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Could the announcers be more biased?

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

They've been counting all year

no duh.  i've never heard them matter and the announcer reference it in the 6th inning until tonight.  

Should be 3-0 green light monster shot

can't believe you throw him a strike with Maldo on deck, that's fucking retarded baseball

Bye, Joe.  Prick.

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That run gives some breathing room for JV next inning. But the shortest of shortest leashes for him. 

meanwhile Campbell wins another big one WVU falls, no gameday in Austin

can't believe you throw him a strike with Maldo on deck, that's fucking retarded baseball
I agree until machete wallbangs the monster here
1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

can't believe you throw him a strike with Maldo on deck, that's fucking retarded baseball

is there a chance that his slump was really a long, elaborate con played on the rest of baseball?

Big, big hit. 

And speaking of hits, which Bostonian is gonna get beaned? 

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

That run gives some breathing room for JV next inning. But the shortest of shortest leashes for him. 

fuck that.  if i'm hinch, i tell him it's your fucking game, bring it home.

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Big, big hit. 

And speaking of hits, which Bostonian is gonna get beaned? 

Well, it’s not called Beantown for nothing.

Loolololol that was the fucking complete opposite of wallbang

This is lined up for us to possibly get the top of the order up two more times.

And we've got the better bullpen.

It's tight, but we're in good shape.

2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Big, big hit. 

And speaking of hits, which Bostonian is gonna get beaned? 

No one til next Spring. Then all of them.

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

He definitely is

he god damned well better be.

1 minute ago, Simon Honeybone said:

Please tell me JV is not going out there

He will be fine. Usually is after a suspect inning. 

Lol at anyone doubting JV would be back out. He’s got nuts of steel and fucks a super model

 

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Lol at anyone doubting JV would be back out. He’s gut nuts of steel and fucks a super model

Everyone on Surly fucks super models!

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Lol at anyone doubting JV would be back out. He’s gut nuts of steel and fucks a super model

One more out and he might have earned himself the 7th.  Pitch count's fine.

Just now, UDontKnow said:

Everyone on Surly fucks super models!

Because everyone on Surly is a hand model.

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