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You're a fucking idiot

 

So did Dallas fuck us or not fuck us in the first inning? Do you know what his ERA is in the first this year? He buried us in a hole and that is a god damn fact idiot.

 

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Let's not forget that they might not have Sale again, and If they do he's probably not at 100%

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

So did Dallas fuck us or not fuck us in the first inning? Do you know what his ERA is in the first this year? He buried us in a hole and that is a god damn fact idiot.

Two of those three hits were weak ground balls to holes.  Dallas did fine. 

Just now, Stella Link said:

One more time at bat....you never know....

Was thinking the same, but I was hoping to get 2 back in the 8th. Fuckers just arent hitting. 

Maybe tomorrow our pitchers should try not hitting fuckers.  And not giving up HRs... that would be nice as well.  Fuck it, no walks and no hits while we’re at it.

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

So did Dallas fuck us or not fuck us in the first inning? Do you know what his ERA is in the first this year? He buried us in a hole and that is a god damn fact idiot.

A hole they climbed out of. Note: baseball games are longer than one inning.

1 minute ago, Stella Link said:

One more time at bat....you never know....

As Jambi would say...."Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho"....

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Let's not forget that they might not have Sale again, and If they do he's probably not at 100%

He’ll throw a perfect game.

Just now, Telegraph_it said:

I’m sick of this pitching that turns to shit randomly and screws us. 

That’s baseball.  Happens to every team at some point.   

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Let's not forget that they might not have Sale again, and If they do he's probably not at 100%

So what. His start is the only game we have won so far. Rather have him pitch than tonight's pitcher. 

Win tomorrow 

2-2

Fuck The Red Sox.

Pitching issues on Hinch tonight for getting too cute. 

But we gotta score to win. Our hitters were passive as hell. Too many hitter favorable counts they let get away from them by not being aggressive.  All. Night. Long.  

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

That’s baseball.  Happens to every team at some point.   

Right and back to back games is a shit way to do it. 

Our fans are pathetic. Early game and half the crowds gone.

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Just now, FondrenRoad said:

So what. His start is the only game we have won so far. Rather have him pitch than tonight's pitcher. 

Yep, Eovaldi was great against the Yankees as well.  We do ok against Sale.  We usually hit decent enough against Porcello but find ways to lose against him.  Need to change that.

Every move AJ made backfired, every move Cora made paid off.

Just now, A-Tex Devil said:

Pitching issues on Hinch tonight for getting too cute. 

But we gotta score to win. Our hitters were passive as hell. Too many hitter favorable counts they let get away from them by not being aggressive.  All. Night. Long.  

Yep and I think Osuna gets out of that if we are tied or have a 1 run lead. Pitching while knowing your team cant hit is more stressful.

Let’s just get some runners on board and hit a grand slam. Then get another runner on board and hit another homerun. Then we’re right back in this

Just now, Dog Zazz said:

Every move AJ made backfired, every move Cora made paid off.

Cora > Hinch.

Need to find a way to get Cora tossed early tomorrow. 

Props to Aluve though. You know he isn’t right and that bunt was frikin well done. 

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Cora > Hinch.

Need to find a way to get Cora tossed early tomorrow. 

This is a dumb post. 

This is a dumb post. 

Is he wrong though? Only game we won is when Cora got thrown out.
3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Let’s just get some runners on board and hit a grand slam. Then get another runner on board and hit another homerun. Then we’re right back in this

Be realistic. Its gonna be 7 straight solo home runs. 

3 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

This is a dumb post. 

reality tells a different story 

13 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

 

So did Dallas fuck us or not fuck us in the first inning? Do you know what his ERA is in the first this year? He buried us in a hole and that is a god damn fact idiot.

 

He did not.  

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:


Is he wrong though? Only game we won is when Cora got thrown out.

Hinch didn’t cause Maldonado to let pitches get by him or pitchers to hit batters or throw balls in the dirt or throw over the first basemen’s head. 

Smith was a questionable decision  

 

4 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Listening to Ron Darling is the real beating

He is a dipshit and a terrible broadcaster.

Just now, Horny Bull said:

He is a dipshit and a terrible broadcaster.

Agree...listening to the radio broadcast....

Apparently the morons have taken over the thread this evening.  The fact that one person said it and that three people back it up just bottles the mind.  

1 minute ago, Telegraph_it said:

Hinch didn’t cause Maldonado to let pitches get by him or pitchers to hit batters or throw balls in the dirt or throw over the first basemen’s head. 

Smith was a questionable decision  

 

Smith was a terrible decision. But Im not sure how you can divide up blame when we only score 2.  Keuchel could have held them scoreless and we still lose. And if we cant hit when down 6, its unlikely we would have when down 1 or tied, so you cant really blame Osuna alone either. They were gonna score 3 against any combo of pitchers that dont start with JV. We simply have to hit better than that. 

Fucking crack head from southie clapping at the net. I fucking hate the bo Sox dick slobbing by the media. Need the Stros to win this series over the media darling blue bloods, well since the Yankees are out I mean the media darlings.

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Apparently the morons have taken over the thread this evening.  The fact that one person said it and that three people back it up just bottles the mind.  

I don't know why i thought winning it all last year would eliminate the stupidity. 

Just now, FondrenRoad said:

Smith was a terrible decision. But Im not sure how you can divide up blame when we only score 2.  Keuchel could have held them scoreless and we still lose. And if we cant hit when down 6, its unlikely we would have when down 1 or tied, so you cant really blame Osuna alone either. They were gonna score 3 against any combo of pitchers that dont start with JV. We simply have to hit better than that. 

Well, see, Cora told his guys to hit. Hinch forgot to mention that pregame and never adjusted.

Cora>Hinch

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Tomorrow bitches, suck it up. We will win!!!

We are winning the series though because they are taking gatorade baths in game 3 with a 2-1 lead. That is some Rangers parade route shit. 

1 minute ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Hey guys. Just got in. What happened tonight?

We won 43 - 0

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