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Sorry Brandon. I know you are a Longhorn but happy to run you out of the game. 

Lol text to buddy immediately prior to homer:

Ex longhorn...hopefully we destroy his anus lol
Uhhh anus destroyed

"the astros, this is a team with very few holes....of course you could say the same about boston."

but you're not, right?  because we're up 7-2 on the road?  you're mentioning it, but you're not actually saying it, even though you could.  just wanna be clear.

shit, somebody better wake up reddick.

Gary’s just takin a shit

I had a feeling the double robbed on Reddick was going to turn the game around.

Nope

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

3 up / 3 down, end it quick 

 This right here

8 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

"the astros, this is a team with very few holes....of course you could say the same about boston."

but you're not, right?  because we're up 7-2 on the road?  you're mentioning it, but you're not actually saying it, even though you could.  just wanna be clear.

7 game series. And we are a road team. Id rather play the whole thing in Fenway actually. 

3 out til that home field advantage is out the window.

Then you got Price v Cole. Lol.

Come on Boston.

So weak. Just give us that AL pennant


LA/Mil....yall bitches done too. No one is winning 7 game series against us. Next 2 weeks are gonna be the easiest 2 weeks ever. Too bad I'm now gonna have to spend a shit ton on back to back gear.

Just now, henrygandorf said:

man how did xander not go there?

Looked gone off the bat.  Great play by Marwin. 

7 game series. And we are a road team. Id rather play the whole thing in Fenway actually. 
Dude if you havent noticed we fuck bitches at home in the playoffs. 1 loss in the past 2 years. It don't make a shit cause we have the best team in the world

they're going to have beer thrown on them if not worse

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:
4 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:
7 game series. And we are a road team. Id rather play the whole thing in Fenway actually. 

Dude if you havent noticed we fuck bitches at home in the playoffs. 1 loss in the past 2 years. It don't make a shit cause we have the best team in the world

speak truf

ZOMG REDDICK WITH THE BEST PLAY EVERRRRR

RED Dick is like, dude I hit it 100 feet further than that weak ass shit

Fuck it, let's just go 11-0.
It could happen

fucking win

fuck yes

long day assholes. yall  be good now

Another great Saturday. Whack those guys again tomorrow night and then get ready for the kill shot. 

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Fuck it, let's just go 11-0.

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