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Losing sucks.

Having our top of the rotation struggle at the plate sucks.

Having Yuli back is good. Our starters not named Keuchel are good.

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  • Bregs is going Crawford Boxes right here.

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oh, and:

f the rangers

f bud selig

and f bud adams while i'm at it

 

Hopefully ted can come up in June and take away at bats from gattis. 

Whoa whoa whoa I was told there's nooooooooo way we see Ted this season

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5 hours ago, David Dennison said:

You should see how the last two teams we faced last season are doing.

 

Don't give a shit about the Yankees or Dodgers.

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Tyler White continuing to crush the ball in Fresno. I’d give him a shot at DH if Gattis continues to struggle. 

1 minute ago, Fozzz said:

Tyler White continuing to crush the ball in Fresno. I’d give him a shot at DH if Gattis continues to struggle. 

Plus White can at least attempt to play the infield except SS thus giving you the option to DH others on the infield

As a team, we are at .250/.334/.388, ranking 18th is SLG. The Astros had a .425 SLG% last April. 

We are at 24% K rate as a team right now, with a 107 wRC+; last year was 19.5% and 107 in April (17% and a 121 wRC+ for the year). Another poster earlier in the thread astutely pointed out that Gurriel's return (replacing JD Davis, mostly) should improve the contact issue, and Yuli has started quickly. 

Batted ball profiles look pretty much the same - no glaring disparities. 

All in all, the bats have been frustrating, but it doesn't look like anything fundamentally has changed other than more strikeouts, which are mostly accounted for by substituting Yuli (career 10% K rate) with Davis (career 30% K rate). 

That said, it is possible that Marwin and Peacock, two really important players last year, had their career years in 2018. Still , no reason to think they won't at least be pretty good at this point. 

tl;dr - it's April. 

 

Above is a great post.
Thanks for quantifying some of the hitting stats.

I do agree with the last paragraph too though unfortunately. Just hopeful it’s only the two of them.

THIS DATE IN ASTROS HISTORY - april 15
1968 - The longest shutout in MLB history is played at the Astrodome vs. the Mets, lasting over six hours before the Astros nally score a run in the 24th inning to win it, 1-0...catch- ers Hal King and Jerry Grote play the entire contest...Tom Seaver (10 IP, 2 H) and Don Wilson (9 IP, 5 H) were the starters...Wade Blasingame earned the win in relief (4 IP).

anyone going tonight?

CJ and Bregman have a history. Remember this from last year after an Odor bat flip on a long single in the WBC

“Kid with 70 days in the big leagues subtweets Odor’s bat flip, and tells him to ‘act like you’ve done it before,'” Nitkowski wrote. “In a second cowardly act the tweet gets deleted. Twitter courage fades fast.”

23 hours ago, Simon Honeybone said:

The Astros are 1-2 against teams that don't suck.  They are 9-3 against the dregs of the MLB.  You don't get to play 130 games against the dregs of the MLB unfortunately...

Takes a few days to get used to the weight of those World Champion rings in the batter's box. We'll be fine, thanks.

No one in attendance tonight? I have a seat upgrade for 2 for free. 

If we lose to this fatass, innocent people will be hurt. 

I see Miami guy just showed up.


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I see Miami guy is sitting with a LSU guy. Is there a LSU guy know to?


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No one at the game? 2 really good free seat upgrades available. 

If we lose to this fat old fuck I'm hitting the panic button then checking the recruiting thread to see how we're doing.

They're getting some good contact off Verlander tonight. 

No one at the game? 2 really good free seat upgrades available. 


I'm here, but don't know if you can upgrade these seats I have! Whatcha got??

10-5 this season and our offense hasn’t even gotten into a rhythm like they can. Our pitching night in and night out will keep us in every game. 

Alex and Jessica are intolerable. Watching with sound off. Almost like being there. 

And Astros still can’t hit shit.

Well, the first time through the lineup was underwhelming to say the least. 

3 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

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That’s kinda freaky. Wonder how much was influenced by pharmaceuticals? 

4 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Alex and Jessica are intolerable. Watching with sound off. Almost like being there. 

And Astros still can’t hit shit.

I don't mind Jessica too much, probably because I want to sleep with her.

A-Rod is like Lowell Galindo on steroids.

None of the Rangers even know the count.

This is your job, guys.

This guy has a perfect game going. A perfect game!!!!!

Didn't realize we were facing Cy Young tonight. Making them look silly. 

Bartolo Colon is a cinch to throw a perfecto tonight. In fact, every remaining pitch will be a strike.

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Bartolo Colon is a cinch to throw a perfecto tonight. In fact, every remaining pitch will be a strike.

 And he'll break the strikeout record for one game. 

Hey, have y'all noticed the perfect game in progress here?

Perfect game alert!

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