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  • Bregs is going Crawford Boxes right here.

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  • wesleywest
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    Two Diamond Club tickets available for the Sunday night game.  Free.  Need to pick them up from me in 77027. Rules: Poster must be a big contributor to this thread/last years shag thread.  No gue

This Verlander guy is pretty good. 

Holy shit!

I absolutely love the emotion JV showed when that ball went in the air. 

verlander just doing verlander things

Verlander. Now that there is a bad bad man.

Verlander was just trying to make the game interesting. He had them right where he wanted them the whole time. 

I didn’t realize how much a competitor JV is until he came here. What a beast!

Verlander straight challenging them and plowing them down.

My God, George is so lost at the plate

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

My God, George is so lost at the plate

Looks like ALCS and WS game 1 George. So the next few games should be awesome.

On 4/1/2018 at 6:32 PM, slorch said:

bootiefuckinghoo

 

Great job with some new players on the roster.

 

Great start to the season.

 

That being said, there's nothing wrong at all with calling out a bitchass performance across multiple games.  Marwin needs to cut out his fucking act and be a man.

 

That's all.

You are like the Marwin of the Internets.

1 minute ago, Tailleur17 said:

I bet Julia’s nipples are so hard tonight.

Can you blame her, Verlander is awesome.

What the hell did I just do.

 

Is it time to bring our bench/hitting Coach Beltran back yet?

Can you blame her, Verlander is awesome.


No way. I’m definitely hard.

I’m just rooting for the Kate-Justin-Julia threesome.
2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I want to bitch slap that screaming lady next to the crowd mic

Early on, after a K by the Twins P, someone shouted out "that's some Bartolo Colon stuff". At that time, I was thankful for the mic.

Whew...we got the bad part of our lineup outta the way, time to add on

Chuy lost a tooth so had to put some money under his pillow...what did I miss?

2 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Chuy lost a tooth so had to put some money under his pillow...what did I miss?

Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.

Who the fuck is this Jason Castro?

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Where the fuck was all this offense when he was an Astro?

It wasn’t 34 degrees here

You know Castro was useless at the plate when he gets two hits in one game and this thread loses it's collective mind. 

I don't understand why he didn't just get the easy out at first. Oh well, Bregman tries risky shit and it pays off a lot of the time, can't be too mad. 

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