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Is it me or does Julia always look extra delightful in Seattle. Hopefully, we get some more footage of her slinging fish around at the Fish Market. 

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  • Bregs is going Crawford Boxes right here.

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Cano back to being an Astro killer after taking a year off.

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Insurmountable. I can't take this shit.

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Graphics update looks pretty good

Hopefully it's the spark the offense needed.

Damn Jake. Dude is cold. 

Please stop giving Jake AB’s. How long of a track record do you need to know he can’t hit?

Let him off the hook

All that and one god damn mother fucking run.

No clutch hitting at all. We did it time and time again last year and it’s just not there this year. So far.

Hadn't listened to Tops Drop this season. Turned it on, Altuve hit, Correa walked. Mojo back. 

Team reddick in the two hole. His attitude alone is better than what Bregman brings from that spot. Bregs has floundered two years in a row at the top of the line up. 

What another crappy bad luck nothing is going right inning

In reality. 
Altuve to the one
reddock
springer
correa
bregmam
yuli
 
its time. 


Yuli ahead of Bregman plz


Yuli ahead of Bregman plz

It’s not a bad idea.

Why is Gattis using a chin guard? I thought that's what the beard was for. 

9 minutes ago, Tailleur17 said:

I’m lazy. Speaking of bad luck, what’s the Astros BABIP so far this year?

Fangraphs says .291 before today.

.164 in our last 3 games.

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i really hope our runs per game and worst stretch stats and how many games in how many we've scored 1 or fewer stats are good enough to win playoff games.  because that's how they measure it, right?
some of you really need to stop whining and look at facts.
we're 10-7.  we're not hitting at all, and we're winning games.  at a .588 clip which is good for 95 wins.  whomever is talking about us digging a hole for ourselves needs to math more.  the yankees are about to be 8-8, the indians are 8-6, the nats are 8-9, the dodgers are 6-9. and the cubs are 7-7.  i agree it could be trouble if we dig ourselves a hole like we did in 2016, but that's not happening.  we're just not hitting.
so one of two things is going to happen moving forward.  either we won't hit all season, and it won't matter at all anyway.  or we'll start hitting like we're capable of hitting and we'll win a bunch of games.  i understand we're "wasting" great pitching performances, but our rotation is pretty decent, i'm sure they'll give us a couple more chances.
you guys sound like me watching longhorn football.  sheesh.

Dude it’s not whining and it is indeed looking at facts. I referenced the fact that our win-loss is much better right now and am thankful. Same as it’s a fact that we are currently in a worse offensive slump than at any point last year.

It’s sports. We discuss this shit ad nauseum. And it’ll happen all season long. Bury your head in the sand, be a doomsdayer or pump sunshine. Whatever. The results and stats don’t lie and they’ll continue to fluctuate all year and we will all be here to discuss it. For fucks sake isn’t that the point?

Can we bat? wTF

#RIP Mrs. Bush


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i really hope our runs per game and worst stretch stats and how many games in how many we've scored 1 or fewer stats are good enough to win playoff games.  because that's how they measure it, right?
some of you really need to stop whining and look at facts.
we're 10-7.  we're not hitting at all, and we're winning games.  at a .588 clip which is good for 95 wins.  whomever is talking about us digging a hole for ourselves needs to math more.  the yankees are about to be 8-8, the indians are 8-6, the nats are 8-9, the dodgers are 6-9. and the cubs are 7-7.  i agree it could be trouble if we dig ourselves a hole like we did in 2016, but that's not happening.  we're just not hitting.
so one of two things is going to happen moving forward.  either we won't hit all season, and it won't matter at all anyway.  or we'll start hitting like we're capable of hitting and we'll win a bunch of games.  i understand we're "wasting" great pitching performances, but our rotation is pretty decent, i'm sure they'll give us a couple more chances.
you guys sound like me watching longhorn football.  sheesh.

I can’t read this shit. Do you even speak English?


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Yuli almost got BABIP’d again. He’s really hitting hard. 

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