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1 minute ago, FondrenRoad said:

Its a screw job but doesnt matter. We dont have a pitcher on the roster that can get guys out after having fucking 0-2 counts. 

Yeah.  That means we should get fucked out of a two run homer. To tie the game.  

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1 minute ago, Zavala said:

Yup. Just like when the NFL "calls in to New York" for the close ones. Got to get in touch with the bookies and see what they want to happen. 

Maybe we will get a fancy "league apology" like the NBA gives out after a team is screwed. If we do, Hinch should wipe his ass with it and mail it to West. 

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

Yeah.  That means we should get fucked out of a two run homer. To tie the game.  

It means we will have 2 and theyll have 8 at some point. 

The funniest part about this trash is they preemptively put out the "Astros cheating" storyline out there before fixing this game for Boston.

Just now, henrygandorf said:

get fucked pissed astros.

i know i already am.

amazing how i revert to 9 year old tantrum mode when calls go against my teams.

I've kept it pretty even so far this postseason, but I am seriously out of balance after that crap.

put some flowers or something in front of the wall there 

get fucked pissed astros.
i know i already am.
amazing how i revert to 9 year old tantrum mode when calls go against my teams.
Wife: "what is all that cursing for?"

I don't think Porcello is going very deep in this game.

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

I've kept it pretty even so far this postseason, but I am seriously out of balance after that crap.

Me too cuz most of the Astros futility has been their own fault. I cant stand when umps/refs change a game entirely. 

can't even get a borderline ball call.

porcello is clearly hittable.

so let's do that.

fuck yeah, correa.

hang a crooked one!

play pissed off boys

There you go, Correa!  

Let's win this game anyway and shove it all the way up MLB's cowardly ass.

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

45 minute 1st inning.

How many commercial breaks?

Maldonado and joe Smith additions are awful


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Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Joe west should be forced to pay for his security detail

Joe West doesnt have much left each month given his food budget. 

Do the little things, fucking balls maldonado

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

She gets it

I'd give it

maldonado.  what in the ever living fuck, dude.

i guess he stayed out of the double play.  which is actually saying something.

why the fuck is maldonado out there?  can't catch, can't hit, can't even fucking bunt

1 minute ago, FondrenRoad said:

Joe West doesnt have much left each month given his food budget. 

He has his country album too.  He’s got the cash.

That’s why JV fucks Upton. Smart girl


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I was all for resigning Maldo but after this series so far, nope

i don't know if this is even a thing anymore, and i'm 100% positive it will not matter, but are we playing this game under protest?  isn't that something you have to say at the time of the argument?  i wanted to see more fire out of hinch.  i know that's not really his thing.

Red Sox felt blah blah fuck those turds.

Couldn't imagine a more punchable face than Devers.

 

6 minutes ago, Halohal said:

 

 

That’s BS for chron to out that dude. Was bad call (but he was leaning across other dude) but let’s not turn into cubs fans here. 

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