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Doesn't really matter. Stassi wasn't gonna do shit there. 

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Terrible. Just terrible. 

Sciocia's a dick.

now we gotta deal with the ohtani mania tomorrow. Ugh. 

Fuck this shit!!!!


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Those last two innings were like coitus interuptus 

4 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

now we gotta deal with the ohtani mania tomorrow. Ugh. 

True. But they have to deal with Charlie fucking Morton. 

I’m done with Jake, and Gattis in dh. Call up the kid, wtf.


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I’m done with Jake, and Gattis in dh. Call up the kid, wtf.


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16-8.

It’s painful to watch gattis/ jake/fisher right now but wait until after super 2 if they still haven’t figured it out in a month.
Yanks, Dodgers, etc already calling up their best prospects. There’s a reason we’re better than them
24 minutes ago, RegularSizedRudy said:

Never ever make the first or third out at third base...

I think it was ok.  Getting two in scoring position down 2 was worth the risk. 

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I hate sounding like a whiner, but good grief, Gattis has a sub .600 OPS for his career when playing DH. He's great when catching or even playing somewhere (gulp) in the OF. McCann's splits don't change much when he's a DH. I'd like to see them swap positions occasionally. 

Separately, Marisnick is playing way too much. Give me Reddick and his sub-.700 career OPS against lefties vs. Marisnick against anyone. 

Both of these fucks were worthless tonight. Gattis is 31 and in high parabolic decline. Marisnick never had an ascension. Both dead spots will continue to hurt this team. Fucking worthless, both of them. 

I love Gattis and his story, but he’s a waste of a roster spot. 

Why the hell are we getting shut out?

7 minutes ago, n64ra said:

Why the hell are we getting shut out?

Because we scored no runs.

 

Never forget.  Prepare you're anus son

 

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That's the bathroom after Dollar Dog night...right?

 

Wait, is that a condom in the air to the right of the flak by Ole Glory?

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10 hours ago, Stros said:

I’m done with Jake, and Gattis in dh. Call up the kid, wtf.

The kid has a .752 OPS with 1 HR, 9 RBIs and 16 Ks in 18 games in AAA.  He's scuffling a bit right now.  Let's let him get right first

fuck bring JD Davis back up or Tyler White. what we have now is a shit pile of suck 

Some of y'all seem on the verge of courting a trade for Gomez to come back...

Yall kiss that trophy goodbye. Its coming to Baytown on Monday and will probably not leave cause some fool will take it

11am to noon at chick fil la. Place is packed enough at lunch time. Should have had it at c&ds taco.

I still literally love Gerrit Cole.

3 hours ago, Mez2 said:

fuck bring JD Davis back up or Tyler White. what we have now is a shit pile of suck 

Added bonus that he can take inning away from Sipp in a pinch.

Biggest game of the season tonight.  I’m glad we have the AL’s best pitcher and staff ace CFM going.

I feel CFM may be off a bit but bats will rise to the occasion.
We'll win an 8-7 type game where Altuve steps up late with a clutch hit (HR finally?) and both starters are an afterthought when all is said and done

I feel CFM may be off a bit but bats will rise to the occasion.
We'll win an 8-7 type game where Altuve steps up late with a clutch hit (HR finally?) and both starters are an afterthought when all is said and done
How many warning track flyouts to right field has Altuve had in the last week? It is time for one of them to go over the fence

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Can't go to tomorrows 1:10pm afternoon game.    2 tickets section 129  row 18.   First come first serve -   PM me - assuming we can still do that here.

 

You will have to download the MLB Ballpark app so i can transfer tickets.

 

Edit: if it wasn't obvious - fo free.

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1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

I feel CFM may be off a bit but bats will rise to the occasion.
We'll win an 8-7 type game where Altuve steps up late with a clutch hit (HR finally?) and both starters are an afterthought when all is said and done

we're not playing the white sox - you think we score that many runs in a game?

Can't go to tomorrows 1:10pm afternoon game.    2 tickets section 129  row 18.   First come first serve -   PM me - assuming we can still do that here.
 
You will have to download the MLB Ballpark app so i can transfer tickets.
 
Edit: if it wasn't obvious - fo free.


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37 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Can't go to tomorrows 1:10pm afternoon game.    2 tickets section 129  row 18.   First come first serve -   PM me - assuming we can still do that here.

 

You will have to download the MLB Ballpark app so i can transfer tickets.

 

Edit: if it wasn't obvious - fo free.

Tickets are gone.

Has Marwin always sucked this hard against breaking balls and sliders?  That and fastballs nowhere near the strike zone would be all he'd getting from me these days.

Going to see a lot of this tonight:

Need to get our shit together against sliders, or it's going to be another frustrating night. 

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Angels will have to deal with 

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and this...

 

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59 minutes ago, Spoosner said:

Has Marwin always sucked this hard against breaking balls and sliders?  That and fastballs nowhere near the strike zone would be all he'd getting from me these days.

Thought I heard it during the first Rangers series broadcast that Gonzalez faced the fewest amount of fastballs of any Astro last year.

 

Might be misremembering...

Putt and me will be down by the right field foul pole tonight.  Check us out on tv when I punch Calhoun in his dumb face when he tries to catch a foul ball 

Putt never responded to the PM I sent offering my tickets for tonight, but glad y’all were able to find some.

My pair in Sec 131 are available tonight and tomorrow, and free, if any of y’all want to go.

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