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Just now, Gut Wagon said:

I actually wanted to fire Hinch a week into 2017. This year I’m being patient and giving him until May 1. 

Hell, I wanted to fire him in August.

Meatball coming up to pitch. Reddick is going to kick his ass. 

Crazy Commie Crush coming up. 

I'm so off the marwin train

Up to Captain Caveman. 

ESPN announcer is just randomly throwing out Astros names now.  Sheesh.

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Mike Gundy taking time to be the second base ump. 

Nice hard slide by Reddick too. 

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Bullpen needs defined roles and less over use.

We’re not even a month into the season with only a couple guys you can actually somewhat be confident in, of course we don’t have defined roles yet. Not even to mention defined bullpen roles being generally phased out of the game in favor of matchups 

Just get on base Jake. 

That was fucking ball 4. 

Man, fuck that fucking ump.  You should lose your job for that shit.

I hate this umpire and his 4” wider plate to the left hand side for Ranger pitchers.

 

Way too common...

The fact that a pitch that far off the plate is still called a strike 24% of the time makes a pretty good case for using technology to determine the strike zone. 

I'm out boys, see y'all in  2019

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

This ump had a Gladdux zone going.

Exactly what it reminded me of. 90s umpire for the braves

4 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Ya'll chill. We got Keuchel going tomorrow. 

The way we’re smacking the ball around, DK giving up 3 in the first couple innings won’t be hard at all to overcome....

7 hours ago, Mez2 said:

I'm so off the marwin train

You can't say that.

7 hours ago, Honeysucklerose said:

11-5 last year after 16
10-6 this year.

Just breathe.

Were we 3.0 games behind the Angels?

 

Doomed. 

I don’t know if Bartolo even touched 90mph last night. It seemed like his FB sat 84-88, and our guys just let him lay it up there for a first pitch called strike all night long. Maddening.

Today’s a new day. Let’s take the bat off our shoulders and see what happens.

Time for Julia to eat some grasshoppers!!

10 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Bullpen needs defined roles and less over use.

Only bullpen decision this weekend that I found questionable was using Peacock over one of Harris/Devo in the 8th inning on Saturday considering the slew of LHB that were due up. 

So does our offense wanna get going anytime soon?

And Jake needs a week to sit on the bench and refresh. That ball 4 call was a complete shit show however.

We are 10-6 and if we went 10-6 every 16 games we will end up with 100 wins. 

The freak out already is hilarious. 

3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

We are 10-6 and if we went 10-6 every 16 games we will end up with 100 wins. 

The freak out already is hilarious. 

Going 10-6 against three of the presumed worst teams in MLB and Minnesota isn't that great.

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