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17 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Need to walk this off. Game has a Giles meltdown vibe to it. 

Now walk it off

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Well, I'm at least encouraged it seems George is seeing the ball again. He would have struck out on those sliders a week ago. Just missed walking it off there. 

what the ever living fuck is going on

Time for our lineup to earn their pay check. We should score at least 1 with the meat of the order coming up.

3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

That'll probably do it

 

Just now, Hook'Em0608 said:

Bregman, Tuve, and Correa will get it done. 

Schizophrenic Surly is schizophrenic

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

 

Schizophrenic Surly is schizophrenic

I can't bet against these guys after last year. 

The woo shit is the worst thing to ever befall the Astros. 

Altuve Correa walk-off would be welcomed.

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The woo shit is the worst thing to ever befall the Astros. 

WOOOOOOOO!

Definitely a game that falls into the "this was a win that they found a way to lose" category.  Something they've avoided lately.  Just a bad loss all the way around. 

Just now, Simon Honeybone said:

This team is going to fuck around and miss the playoffs.

Go away

I don't mind losing, but do mind giving games away

 

 

5 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Disagree

I love today’s lineup. feel this is our best we can send out out there right now.

 

Agree with the comment above about Yuli.

 

Gattis will have a big hit today

 

They all choked except for Evan Gattis. I can't accuse him of choking because he failed to show up. We're a year+ into watching a guy who's past his peak and gasping for air. Some guys fade really fast and he looks like one. I'd rather see Tyler White getting his reps, sorry. 

4 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

I don't mind losing, but do mind giving games away

 

 

It happens. Happened more times than I care to remember last season.

Beyond that, this team has some hitting issues at the moment. Gattis is a black hole and no one seems to be super confident at the plate right now. 

12 minutes ago, Simon Honeybone said:

This team is going to fuck around and miss the playoffs.

Care to guess what their record was through 15 last season?

Oh, look, it was 10-5.

Relax.

14 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Care to guess what their record was through 15 last season?

Oh, look, it was 10-5.

Relax.

8 of our 9 wins are against teams that are 13-28. It's not time to panic, but the Astros have played bad baseball all month and that record is mainly based on what has been a dominant starting rotation.

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3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

8 of our 9 wins are against teams that are 13-28. It's not time to panic, but the Astros have played bad baseball all month and that record is mainly based on what has been a dominant starting rotation.

You should see how the last two teams we faced last season are doing.

 

Maybe this is *our* hangover?

13 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Go away

Is daddy's little girl upset?

 

20 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Kind of suck and on pace for 108 wins.

The Astros are 1-2 against teams that don't suck.  They are 9-3 against the dregs of the MLB.  You don't get to play 130 games against the dregs of the MLB unfortunately...

Just now, Simon Honeybone said:

Is daddy's little girl upset?

 

The Astros are 1-2 against teams that don't suck.  They are 9-3 against the dregs of the MLB.  You don't get to play 130 games against the dregs of the MLB unfortunately...

You won't know where this team really is until they've played at least 50 games.

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