking.

Pitcher’s past ball robbed him out of his slam. Lol!

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