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It's not a rare blunder.  All of our catchers have sucked at actually catching the ball going back to Castro

Nasty pitch for the k

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

It's not a rare blunder.  All of our catchers have sucked at actually catching the ball going back to Castro

 

2 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Blaming Machete for LMJ throwing balls in the dirt? lol

That's part of the repertoire.  Machete knows it's coming.  He played it lazy.

Pulling him in the middle of an ab?  WTF?

I don’t like the strategy of just letting LMJ throw curve after curve. Mix it up for fucks sake. Stupid

Maldonado sucks at catching the ball.  I’ve seen enough of him. He’s Gary Sanchez bad at it.  He can throw people out every 4th game or so when someone tries to steal. 

Just now, Simon Honeybone said:

David Price's first postseason win in 11 fucking starts. What a massive pile of dipshits....

First, fuck that. we still got this. Second, Price didn't qualify for the win.

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

It's not a rare blunder.  All of our catchers have sucked at actually catching the ball going back to Castro

I think a big cause is the way they teach them to not move to frame and try to steal calls.  But on balls that aren't even close they need to fucking move and block the damn ball

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

I don’t like the strategy of just letting LMJ throw curve after curve. Mix it up for fucks sake. Stupid

It only works on Helobious's team.

Just now, Simon Honeybone said:

David Price's first postseason win in 11 fucking starts. What a massive pile of dipshits....

Team might win, but he came out before 5 so not the pitcher of record. 

Seemed to work against the Yankees last year.

But that last one was just a whiff by the reigning GG catcher.

Brutal is right

1 minute ago, Simon Honeybone said:

David Price's first postseason win in 11 fucking starts. What a massive pile of dipshits....

Shut the fuck up

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

First, fuck that. we still got this. Second, Price didn't qualify for the win.

The cut of your jib.  I like it.

2 minutes ago, Simon Honeybone said:

David Price's first postseason win in 11 fucking starts. What a massive pile of dipshits....

you should find another sport to watch

First of all, we put up with Machete's Little League bat for his defense.

Secondly, how many fucking breaking balls do you have to see bounced before you call for a god damned fastball? That was like 5 in one inning.  Fucking gross.

David Price's first postseason win in 11 fucking starts. What a massive pile of dipshits....

We can tell you know nothing about baseball. He’s not eligible for the win dipshit.
Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

Why James here?

Dunno, but we walked another Red Sox. Ugh.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

First of all, we put up with Machete's Little League bat for his defense.

Secondly, how many fucking breaking balls do you have to see bounced before you call for a god damned fastball? That was like 5 in one inning.  Fucking gross.

Why?  They can't touch them.  Benintendi and Martinez both struck out.

Enough with the bounce passes to Passedballnado.

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Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

Why James here?

Good time to get him some playoff experience. 

Pitching and defense. Not so hot tonight.

Just now, WBT said:

Why?  They can't touch them.  Benintendi and Martinez both struck out.

And they scored a runner from first without putting a ball in play.

Maldonado sucks at catching the ball.  I’ve seen enough of him. He’s Gary Sanchez bad at it.  He can throw people out every 4th game or so when someone tries to steal. 

Hot take. He had 3 PBs in 40 games with the Astros.
2 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Why James here?

probably a test, we're down 2, Hinch wants to see if his roster worthy for the Series

Pitching and defense. Not so hot tonight.

Yeah, we have not played a very clean game. Just messy from the get go.

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