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  • wesleywest
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Ideally a pinch hitter would swing the bat at least once.

Good pitches.  Gotta foul those off and extend the at bat.  Can't just watch.

You're a fucking pinch hitter.

SWING THE FUCKING BAT

That old curse seems to be back with vengeance. Took the year off after Harvey. 

Fuck, Gattis would have took some hacks.

Gotta keep fighting, Kemp and the top of the order again next inning.  We'll get a shot at Kimbrel too before it's over.

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And of all a sudden I remember the Astros were not that great at home this season.

Did he swing at a single pitch?!

Just now, kevwun said:

Ideally a pinch hitter would swing the bat at least once.

Yeah, “hitter” being the operative word. 

God damnit. Fuck

Loud noisesss!  Should have sent a statue to the plate. Might have drawn a HPB at least. 

Swing out of the zone with Gurriel and Reddick, sit and stare with White, stands in contrast to the type of ABs from the Red Sox.

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Good pitches.  Gotta foul those off and extend the at bat.  Can't just watch.

They both looked like hangers, seems like he was looking fastball all the way for some reason

At least one of our three hitters in the 8th will watch a 2-0 fastball go down the middle.  Guaranteed. 

7 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:


Die in a fire.

Lol daddy's little girl is upset.

Go get daddy a beer you stupid queef.

I hope you enjoy laying down and letting MLB and Boston fuck you in the ass.

Tyler white and I both swung the bat tonight the same amount of times 

Remember last year when every call and every play went the Astros way? This is Boston this year. 

1 minute ago, APMP said:

Did he swing at a single pitch?!

He did not

Just now, WBT said:

He did not

Why did you even bring a bat, Tyler?

Just now, mycox said:

Remember last year when every call and every play went the Astros way? This is Boston this year. 

not how I remember it.  Shaggy was just as bitchassed during last year's run

Unforgivable at bat for White. 

Fuck this bullshit. LMJ closes this shit out, and the top of the order gets it done. 

Nice catch, George.  Finally got that son of a bitch out.

Lol daddy's little girl is upset.
Go get daddy a beer you stupid queef.
I hope you enjoy laying down and letting MLB and Boston fuck you in the ass.

can we ban this worthless cunt?

Cora got tossed for defending balls and strikes

Hinch barely protests getting fucked in the ass by MLB not following their own goddamn rules.

I sure hope those of you who have boofed and queefeed that man's jizz are happy.

 

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