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  • Bregs is going Crawford Boxes right here.

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Just now, FondrenRoad said:

Yeah but they are taking them in a foot. Yuli would have to take one in the face. 

The next pitch in the arm

Can’t help him or West will call interference.

"There was a day when players would have tried to stop a player from falling.  Not today."

Maybe if Brasier hadn't just tried to bean Gurri twice....

Edited by clapclapclap

Oh fuck that. If they helped him not face plant it would have been called interference and the umps would have awarded the red Sox a double play.

Holy shit did you see those two surly douchebags reach out with their gloves for the foul ball on the other side of the net?

 That literally represents how worthless and stupid you negrepping blind squirrels are

Hahahahahah go fuck yourselves

It probably won't matter, but Correa's swing is starting to look better.

Holy shit did you see those two surly douchebags reach out with their gloves for the foul ball on the other side of the net?
 That literally represents how worthless and stupid you negrepping blind squirrels are
Hahahahahah go fuck yourselves

Die in a fire.

C'mon windmill.  Marwin has to score on that with 2 outs

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

How the hell does Marwin not score on that?

Betts.  Marwin woulda been out. 

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Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

Even when we hit a double, it's "great play by Mookie."

Mookie is the dumbest fucking name that played the game

Get this Zach galifianakis looking mother fucker out of here

White pinch hitting


Die in a fire.

Just report this idiot’s troll posts. Let the Bobs deal with him.

7:30 start times for weeknight playoff games is dumb.

Tyler, I will buy you a hooker with rude ass titties if you put one in the Crawfords.

Let goddess hit here

Just now, A-Tex Devil said:

Betts.  Marwin woulda been out. 

Not with two outs and that going all the way to the corner.  Marwin should be moving on contact and score fairly easily.  Ah, screw it.  Great White gonna make a moot point.

This is another of those crucial at bats that make the difference between winning and losing.

Lets hope the shark can do his thing

 

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2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Tyler, I will buy you a hooker with rude ass titties if you put one in the Crawfords.

Shit, I’ll be the hooker

1 minute ago, Mack Tripper said:


You bangin maze?

Only on a Sunday night

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