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Who was arguing that odor was better than the AL MVP on that previous board? 

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2 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

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That's fucking bad ass.  Gerald Green out H-towns even Mez. 

59 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

lmao.  Almost feel sorry for the poor bastards from Southern Oklahoma.

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Photoshop time. Who should we add as the "Missing piece"?

8 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Who was arguing that odor was better than the AL MVP on that previous board? 

It sounds like something that drew's dumbass would say, but I think it might have been NOMAA. 

He said Odor was the best middle infielder in the state of Texas and was serious. 

Odor isn't the best middle infielder on his own team.

 

3 minutes ago, ERhine said:

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Sorry, you cannot add anymore reactions today.

What's sad is that their lineup is in much better shape than their pitching staff.  They've done a horrible job of developing pitching talent in that org.  

45 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Who was arguing that odor was better than the AL MVP on that previous board? 

That shit was ridiculous 

Any of you ding dongs watching the game anywhere in particular? I'll be in sugar land don't really wanna go to brick house to watch

34 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Any of you ding dongs watching the game anywhere in particular? I'll be in sugar land don't really wanna go to brick house to watch

There is talk of doing lunch at Bombshell's on 290 and then heading to Great Heights.

I can access this site on my work computer now - bitchin

2 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

I can access this site on my work computer for now - bitchin

May be more accurate.

2 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

So Ranger scoreboard messages run for $100 for 60 characters...

hmmm

I like where this is going

1 hour ago, Jshep34 said:

Who was arguing that odor was better than the AL MVP on that previous board? 

they're not a very bright bunch collectively

2 hours ago, Jshep34 said:

Who was arguing that odor was better than the AL MVP on that previous board? 

That's Kevin Morgan stupid.

I'm stuck here in Dallas.  Will be sporting my Stros gear tomorrow and Saturday.  Section 13 tomorrow, not sure on Saturday yet.

3 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

So Ranger scoreboard messages run for $100 for 60 characters...

hmmm

 

1 hour ago, Tommy Nobis said:

I like where this is going

Taking suggestions...looks like it does have to get approved by someone with with the Rangers so needs to be PG to have a shot at showing up on the scoreboard.

I’m liking:

”CATI. Sincerely, the 2017 World Series Champion Houston Astros”

 

35 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

 

Taking suggestions...looks like it does have to get approved by someone with with the Rangers so needs to be PG to have a shot at showing up on the scoreboard.

I’m liking:

”CATI. Sincerely, the 2017 World Series Champion Houston Astros”

 

It needs to be something subtle that will get approved. How about “The Astros would like to thank all who gave their support during Hurricane Harvey”?

Heading up to Arlington tomorrow.. anyone else gonna be there or out and about beforehand?  I'm in Sec 21

Have the radio ws postgame celebration saved on my phone. Listened to it once a week. Never get tired of hearing ford/spakie saying your 2017 world series champions Houston Astros. 

7 hours ago, Fozzz said:

lmao.  Almost feel sorry for the poor bastards from Southern Oklahoma.

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.253 + .209 + .204 = 1 piece away from a championship!

 

Dallas people are amazing.  Good god, man.

2 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Heading up to Arlington tomorrow.. anyone else gonna be there or out and about beforehand?  I'm in Sec 21

A buddy and I are driving up from Austin

SRO

not sure what time from we’ll be getting there 

16 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Have the radio ws postgame celebration saved on my phone. Listened to it once a week. Never get tired of hearing ford/spakie saying your 2017 world series champions Houston Astros. 

I’m about to replay Sparks’ locker room shenanigans

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

A buddy and I are driving up from Austin

SRO

not sure what time from we’ll be getting there 

I'll shoot you a PM once we get in and figure out a pre game locale

8 hours ago, Fozzz said:

lmao.  Almost feel sorry for the poor bastards from Southern Oklahoma.

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Roughned looks like he’s having a bad day in this pic. Maybe his other brother Roughned could give him a hand so he can have a happy ending. 

8 hours ago, Fozzz said:

lmao.  Almost feel sorry for the poor bastards from Southern Oklahoma.

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Looks like someone told them to stuff their sorries in a sack!

3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

It needs to be something subtle that will get approved. How about “The Astros would like to thank all who gave their support during Hurricane Harvey”?

Please don't touch me there.  -the other R. Odor

7 hours ago, Ldogg53 said:

That's fucking bad ass.  Gerald Green out H-towns even Mez. 

There's not many who do, but real recognize 

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

.253 + .209 + .204 = 1 piece away from a championship!

 

Dallas people are amazing.  Good god, man.

should just go with profar and deshields and call them “fab five.” imo.

Gallo and Mazara may be something. Gallo could have an Adam Dunn career, which would be solid. Mazara is still really young.

Odor...yeah, he has a long way to go. 

23 minutes ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

Gomez. They needed Gomez back one more year for this portrait alone. 

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do we need a secret handshake for tomorrow at great heights brewery ?

38 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Y’all, it just hit me again...

The Astros are the fucking defending world champs!!!!!!

And I've got the closet to prove it.

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