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We're still nibbling and maldonado still can't catch

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

I’m sick of watching past balls

*passed

Is Maldonado trolling us?   Because he has the shittiest hands I’ve seen since Rod Barbers.  

I’m sick of watching past balls

As well as present and future balls.

All of these HBP, BB AND PBs are going to be the death of us.

Made up for it by smothering strike three.  Nice play.

Edited by Guadaloopy

Just now, WBT said:

We're still nibbling and maldonado still can't catch

i'm fine with the nibbling he's doing with xander.  not ok with all the bullsht nibbling keuchel did yesterday.

i get being careful with jdm, but if you don't hit mookie, you can pitch him however you want.

god fucking dammit.

hey mlb - you know how i know we're not cheating?  because we fucking suck right now.

Just terrible. Come on Astros, you're better than this.

How many runs has Maldonado cost us now?

Edited by Johnny Sack

Hit a guy
Walk a guy
They score. Science

Fucking shit.

I'm about ready to see McCann behind the plate.  He might even get a hit or something crazy like that.

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

How many runs has Maldonado cost is now?

One of those is on him.

Got to quit giving free baserunners and free bases after they get on

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Won’t win many games spotting them a 2 spot in the first.

 

Unfortunately. Couldn’t even plate more than 2 yesterday. 

Just might be the Sox year. Everything is bouncing their way like it does for the rams that win it all. Hope we crush the ball tonight and I can look back at this post and laugh. 

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

One of those is on him.

His scrub ass is the worst player on our team.  I don’t give a fuck how well he throws.  He can’t catch.  He can’t hit.  

Really tired of these goddamn 2 out 2 strike hits

Just might be the Sox year. Everything is bouncing their way like it does for the rams that win it all. Hope we crush the ball tonight and I can look back at this post and laugh. 

Altuve still gimpy, Correa can’t hit. You’re right. Not our year

How the hell do Maldonado and Morton not know what signs they are using?

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Just might be the Sox year. Everything is bouncing their way like it does for the rams that win it all. Hope we crush the ball tonight and I can look back at this post and laugh. 

I actually think the NL wins it this year. Red Sox are doing what they have to, but we look bad more than they look good. Both NL teams are scrappy enough to beat them.  Or us if we wake up. 

that's on morty.  a hbp and a walk and made an 0-2 pitch way too hittable.

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